Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt
Moderator: ArcWolf
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted, your computer now has 1GB of extra storage.
I wish winters weren't so cold.
I wish winters weren't so cold.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted, but now The South will rise against you for that foolish wish.
I wish for a mountain villa.
I wish for a mountain villa.
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granted, but you drown in it.
I wish for dry ice.
I wish for dry ice.
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Granted, but you burn yourself with it.
I wish science knew everything about the universe.
I wish science knew everything about the universe.
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Granted. Now what?
I wish for more mystery in the universe.
I wish for more mystery in the universe.
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Granted, you are teleported both in mind and in body to the stone age.
I wish there were real life moderators, that would teleport into your conversations and act like forum mods.
I wish there were real life moderators, that would teleport into your conversations and act like forum mods.
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You get: censorship.
I Insert: mechanical monsters.
I Insert: mechanical monsters.
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I see, you're as tired as I am
Well, you get truckasaurus rex.
I wish humans didn't have a need for sleep.
Well, you get truckasaurus rex.
I wish humans didn't have a need for sleep.
- Nitrosparxx
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Granted: now everyone contracts tourettes syndrome
I wish for dish of fish
I wish for dish of fish
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The fish is rotten, and icelandic in origin.
I wish for colder weather.
I wish for colder weather.
- Nitrosparxx
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GLOBAL WARMING
I wish to be reincarnated as a Werewolf in my next life
I wish to be reincarnated as a Werewolf in my next life
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You are struck by a stray silver bullet and die.
I wish for a special
I wish for a special
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You get a Special Noun.
I wish for a hamburguer.
I wish for a hamburguer.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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It is from that fast food place you hate.
I wish for more Monty Python movies.
I wish for more Monty Python movies.
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Granted, but they all suck and aren't comedies.
I wish I had an aquarium.
I wish I had an aquarium.
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You fill it with rare poisonous aquatic snakes for some reason. It bursts and the snakes kill you with their venom.
I wish for blue eyes.
I wish for blue eyes.
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Chlorum fall on yours eyes fading them in blue, but you're also blind.
I wish for a zoo in my city.
I wish for a zoo in my city.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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Granted, but the guys building it forgot to seal the secret escape tunnels, and gorillas run rampage around your city and destroy your dwelling!
I wish I would colour my text regularly
I wish I would colour my text regularly
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You become colorblind. Even when you do, you can't tell.
I wish for a green thumb.
I wish for a green thumb.
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The plants eat you
I wish to be a great pianist
I wish to be a great pianist
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Your hands are crushed in an accident right before your first performance.
I wish for better days.
I wish for better days.
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You get Dancing Days!
I wish for a better memory
I wish for a better memory
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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Your memory is perfect, but nobody wants to talk to you, afraid that if they tell you anything you will remember it forever.
I wish for better eyesight.
I wish for better eyesight.
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You have the best eyesight ever! But then you looked directly at the sun burning your corneas.
I wish I were in a storm.
I wish I were in a storm.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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The tempest swallows your vessel and you join the crew of the Flying Dutchman.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
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You get a new computer, but is full of viruses.
I wish for a guitar.
I wish for a guitar.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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You get a guitar, with no strings
I wish for a puppy
I wish for a puppy
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You get a Dingo puppy that don't stop biting your stuff.
I wish for an Ipod.
I wish for an Ipod.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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You get an Ipod filled with songs by [insert least favorite music group here]
I wish for photoshop
I wish for photoshop
- FlintTheSquirrel
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A noisy shop opens up outside your house selling overpriced photos. :<
I wish I need not go to school today.
I wish I need not go to school today.
Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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You die. Problem solved!
I wish for stupendous happenings.
I wish for stupendous happenings.
- FlintTheSquirrel
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That was not really a funny joke.
Umm.....a cheese wheel roles over half your house. No one is in that half though. .-.
I wish I have a good weekend when I get there.
Umm.....a cheese wheel roles over half your house. No one is in that half though. .-.
I wish I have a good weekend when I get there.
Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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Your weekend is great, but it takes you twenty years to figure it out.
I wish I could remember song lyrics.
I wish I could remember song lyrics.
- FlintTheSquirrel
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And now every song is to predictable and ruins the value of listening to it again.
I wish school were not to come for a little while longer. I am starting to enjoy myself. ^^
I wish school were not to come for a little while longer. I am starting to enjoy myself. ^^
Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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You will be in school forever!
I wish I could command the wind to blow the snow away for me.
I wish I could command the wind to blow the snow away for me.
Sigma (Σ) (Male Tabby Cat)
Dark Sigma (Σ) (Feral and Black version of Sigma)
Frostbyte (Male Alaskan Wolf)
This is how I came up with Sigma
Dark Sigma (Σ) (Feral and Black version of Sigma)
Frostbyte (Male Alaskan Wolf)
This is how I came up with Sigma
- FlintTheSquirrel
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Sure, but to have enough force to blow away the snow. Your house gets blown away with it.
I wish we had a bit more snow. Up to a foot.
I wish we had a bit more snow. Up to a foot.
Flint: Str 4, Per 9, End 5, Cha 4, Int 5, Agi 10, Luc 2
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
(Lucid's Drawing of Flint!)
The original idea of Flint is created by Cobalt Kitty
(Aqua's drawing of Flint!)
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You get sick and must stay in bed.
I wish for better writing skills.
I wish for better writing skills.
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but your hands are cut off
I wish for perfectness for myself
I wish for perfectness for myself
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You become a portrait of yourself.