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This guy.

He was the original random facts guy.

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Chuck Norris was forged in the fiery mountains of creation...







By Bruce Lee.

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Chuck Norris can do pushups with only his breath

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The reason Justin Bieber is still alive? Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.

[/listens to Justin Bieber herself but thought that was pretty funny]

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Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.

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Private Elliot wrote:
Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.


You're so funny Elly. Sooooo funny. [/sarcasm] XD


Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.


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Chuck Norris's mention in my class makes everyone crack up

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Everybody goes to sleep when Chuck Norris yawns.

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chuck norris is chuck norris *most real one of them all*

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Chuck Norris has been knocked unconscious only one time. He did it to himself just to see what it felt like.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.

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Whoo, a thread about Chuck Norris!

Once when Chuck Norris was younger, he laid a small gas... it was so powerful that the gas went back in time. It was so powerful that Einstein felt it and discovered the formula of the gas. Days later, the Atom Bomb was created...

I just made that up...

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Chuck Norris kinda doesn't like Chuck Norris facts.

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Chuck Norris IS the game.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrable, you will win... forever.

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You can't spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, as if you do, he'll roundhouse kick you to the sun for cheating.

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Chuck Norris stared at the sun and that's what ended the Ice Age.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris isn't backwards. He's right side down.

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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Nazi zombies are born from Chuck Norris' beard. Hellhounds come from his hat.

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Chuck Norris


Enough said.

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i usually don't like chuck norris jokes, *ahem* facts but most of these are funny, except for the ones i've already heard a million times. so, here's some
-If you have 5$ and Chuck norris has 5$, Chuck norris has more money than you
-chuck norris can moonwalk on the sun
-chuck norris can't shop at target. A quick glance at the logo will destroy it, and cause enough damage before chuck norris can get close to it
-Chuck norris pities mr.T
-chuck norris' blood can stain stainless steel..... that is, if he could bleed
-You may use "Brawny" paper towels, well, the "Brawny" man uses Chuck norris paper towels
B.T.W- i looked these up, the ones i know from memory either are dumb or have already been said


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