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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 16940 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
This guy.He was the original random facts guy.
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:50 pm |
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Jimmy Jazz
Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:16 pm Posts: 846 Location: My tower of hay
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Chuck Norris was forged in the fiery mountains of creation...
By Bruce Lee.
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Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:13 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Chuck Norris can do pushups with only his breath
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:41 pm |
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Beagle
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:09 pm Posts: 1641 Location: North Carolina
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The reason Justin Bieber is still alive? Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.
[/listens to Justin Bieber herself but thought that was pretty funny]
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:46 pm |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:17 pm |
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Beagle
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:09 pm Posts: 1641 Location: North Carolina
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You're so funny Elly. Sooooo funny. [/sarcasm] XD Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:26 pm |
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Mr. Noms
Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:05 am Posts: 79 Location: South Carolina
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:25 pm |
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Z-Zman
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:25 pm Posts: 101 Images: 1 Location: LA
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Chuck Norris's mention in my class makes everyone crack up
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:15 pm |
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Tha Housefox
Ms. Sunshine
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5857 Location: The nth plane
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Everybody goes to sleep when Chuck Norris yawns.
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Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:17 pm |
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Z-Zman
Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:25 pm Posts: 101 Images: 1 Location: LA
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chuck norris is chuck norris *most real one of them all*
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:13 am |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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Chuck Norris has been knocked unconscious only one time. He did it to himself just to see what it felt like.
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:37 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:40 am |
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Russiarules1
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 pm Posts: 1303 Images: 4 Location: By Strawberry Fields, on a flying Yellow Submarine, eating muffins.
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Whoo, a thread about Chuck Norris!
Once when Chuck Norris was younger, he laid a small gas... it was so powerful that the gas went back in time. It was so powerful that Einstein felt it and discovered the formula of the gas. Days later, the Atom Bomb was created...
I just made that up...
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Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:35 pm |
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dynaslash
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:13 pm Posts: 71
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Chuck Norris kinda doesn't like Chuck Norris facts.
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:22 pm |
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NosWaster
Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:18 am Posts: 161 Location: An igloo
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Chuck Norris IS the game.
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Russiarules1
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 pm Posts: 1303 Images: 4 Location: By Strawberry Fields, on a flying Yellow Submarine, eating muffins.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrable, you will win... forever.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:04 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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You can't spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, as if you do, he'll roundhouse kick you to the sun for cheating.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:06 am |
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Tha Housefox
Ms. Sunshine
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5857 Location: The nth plane
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun and that's what ended the Ice Age.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:10 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris isn't backwards. He's right side down.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:11 am |
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Russiarules1
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 pm Posts: 1303 Images: 4 Location: By Strawberry Fields, on a flying Yellow Submarine, eating muffins.
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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:16 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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Nazi zombies are born from Chuck Norris' beard. Hellhounds come from his hat.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:22 am |
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Russiarules1
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 pm Posts: 1303 Images: 4 Location: By Strawberry Fields, on a flying Yellow Submarine, eating muffins.
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Chuck Norris
Enough said.
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Gizmo36
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:18 pm Posts: 27 Location: Where do you think?
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i usually don't like chuck norris jokes, *ahem* facts but most of these are funny, except for the ones i've already heard a million times. so, here's some -If you have 5$ and Chuck norris has 5$, Chuck norris has more money than you -chuck norris can moonwalk on the sun -chuck norris can't shop at target. A quick glance at the logo will destroy it, and cause enough damage before chuck norris can get close to it -Chuck norris pities mr.T -chuck norris' blood can stain stainless steel..... that is, if he could bleed -You may use "Brawny" paper towels, well, the "Brawny" man uses Chuck norris paper towels B.T.W- i looked these up, the ones i know from memory either are dumb or have already been said
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