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Sleet
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 Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS This guy.He was the original random facts guy.
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Jimmy Jazz
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris was forged in the fiery mountains of creation...
By Bruce Lee.
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dalonewolf25
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris can do pushups with only his breath
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Beagle
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS The reason Justin Bieber is still alive? Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.
[/listens to Justin Bieber herself but thought that was pretty funny]
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Private Elliot
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.
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Beagle
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS You're so funny Elly. Sooooo funny. [/sarcasm] XD Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.
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Mr. Noms
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Z-Zman
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris's mention in my class makes everyone crack up
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Tha Housefox
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Everybody goes to sleep when Chuck Norris yawns.
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Z-Zman
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS chuck norris is chuck norris *most real one of them all*
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris has been knocked unconscious only one time. He did it to himself just to see what it felt like.
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Private Elliot
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
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Russiarules1
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Whoo, a thread about Chuck Norris!
Once when Chuck Norris was younger, he laid a small gas... it was so powerful that the gas went back in time. It was so powerful that Einstein felt it and discovered the formula of the gas. Days later, the Atom Bomb was created...
I just made that up...
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris kinda doesn't like Chuck Norris facts.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris IS the game.
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Russiarules1
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrable, you will win... forever.
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Private Elliot
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS You can't spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, as if you do, he'll roundhouse kick you to the sun for cheating.
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Tha Housefox
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris stared at the sun and that's what ended the Ice Age.
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Private Elliot
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris isn't backwards. He's right side down.
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Russiarules1
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Nazi zombies are born from Chuck Norris' beard. Hellhounds come from his hat.
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Russiarules1
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS Chuck Norris
Enough said.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS i usually don't like chuck norris jokes, *ahem* facts but most of these are funny, except for the ones i've already heard a million times. so, here's some
-If you have 5$ and Chuck norris has 5$, Chuck norris has more money than you
-chuck norris can moonwalk on the sun
-chuck norris can't shop at target. A quick glance at the logo will destroy it, and cause enough damage before chuck norris can get close to it
-Chuck norris pities mr.T
-chuck norris' blood can stain stainless steel..... that is, if he could bleed
-You may use "Brawny" paper towels, well, the "Brawny" man uses Chuck norris paper towels
B.T.W- i looked these up, the ones i know from memory either are dumb or have already been said
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