Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:33 pm

Alex M. wrote:You are stabbed in the heart 37 times

Caaaaaaaaarl!! That Kills people!

ANYWAY: Granted, but it's too small to do anything with, so your teacher gives you the worlds largest number for statistic

I wish when I die, I go to the Ring of the slightly damned.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:30 pm

Granted, but you won't die for another 7 million years.

I wish the colour option had more colours.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:40 pm

Granted, but you go color blind.

I wish for a 3DS

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:43 pm

Granted. YOu get this.

I wish for a better life.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:49 pm

Granted. You get a girlfriend, a nice pleasant two story house, with marble floors, huge kitchen and lavish bathrooms. It also has an awesome game room and an indoor swimming pool. You have a pleaseant job as a game dierector, and you are head of your own gaming company...

...and then the Cthulu comes by and eats you! XD

I wish for a year's supply of Diet Pepsi.

Blue Braixen · Post by **Blue Braixen** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:51 pm

Granted, but the shipment gets shipwrecked in Antarctica.

I wish I could think of better wishes than the generic ones I've come up with so far.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:03 pm

You do...but the Cthulu eats you!

I wish eternal Darkness

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:17 pm

Granted. Mow you live in an INTRO OF DARKNESS, MIDTRO OF DARKNESS and OUTRO OF DARKNESS.

I wish for more "ñ".

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:43 pm

That is all you can type now.

I wish for a conversation with my personal hero.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:07 pm

Granted, but your personal hero finds out you are serious competition for him/her, so they destroy all means for you to get famous with.

I wish music was everywhere!

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:15 pm

The only songs around are by Justin Bieber.

I wish for more space.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:24 pm

Granted. But you never noticed, because we haven't gotten any farther than our moon.

I wish humans were intergalactic beings.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:27 pm

We are enslaved by an alien race and our species is scattered across several galaxies. Nice wish.

I wish for an exciting world series this year.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:34 pm

Granted but its so exciting you die of anticipation
I wish I could keep go to shibuya

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:38 pm

You do get to go, but only after you sell your soul to someone.

I wish that the Mythos existed.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:13 am

Mythos crush you when you saw it.

I wish Martin O'Donell were my grandpa.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:16 am

Granted, but he balmes you for all his mistakes.

I wish there were more Rice Krispies to give to the hungry people of the world.

Chaplin · Post by **Chaplin** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:07 am

Granted, yet the poor are allergic

I wish for $42.08

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:28 pm

You got ¢42.08

I wish for a new dimension.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:24 pm

Granted, you recieve a dimension of grand singularity.

I wish I could compose for an orchestra, just once.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:45 pm

You compose the best Orchestra, but nobody attends to the event.

I wish for a better Video card.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:55 pm

Granted, but the rest of your computer was destroyed in the installation process.

I wish I could speak Spanish fluently.

A-coro · Post by **A-coro** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:45 pm

You learn it just as everyone decides it's cool to speak italian.
I wish I always knew how a person would react before I did something.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:48 pm

Granted, but you never tell a joke again because you know exactly how the person will laugh, so you find telling the joke pointless.

I wish video games weren't so popular.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:33 am

You're sent to an alternate dimension where videogames doesn't exist, where nothing fun exists.

I wish for a new pair of glasses.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 am

Granted, only they make your vision blurry.

I wish house's came equiped with dance floors.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:54 pm

Granted, but you slip and break your back while walking on it

I wish my Ipod's battery would drain so quickly.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:46 pm

Granted. You Ipod asplodes, so you don't need to worry about the battery anymore.

I wish I had Soy meat.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:59 pm

Granted but it tastes like ****

I wish I could Write better music

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:19 pm

You write better music, but it is stored on a floppy disk and is unaccessible.

I wish for research funding.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:10 am

Granted. You lost all of your work, but now you have funds.

I wish for a vinyl record.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:50 am

Granted, but it's a recording of Justin Bieber live at concert.

I wish I had a better recording studio.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:16 am

Granted, but you fall into debt and have to sell it to your worst enemy.

I wish for a jolly good time at the destination of my choosing.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:17 am

Granted, but your place of residence was burnt to the ground while you were away.

I wish poeple weren't afraid to be themselves.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:18 am

Granted to bad it causes extreme arrogance
I wish for a faster laptop

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:19 am

Granted, but you loose everything else. At least you can tell your friends in a split second!

I wish I still had a lava lamp.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:23 am

It explodes.

TPBM has experience in jobs.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:27 am

false but wrong game
I wish for 3 wishes XD

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:28 am

Granted, they are 1. That your bank account is emptied, 2. That your identity is stolen and 3. That your house is burnt down.
Luckily for you, they all come true!

I wish I had a better camera.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:30 am

You get it, but can't figure out how to use the darn thing.

I wish for better memory.