12 Days of Grapenut(A Housepets! Christmas Fanfic)

[Blue Braixen]

AS I SAID BEFORE, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT! I'VE WRITTEN IN CAMEOS BEFORE! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH REFERENCES!

[EmoPeanut]

Fine! Okay I will let you out..... as a waste product. Should have read the fine print! Tiger...... digest.
Tiger: OkaY!

[Blue Braixen]

Oh I'm gonna need sooooooooooo many showers after this... and my bandanna? I don't even want to THINK about how many times I'm gonna have to wash it.

[EmoPeanut]

Next day later

FLUSH!

Tiger: uh, Oh.....someone is going to be angry..... doesn't that lead to the sewers?

[Blue Braixen]

*Lands in the sewer*
PLBBTHT! Ugh, Uh...GROSS! I'm gonna kill off Tiger in my next fic...most definitely.

[EmoPeanut]

Text message to Housedog...

Uh..... you should know about the zombie rats..... blame Tiger and all the food he ate. DOn't you just love him?

[Blue Braixen]

TIIIIIIIIIIIGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[ctcmjh]

I'm pretty sure CTCMJH has that spot, Copper.
Edit: I'm also pretty sure EmoPeanut broke the third and fourth walls.

Indeed.
Copper, you can be a general in the King of King of Heart's army!

Also, I like this fanfic, EmoPeanut!

[EmoPeanut]

Housedog..... I think you gone off the deep end now..... ctcmjh.... bring all of your army, Housedog is trying to kill Tiger!

[copper]

I'm pretty sure CTCMJH has that spot, Copper.
Edit: I'm also pretty sure EmoPeanut broke the third and fourth walls.

Indeed.
Copper, you can be a general in the King of King of Heart's army!

Also, I like this fanfic, EmoPeanut!

I shall serve you with honor, my liege. Your enemies will tremble at the very mention of my name, and those who do
not bow to you shall feel the wrath of Copper!

King Of Hearts shall prevail!!!!!

[EmoPeanut]

Okay time for update!

Day 2: Krampus is coming to town


Peanut smiled. Krampus hmmm... Peanut thought to himself. He had just finished watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, which told of one of Saint Nick's partners i n Christmas....... the Krampus, which was creature that put the coal in the naughty kids room, or even ate them. This story was true the the Santa mythology, and Peanut just constructed a Krampus costume just for one reason. Right before Christmas Eve, people in Austria dress themselves up as the Krampus and scare naughty children. Peanut thought, if they could do it, so could him! SO he started making his Christmas Costume, not knowing that another musical would be formed by this act.


Krampus is coming to TOWN!
Peanut:He is the meanest thing you will ever see..... Jason's got nothing on him!
Peanut:He is the Krampus, he is the guy who takes care of naughty kids.... horned, evil, and not very hygienic!
Peanut:Are you naughty or Nice?

Grape in kitchen
Grape sighed. Max hadn't called. She was bored with waiting for the 10 day party to start. Well, if Maxi isn't here, I guess I must talk to the Nutty Nut, Peanut! SHe thought with a laugh. As she walked up the stairs, she didn't notice a creature behind her. IT growled and followed behind her. When Grape got to Peanut's room, she knocked and opened the door. "Nut? Where are you?" She said, worried. Peanut was no where to be found. SHe kept on looking until. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" A horrid scream made Grape turn around and the she stared at monster in front of her. It was a furry creature with horns, yellow eyes, and a bloody set of teeth. She did the only thing anyone would have done in that situation. She fainted. The creature pulled of it's head to reveal PEanut, who just tried out this costume. He stared at the fainted cat and only could say this: "Is it that scary?"


Authors Comments
As you can see, it was short, but I hope it was sweet. Also, THe movie that Peanut saw is real, here is the link to the trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw

If you like the update, please comment. Very short but sweet.

[valerio]

I have this nagging feeling that Peanut is going to end up with a nasty case of migraine...
Also. Krampus

[EmoPeanut]

Valerio, have you read my other update? Also has my writing gotten better?

[valerio]

Valerio, have you read my other update? Also has my writing gotten better?

PMed ya!
And yes, I am reading it all and like it a lot!

[Blue Braixen]

Your writing has improved, yes.

[copper]

Loved it! Peanut making grape faint? Perhaps he will think of a *ahem* creative way of waking her up?

Can't wait for the next update!

[lightwolf21]

I too, have noticed an improvement, Emopeanut. :3

[Dissension]

Loved it! Peanut making grape faint? Perhaps he will think of a *ahem* creative way of waking her up?

Erm. That sounds very... awkward. So I'd hope not.

[EmoPeanut]

moderate note*
Post temperately removed.

[Kyderra]

this post was over the limit,
It has been temperately removed till further notice.

[Blue Braixen]

As devious as Peanut is in this fic...if he can be mistaken for Max, even for a second...wouldn't that be the perfect way to ruin Max's standing with Grape?

[EmoPeanut]

Housedog, Peanut doesn't want to ruin Grapes relationship with Max.... HE WANTED A KIss!

[Blue Braixen]

I know, I'm just being evil.

[copper]

Apparently I missed something here. Was the update removed or just some stray comment EmoPeanut made.

@ Diss- A kiss to awaken the sleeping Princess? That's not awkward, that's classic fairy tale logic.

Can't wait for a continuation to this story!

[EmoPeanut]

Grape was having dream about Max that wasn't detailed in the slightest! Not at ALL! She was sleepwalking and thought Peanut was Max. Long story short she
tried toflirt with Peanut. But Peanut got her back to bed.

[copper]

Well, that sounds nice, but easy to take the wrong way. Can't wait to actually see it or an edited version of it.

[EmoPeanut]

Chapter 2:Day 2: Maxi the Taxi
"GRAPE!" Peanut hollered, trying to wake up the sleeping cat. Grape yawned and opened her eyes. "Hey Maxy." She said in a slow tone.
Peanut looked into her eyes and groaned. She was sleepwalking again. Grape edged closer to Peanut, meowing seductively towards Peanut.
Peanut laughed nervously, hoping that Max would come in to make Grape wake up.
I just want a kiss! not make outs... or something....... why I am talking to myself?
Peanut thought worried about what Grape would do. As Grape edged closer, Peanut tried to think of something.
Okay she thinks I'M Max..... I know! I will tell her that
today isn't good..... in a Max like manner....... MAx is a smooth talker..... perfect! Peanut thought his plan out in a hurry.
"Sorry my beauty, but I can not.... uh....... do that today, just go back to sleep."
Peanut said in a Max-like tone. "Okay Maxi Taxi." Grape said tiredly and went back into Peanut's bed.
Peanut on the other hand was laughing his tail off.
Maxi Taxi? I gotta remember that one.... but seriously that was a close call. That would have been pretty embaressing.......

Peanut sighed and began walking away.
He decided to ring up his cousins... to start his plan. "Hello, my.... very attractive cousins.... would you like to meet some cute dogs.... and cats?"
He asked on the phone. "Would we ever? Its been a while since the girls and I went on a GNO... girls night out if you don't know the term." Peanut nodded. "So-"
"Honey its a yes!" Peanut grinned. "Great!" He said.
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Authors notes
Yeah, I decided to do this fic year round.... since its mocking me!

[copper]

Nice little update, Emo. I was wondering if you had abandoned this one or not.

Maxi Taxi.... that's a good one.

The Barn Cats are coming!? Awesome! I can't wait!