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I thought this might be fun. The rules, every post must be a haiku, which is a poem consisting of 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively... I feel as if I should have more here. Ahh well. Here's an example.

I made a new thread.
I wonder how it will fare?
Only time will tell.


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It is really good
This chocolate lollipop
I can't describe it!

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Why thank you Copper.
I do so love chocolate.
I envy you much.


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Envy is not good.
An unforgivable sin
get rid of it now!

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the world burning blue
underneath beautiful snow
My wonderful world
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When you're not too bright,
Haiku are tough to achieve;
That's why I don't write.

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thats a good one dis
but dont sell yourself that short
you do have talent

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Counting is hard.
I can't work out these lines.
Screw this haiku bullcrap.

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then dont post here sleet
but don't take it the wrong way
I think you're funny :lol:

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Haikus are easy
you just count the syllables
Why don't you get it?

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Facetiousness rocks,
Though some folks just can't get it;
No insult implied.

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Talking to Sleet dude
Just making fun of the fox
Haiku not for you

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Lamp oil, rope, and bombs –
These can all be yours, my friend!
Got enough Rupees?

Yo dawg, you like cars?
Let's put a car in your car
To drive while you drive!

There's a man (it's true)
Whose haikus stop at line two.


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Yeah, I know all that,
Which doesn't mean I can't speak
My mind, now does it?

Read between the lines;
Don't argue with mods
Unless you want to be banned,
Because I'm a jerk.

Don't take things at face value;
Aguanieve
Is always facetious, yo!
He's playing for laughs.

...I'm not really mean.

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No argument here
I am never serious
Let's just get along.

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What is this I see?
Is my thread successful?
Z-O-M-G-Thanx


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You want a haiku?
Tough luck, I'm not writing one!
Wait a minute, what?

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Nice one Dynaslash!

I'm only gonna
Break Break Your Break Break Your heart
Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh

*Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart*

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I yam a dino!
Roar! Fear the dinosaur's roar!
Because dinos is neat!

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one day where i am
i searched for the perfect friend
no one will love me


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The Comic "Housepets!",
There's not a thing more greater.
Except Chuck Norris.

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Chaplin can write too
I like haiku because it
passes as being smart

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I lack confidence
I really need to get some
I need to let go

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Thread bump FTW
I Want to read more Haikus
This thread Cannot die

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It will never die
That I can guaranty you
I hope I'm not wrong

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Sleet wrote:
Counting is hard.
I can't work out these lines.
Screw this haiku bullcrap.

that epicene fox
he has so stolen my joke
shes a fluffy jerk

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I like to eat pears
Actually that was a lie
I despise those pears.


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Mr. Noms wrote:
I like to eat pears
Actually that was a lie
I despise those pears.

Those pears are trouble
They antlerize™ way too much
It is just not cool

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Hey FarmMan, let's talk
This antler thing, it's old now D:
We need a new word.

Well, mini won't work
That too, we have overused.
Find a new word NOW. :evil:


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Mr. Noms wrote:
Hey FarmMan, let's talk
This antler thing, it's old now D:
We need a new word.

Well, mini won't work
That too, we have overused.
Find a new word NOW. :evil:

Ok, I'll find one
I was just messin' around
Hmmmm, I can't think of one.
("Hmmmmm" has no syllables by the way)

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"Hmmmmm" has one of those.
Uhh, a syllable I mean.
Oops, your bad lolol :lol:


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Mr Bond I've been,
expecting you please sit down,
On my laser bench


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I like to write poems.
short poems are the best kind.
they're easy to write.

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Saw this thread
I find it quite old, yes?
Revived it is

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Cake and spaghetti
Are great dishes on their own
Not together though


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