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Mr. Noms
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 Haiku Thread I thought this might be fun. The rules, every post must be a haiku, which is a poem consisting of 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively... I feel as if I should have more here. Ahh well. Here's an example.
I made a new thread.
I wonder how it will fare?
Only time will tell.
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copper
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Re: Haiku Thread It is really good
This chocolate lollipop
I can't describe it!
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Mr. Noms
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Re: Haiku Thread Why thank you Copper.
I do so love chocolate.
I envy you much.
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copper
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Re: Haiku Thread Envy is not good.
An unforgivable sin
get rid of it now!
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shadowhaz
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Re: Haiku Thread the world burning blueunderneath beautiful snowMy wonderful world 
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Re: Haiku Thread When you're not too bright,
Haiku are tough to achieve;
That's why I don't write.
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shadowhaz
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Re: Haiku Thread thats a good one dis
but dont sell yourself that short
you do have talent
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mathgrant
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Re: Haiku Thread This post's edited
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
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Sleet
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Re: Haiku Thread Counting is hard.
I can't work out these lines.
Screw this haiku bullcrap.
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shadowhaz
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Re: Haiku Thread then dont post here sleetbut don't take it the wrong wayI think you're funny
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copper
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Re: Haiku Thread Haikus are easy
you just count the syllables
Why don't you get it?
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Re: Haiku Thread Facetiousness rocks,
Though some folks just can't get it;
No insult implied.
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Re: Haiku Thread Talking to Sleet dude
Just making fun of the fox
Haiku not for you
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Re: Haiku Thread Lamp oil, rope, and bombs –
These can all be yours, my friend!
Got enough Rupees?
Yo dawg, you like cars?
Let's put a car in your car
To drive while you drive!
There's a man (it's true)
Whose haikus stop at line two.
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Re: Haiku Thread Yeah, I know all that,
Which doesn't mean I can't speak
My mind, now does it?
Read between the lines;
Don't argue with mods
Unless you want to be banned,
Because I'm a jerk.
Don't take things at face value;
Aguanieve
Is always facetious, yo!
He's playing for laughs.
...I'm not really mean.
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Re: Haiku Thread No argument here
I am never serious
Let's just get along.
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Mr. Noms
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Re: Haiku Thread What is this I see?
Is my thread successful?
Z-O-M-G-Thanx
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Re: Haiku Thread You want a haiku?
Tough luck, I'm not writing one!
Wait a minute, what?
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Re: Haiku Thread Nice one Dynaslash!
I'm only gonna
Break Break Your Break Break Your heart
Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh
*Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart*
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Re: Haiku Thread I yam a dino!
Roar! Fear the dinosaur's roar!
Because dinos is neat!
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Re: Haiku Thread one day where i am
i searched for the perfect friend
no one will love me
T_T
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Æo 3oÆ----------Ð Don't be sad my friend,
The past is behind us now,
No need to fear it.
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Re: Haiku Thread The Comic "Housepets!",
There's not a thing more greater.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Re: Haiku Thread Chaplin can write too
I like haiku because it
passes as being smart
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Re: Haiku Thread I lack confidence
I really need to get some
I need to let go
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Re: Haiku Thread Thread bump FTW
I Want to read more Haikus
This thread Cannot die
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Re: Haiku Thread It will never die
That I can guaranty you
I hope I'm not wrong
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Re: Haiku Thread that epicene fox
he has so stolen my joke
shes a fluffy jerk
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Mr. Noms
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Re: Haiku Thread I like to eat pears
Actually that was a lie
I despise those pears.
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Re: Haiku Thread Those pears are trouble They antlerize™ way too much It is just not cool
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Mr. Noms
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Re: Haiku Thread Hey FarmMan, let's talk This antler thing, it's old now D: We need a new word. Well, mini won't work That too, we have overused. Find a new word NOW. 
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Ok, I'll find one I was just messin' around Hmmmm, I can't think of one. ("Hmmmmm" has no syllables by the way)
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Mr. Noms
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Re: Haiku Thread "Hmmmmm" has one of those. Uhh, a syllable I mean. Oops, your bad lolol
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Re: Haiku Thread Mr Bond I've been,
expecting you please sit down,
On my laser bench
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Re: Haiku Thread I like to write poems.
short poems are the best kind.
they're easy to write.
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Re: Haiku Thread Saw this thread
I find it quite old, yes?
Revived it is
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Re: Haiku Thread Cake and spaghetti
Are great dishes on their own
Not together though
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