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Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!

Help! The bulls want me!

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give him pile of hays.
mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing

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rub some bacon on it.

I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.

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Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.

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I have little to no free time! What should I do?
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you should cut college and go wild
help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!

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Burn!!
Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick!
Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.

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Cut it more!

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Use a tranquilizer!

Help Im stuck on a spider web!

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Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.

I'm freezing!

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really big group hug!

we're out of milk!

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milk a cow!

my cat is awfully snuggly today!

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Shave it!

My arms are on fire!

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Lick them!
My face hurts!

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Well stop slapping yourself.

My freezer is on fire!

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try some liquid nitrogen.

Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.

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Eat them first!

Help! My nose is blocked up!

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Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.

Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!

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Go to iCarly.com!

Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!

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Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.

I can't transform into an animal!

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find a witch and make her mad.

I need a vacation

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Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.

I need some chocolate cows.

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Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows.

Help! I need a new secret identity! 8-)

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As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.

I need a rock.

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Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.

Help! I need a lot of pancakes.

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The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.

I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.

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mix the 1st and 3th season together
help , i think I'm becoming a stalker

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Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!

Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!

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Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.

Help, I forgot to buy Onions.

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*throws bag of onions*
Help, my cat ate a bear!

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Get an elephant to stomp the car.

Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.

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realize it was a cat and not a car :P

help, my brain hurts

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Stop performing facepalms when I deserve them... Image

I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.

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Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.

Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.

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You need no help, it's fully ok.

Help, I ran out of ice cubes.

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It's frozen water, just make some more!

Help, I'm bored.

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Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!

Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...

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Turn on a radio.

Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!

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get grape ! And peanut !
help , I think the broom's coming for me

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Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.

Help, there is only rubbish in TV...

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Stop throwing your trash inside the TV. :P

Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.

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