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Here take my glasses....... because this is an emergency.......... JUST TAKE THEM, ALRIGHT!!!??

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Constantly cross and uncross your legs; pretend you don't know your cat is there.

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Then keep your igneous close, and your metamorphic closer.

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Ok, John is that you? I know you are scared, but you have to stay calm. What?! Quickly, put down the phone and google it quickly! No, just put it down and look it up!

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Then stop quoting others and start speaking as yourself.

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Don't worry, he doesn't care. Reverse psychology will help him live!

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Quick, stay calm and pm MarioMarc.

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Hello? I'm sorry, the number you have reached has temporarily been disconnected. Please try your emergency call again later, preferably after the incident has occurred.

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Ok... How are you stuck...Oh, I get it, try bending a bit to the right... Oh, stop then.
Try pulling yourself a bit upwards but don't touch the-:Your call has been disconnected:-

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Don't worry, 911 has been temporarily disconnected. Call them after your house has been burnt to ashes.

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Oh, they do that all the time. They'll have regenerated by tommorrow morning, when more fun can begin! :twisted:

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Ok... See if we can book an appointment at the looney bin Mental department Police department, so you can tell us your problems.

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Don't worry, it's fixed now!
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I'll help yo-Your call has been disconnected by "Peakiller"

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then call someone for a new one!

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Here, let me take the "W" out for you. There you go! Now you have a hole in your paper.

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Trolls are notoriously greedy. Send him the nigerian prince spam letter and he will destroy himself.

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Quick! Give them a cookie!
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Don't worry, with new Cagebreaker technology, wecan bust you out in at least 5 days if you aren't dead.

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Then get a friend who can draw and you do the Writing

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Give him false hopes!

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Join us and you will have all the candy you could ever want Wolfie!

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Here ya go! *gives "Trade Skool" sign*

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Eat a sandvich!



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Quick! Rub a magnet on your hard drive!

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Here, let me give you a push!

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Than see that which you speak of. :ugeek:

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Well then grab a board and ride the wave!

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Don't worry, I'll schedule you an appointment for 4:30 tomorrow. Is that okay for you?

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You get a Person to carry all your books now.

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The mysterious person named "Q" is hard to find, but I tracked him down. Go to the running of the bulls and he'll find you.

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Don't worry, here's a cattle prod and a Red Bull.

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Don't worry about it. Here is your cattle prod back.

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Don't worry, here's a stun gun.

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Right here, sir! *Bzzzat!* Nevermind...

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Here's a shock-resistant suit, use it well...

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Just ask for Bino. He is a loose cannon, after all.

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Here's a piece of knockout candy.

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Then kick him. You might as well.

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