Sabrina falls for Peanut and gets in a fight with Grape. Max makes a fortune selling tickets to the event.

Grape attempts to drown Sabrina. This is happening three years in the future, so Tarot's prediction comes true.

That's way too dark
we can't kill characters in a pg comic

Well maybe Grape will just send Sabrina to the land of eternal candy.

In the bathtub.

that sounds like putting her into a coma

Some would say that.

I say it's all a matter of how you spin it.

I concur

But Rick was the one who put the prediction in the comic

If I recall correctly, Tarot predicted that Sabrina would almost drown.

I'm assuming these characters don't age in real time, and unless time passes without the characters actually getting older (like in the Pokémon cartoon), we therefore won't get to see it. But it'd be cool if it did happen three years after that comic.

Well the quote was "we can't kill characters in a PG comic."

Oh you weren't giving a rebuttal to me, you giving it to mariomarc

ALSO WHAT IS THAT HORRENDOUS THING IN YOUR SIGNATURE THAT SAYS REX <3 TAROT

You've lost me entirely. I am now a rabid shipper. Fear for my soul.

This can count as on topic because Rex+Tarot is pretty wild guessing.

BINOT BINOT BINOT

CONSIDER THIS WAR

Keep refreshing and I'm sure you'll be happy eventually.

I just don't want to see people die
it's depressing

I really doubt anyone is going to die. Except when any of the main characters eat unimportant characters. But that doesn't count.

This is wild mass guessing, though, so it's OK.

NEVER. YOU HAVE INCURRED MY WRATH

IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. BINO+TAROT VS. EVERY BOY+EVERY GIRL.

*blinks*

*blinks again*

Fine, you win. I can't top that. I'm going back to my corner.

Peanut gets a pen pal. The pen pal comes to visit. Turns out the pen pen pal is a cat loving dog who falls for grape. He is run out of town by Bino and pals. Peanut gets a new pen pal.

And the cycle repeats

Fine!! You want crazy?! I"LL GIVE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!

Bino starts dating the entire female Bigglesworth horde at once. He is really a cat lover, who has an attachment to the Siamese breed.He hates cat-lovers, you say? WRONG!! That is just a front to cover up the fact that he is a cat lover. In a classic sitcom scenario, Bino is confronted by the female bigglesworths at once, but gets out of it by saying that he thought he was only going out with one of them instead of all of them, which was the truth, strangely enough. Meanwhile, the male bigglesworths get frustrated by the new Casanova in the neighbourhood, and try to out him as a cat lover. They start by going to Sasha, who is known as Bino's girlfriend, but she is too happy with her new beau to care. Who is this new boyfriend, you may ask? Why it's none other than Fox! Yes, Fox introduced Bino to the first Bigglesworth because he knew about Bino's little secret. He then got rid of his only other competition, King, by crippling him emotionally. He is king's only real "friend" after all. His intentions were unclear until the male Bigglesworths started snooping. They found out that Fox was responsible for their sister's involvement with Bino, so they decide to get revenge by forcing Fox's hand early, thereby spoiling his plan to take over the GODC. They enlist the help of the "Enforcer", who happens to be Peanut. Peanut takes Fox down; in the library; with a dictionary. He then writes a tell-all book about the story, outing Bino, Fox, and Fido. The book becomes the stuff of neighborhood legend, and Peanut is unanimously elected president of the GODC. Power makes Peanut even more attractive, and Grape falls for him. As peanut makes this development public, he ushers in a new era in interspecial dating, since his book made it acceptable. What? You thought Peanut outing Bino and Fido was nefarious in some way? You are silly for thinking like that. Peanut is too good-natured. His book used them as examples to show others that being attracted to other species is Okay. His argument was that relationships between sentient beings is acceptable, and that there's nothing wrong with looking outside your species.This all ends with a shooting star yelling to the heavens " The More You Know!" It is a Public Service Announcement, after all.

P.S. Fox is the villain in Peanut's book.

That is crazy.

No way the Bigglesworths are all related.

Quoted for compete, honest-to-God truth.

Wow. Just, wow.

HEY!! Y'ALL WANTED THIS!

Always saying that my crazy wasn't crazy enough...

Okay, so lets flash back thousands of years to the classical roman era.
A woman is lost following her disastrous shipwreck; lets call her Betty. Betty wanders around the land until she finds another woman- this second woman stands over Betty, with unkempt, wild hair and a crazed expression. She offers to help Betty, and sees that she is pregnant. When Betty's children are born, the woman steals them and runs away, raising them as her own. She convinces the children to stay with her for the rest of their lives- little do they now how long that might be. She raises them strictly, but not without care. One day, the boys meet a village full of other men- startled by the discovery (having never seen other people before), they tell their "mother" about the encounter. She leads them to her own secret corner of the world; an incredibly powerful source of unfathomable importance, she says. She has taken it upon herself to protect it- but she knows that one of her two adoptive sons will have to take her job. One son learns of his real mother, and runs away from the woman to join the other people. The other son is thrust into the woman's role. BUT THEN! The son who ran away tries to kill the woman, upsetting his brother so much that he throws him INTO THE POWERFUL SOURCE OF UNFATHOMABLE IMPORTANCE, turning him into a TERRIBLE MONSTER TO ROAM THE LAND FOR ALL ETERNITY.

so that's where Daisy came from the end

Now that's what I call nuts. lol. (But in a good way). And also this is quoted for win. ^

You sir have won the internet

Once again, all but the last sentence is a Lost reference with Housepets references subbed in. Seriously, when it comes to wild mass guessing, that show is the king.

My mind is calm now, so here we go...

After getting angry with Peanut for injuring her pride, Grape takes all of his spot comics and sells them to Joey. She then tells Peanut that she sold his comics to Bino, who will show them to the entire GODC. Peanut goes to Bino's to beg for his comics back, but is intercepted by Tarot, who tells Peanut to leave it alone. Grape, feeling bad about what she did, gets the comics back from Joey, and hides them. Peanut forgives Grape and pushes the pain he feels deep within himself. Grape was waiting for this to happen. She waits for Valentine's Day and gives Peanut the comics back as a gift, along with a beautiful letter she wrote apologizing for what she did. She also promises to grant one request, no questions asked, from Peanut. His request is a date, and she accepts. And so the fanfic begins.

GUYS I FOUND A CLUE






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