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CaptainPea
Extremerator
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:19 pm Posts: 3958 Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Hearing Aid technology is getting better every day.
HELP! Hearing Aids don't help you read!
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:10 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here take my glasses....... because this is an emergency.......... JUST TAKE THEM, ALRIGHT!!!??
Help! My cat has imprisoned me at my computer by sitting on my lap.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:33 pm |
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CaptainPea
Extremerator
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:19 pm Posts: 3958 Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Constantly cross and uncross your legs; pretend you don't know your cat is there.
HELP! Rocks are my only friends; my only friends are rocks!
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:34 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then keep your igneous close, and your metamorphic closer.
Help! I don't know the mass of the higgs boson particle.
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:44 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Ok, John is that you? I know you are scared, but you have to stay calm. What?! Quickly, put down the phone and google it quickly! No, just put it down and look it up!
Help me! I am in my house, it is me, John and I don't think anyone in the world will get my quotes! I'm so scared...
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:33 am |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Then stop quoting others and start speaking as yourself.
Help! I gave advice. I always give HORRIBLE advice. The poster above me is doomed. DOOOOMMMED!!!
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:45 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Don't worry, he doesn't care. Reverse psychology will help him live!
Help! I nommed my last cookie!
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:16 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Quick, stay calm and pm MarioMarc.
Help, I momentarily wished that the poster below me would actually respond like an emergency services person.
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:19 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Hello? I'm sorry, the number you have reached has temporarily been disconnected. Please try your emergency call again later, preferably after the incident has occurred.
Help! I'm stuck in da telefone!
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:22 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Ok... How are you stuck...Oh, I get it, try bending a bit to the right... Oh, stop then. Try pulling yourself a bit upwards but don't touch the-:Your call has been disconnected:-
Help, my house is on fire from an electrical socket!
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:27 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Don't worry, 911 has been temporarily disconnected. Call them after your house has been burnt to ashes.
Help! I lost the happy tree friends from across the street!
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Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:39 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Oh, they do that all the time. They'll have regenerated by tommorrow morning, when more fun can begin! Help! My cat is stalling for time. I think it is conspiring with my dogs to overthrow the human regime that oppresses them (i.e. me).
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:52 am |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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Ok... See if we can book an appointment at the looney bin Mental department Police department, so you can tell us your problems.
Help, I forgot to post a problem in 3 seconds and had to edit it!
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:16 am |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Don't worry, it's fixed now! "-but I---" *is put to sleep*
Help! The Pea is missing!
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:43 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
I'll help yo-Your call has been disconnected by "Peakiller"
Help me, my phone doesn't work!
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:39 pm |
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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then call someone for a new one!
help, this sheet of paper has a whole in it!
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:33 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Here, let me take the "W" out for you. There you go! Now you have a hole in your paper.
Help! There's an internet bridge troll at the gates of Maurya!
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:09 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Trolls are notoriously greedy. Send him the nigerian prince spam letter and he will destroy himself.
Help! The pets have won! I don't know how long it will be before they can figure out that I am on the int-
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Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:48 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Quick! Give them a cookie! -/\-_/\---/\----------------------- We've lost him, sir...
Help! Copper's been caged!
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Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:16 am |
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 81 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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Don't worry, with new Cagebreaker technology, wecan bust you out in at least 5 days if you aren't dead.
Help, i wanna start a webcomic but i have no drawing skills!
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Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:54 am |
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exranio
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:44 am Posts: 1147
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Then get a friend who can draw and you do the Writing
Help I gave REAL advice.
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Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:45 am |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Give him false hopes!
Help! I've lost my piece of candy!
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Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:23 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Join us and you will have all the candy you could ever want Wolfie!
Help! The revolution is on and we need weaponry, recruits, and computer classes. That stupid cat is chewing on the mouse.
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Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:00 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here ya go! *gives "Trade Skool" sign*
Help! We ran out of sticky grenades!
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Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:31 am |
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TachyonWolf
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:25 am Posts: 23 Location: Texas
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Eat a sandvich!
Help I can't click the close button for minecraft!
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:59 am |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Quick! Rub a magnet on your hard drive!
Help! I've not fallen and I can get up!
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:20 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here, let me give you a push!
Help! I cannot speak of what I have seen!
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:31 pm |
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CaptainPea
Extremerator
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:19 pm Posts: 3958 Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Than see that which you speak of. HELP! The serfs are on their way!
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:51 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Well then grab a board and ride the wave!
Help! I was trying to be funny again.
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Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:05 pm |
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p33wii
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:06 am Posts: 189
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Don't worry, I'll schedule you an appointment for 4:30 tomorrow. Is that okay for you?
Well, I have had to juggle 6 books at once and it is hard because (1..2..3..4..) 4 of them have deadlines to return them in.
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Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:57 am |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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You get a Person to carry all your books now.
Help! I need a "Q!"
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:40 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
The mysterious person named "Q" is hard to find, but I tracked him down. Go to the running of the bulls and he'll find you.
Help! The bulls are about to gore me.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:57 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Don't worry, here's a cattle prod and a Red Bull.
Help! I lost my tazer gun...
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:19 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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Don't worry about it. Here is your cattle prod back.
Help! I shocked myself with the cattle prod by grabbing it at the wrong end.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:29 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Don't worry, here's a stun gun.
Help! I need a helper!
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:34 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Right here, sir! *Bzzzat!* Nevermind...
Help! I've been shocked again.
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:41 pm |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Here's a shock-resistant suit, use it well...
Help! I need a cannon...
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:58 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Just ask for Bino. He is a loose cannon, after all.
Help! The sandman is beating me with an ugly stick!
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:16 am |
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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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Here's a piece of knockout candy.
Help! We have one man down!
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:20 pm |
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copper
Puppy Wrangler
Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pm Posts: 6362 Location: Florida
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Then kick him. You might as well.
Help! There is a gang of people trying to hurt me.
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:10 pm |
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