Here comes Underdog! Quick, ask him for help.

Help! My firefox is fighting with my Geico gecko.

They will fight it out to the death!

Help, Cpt. Mactavish has been shot.

Quick! Free the slaves!

Help! You shot me and missed!

Don't worry, I have a few more rounds left...

Help! I'm bluffing and I can't stop.

Here, eat this. It'll cure your bluffingness...

Help! I need a non-pill pill!

Just imagine it.

Help! My books speak to me.

Quick, break it's back. Reference. Not an exclamation.

Help, this topic is giving off a bad aura through my aura reader.

Seek tech support.

Help I just went negative in a game of team snipers.

Here's night vision goggles.
You: Why do I need--
*blows up the sun*
You: Oh...

Help! He's dividing by zero!

The answer is "Undefined" According to Official math people everything is okay.

Help Someone stole the master emerald

Don't worry, it was me. *blows up world*

Help! The world has been destroyed!

Only in your diseased mind, pal.

Help! I don't know what I'm talking about.

Start a vlog.

HELP! I want to make a Beatles reference, but its probably already been done! WHAT DO I DO?

Make it anyway!

Help. I can't concentrate!

Here's a distraction. This should help you concentrate on this.

HELP! CaptainPea has stolen my pea!

Here's another one.

Help me, I have a twitch!

Here's a cream that will make you feel all better...*places anesthesia gas on you*

HELP! CaptainPea stole my other pea!

Simply leave the money in the park, under the big oak tree, and we can forget all about this mess.

HELP! I don't own a Shoedini, and I need to put my shoes on!

-"Don't worry, you won't need them."
-"But I--"
*places gas mask w/ anesthesia on CaptainPea*

Help! He's sleeping!

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Help! Captain Pea and dalonewolf no longer make any sense!

This should help you out:

Help! He's awake!

And I've come for my vengeance!!!!

Help! I don't have any rigged boxes of catnip handy!

Here's Bino's.

Help, I need assistance!

Here you go! *passes piece of paper with the word, "assistance"*

Help! He's coming for vengeance!

*Gives DLW a gun*
Help, somebody's chasing me!

If you would just slow down, the chase would be over already!

HELP! I'm dehydrated now!

*places water pill in gun* Here ya go! *changes water pill for a water balloon*

Help! CaptainPea is still running!

use a net gun

help peanut wont wake up!

Tell him that Grape is in need of assistance. He is too chivalrous to sleep when there is a DID.

Help! I'm having a ... you know, a headache with pictures.

Here's some glasses to go with the glasses you already have/don't have. They'll help you recognize pics better.
Help! I've lost my tazer!

That is because I have it. Now I will tazer you for not realizing that I was talking about an idea (Futurama reference)

Help! I had to explain a joke to someone.

I wear glasses because I have a phobia about things getting too close to my eyes, so I can't wear contacts.

Don't worry, that's why you must make an app that can track down the quotes for you!

Help! I turned 16 today and I can't go to sleep!

Then remember your sweet 16.... wait, it hasn't happened yet. Nevermind

Help! The redcoats are coming and I have no horse.

Here's a red coat. Good luck trying to be a spy!

Help! I need another kitteh!

There is one right behind you

Help! My reaction time has slowed down somewhat.

Press the Triangle button.

Help the triangle button is broke.

Turn off the game and go outside. That's what all the cool kids are doing now.

Help! My food is touching!

Well stop having mental disorders!

Help, the next door neighbours dog has been pitchforked!

Well don't just stand there. Catch Him!!

Help! I misunderstood what he was saying.