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Here comes Underdog! Quick, ask him for help.

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They will fight it out to the death!

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Don't worry, I have a few more rounds left...

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Here, eat this. It'll cure your bluffingness...

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Just imagine it.

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Quick, break it's back. Reference. Not an exclamation.

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Seek tech support.

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Here's night vision goggles.
You: Why do I need--
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You: Oh...

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The answer is "Undefined" According to Official math people everything is okay.

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Don't worry, it was me. *blows up world*

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Only in your diseased mind, pal.

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Start a vlog.

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Make it anyway!

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Here's a distraction. This should help you concentrate on this.

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Here's another one.

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Here's a cream that will make you feel all better...*places anesthesia gas on you*

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Simply leave the money in the park, under the big oak tree, and we can forget all about this mess.

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-"Don't worry, you won't need them."
-"But I--"
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Help! Captain Pea and dalonewolf no longer make any sense!
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This should help you out:
Help! He's still sleeping!
*passes 3 days*
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And I've come for my vengeance!!!!

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Here's Bino's.

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Here you go! *passes piece of paper with the word, "assistance"*

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*Gives DLW a gun*
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If you would just slow down, the chase would be over already!

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*places water pill in gun* Here ya go! *changes water pill for a water balloon*

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use a net gun

help peanut wont wake up!
when it nonsense work try try again if that cant work hit it with a frying pan
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Tell him that Grape is in need of assistance. He is too chivalrous to sleep when there is a DID.

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Here's some glasses to go with the glasses you already have/don't have. They'll help you recognize pics better.
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That is because I have it. Now I will tazer you for not realizing that I was talking about an idea (Futurama reference)

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Don't worry, that's why you must make an app that can track down the quotes for you!

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Then remember your sweet 16.... wait, it hasn't happened yet. Nevermind

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Here's a red coat. Good luck trying to be a spy!

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There is one right behind you

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Press the Triangle button.

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Turn off the game and go outside. That's what all the cool kids are doing now. 8-)

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Well stop having mental disorders!

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Well don't just stand there. Catch Him!!

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