Corrupt a wish!

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:28 am

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish peanut were here

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:30 am

I wish it gone. . .

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:34 am

Fine, but he stays in your mind.

I wish for the uncorruptible

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:40 am

Granted you got completely nothing.

I wish for something!

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:43 am

This post is your something

I wish I were fishing.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:49 am

You are arrested for Phishing, false charges you say? Resisting arrest!

I wish for a plate of sushi.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:56 am

It went bad, so have fun with that!

I wish that I could find a diamond in the ruff. Get it?

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:57 am

It was a dog's tag, you got bit.

I wish I'll stop making puns.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:01 am

All the laughter is out of your life now.

I wish for horse sense.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:09 am

Neigh!

I wish somebody noticed the missing "r" <- I kinda had to take it to post this. . .

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:52 pm

Granted. Forget the next day.

I wish for one hyper kitty.

EDIT: Not you, Hypergenesis.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:58 pm

Granted, I'm a fox.

I wish for blue popcorn.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:57 pm

Granted. You eat it. Now your skin is blue for the rest of your life.

I wish for everything to go smoothly this weekend.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:34 pm

Granted, the world becomes so smooth, in fact, that all friction is lost and the world as we know it ceases to function properly.

I wish I had wished that wishing would henceforth wish to be wished upon the wishers of wishes which wish to be wished themselves.
(I was never good at these, in case you can't tell)

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:44 pm

Self-fulfilling wishes never turn out right.

I wish for a single enchantment to be repeated forevermore.

p33wii · Post by **p33wii** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:05 pm

O.K., your worst enemy is enchanted forever.

I wish that next time flint visits this topic that he would notice that my previous post is edited.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:32 am

Granted. Your computer blows up in a mushroom cloud; therefore, you now have to wait ten hours to see him reply.

I wish for a fish so that I can slap someone with a big fishy trout.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:49 pm

the fish is forzen solid and you go to jail for assault with a deadly weapon.

I wish my enemies would suffer

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:16 pm

Granted. However, you are your own enemy.

I wish for a lake.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:17 pm

The impending flood will down you.

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:22 pm

You get a generic hotdog.

I wish for Copper's wish to be corrupted as well as this wish.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:27 pm

The wish corruption negates itself and our wishes become paradoxical in nature.

I wish for dead presidents ( money)

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:28 pm

Granted. They now become undead presidents and take your money instead.

I wish for a paradox.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:34 pm

Your paradox shatters your concept of reality. You live the rest of your life as a broken man.

I wish facebook would crash

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:00 am

Granted. Your face now crashes into an university physics w/modern physics book while you were driving in a car at 100mph and hit the brick wall in front of you.

I wish I had a tank.

dynaslash · Post by **dynaslash** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:15 am

Granted, you get hit by one.

I wish to know the secrets of alchemy!

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:46 am

Granted, but you find out that the secret to alchemy is how to bake perfect cookies every time.

I wish I had a scheme.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:20 pm

You did, but the authorities are notified of it before you even do it.

I wish Dissension would just say hi already

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:00 pm

He has, you just didn't hear him.

I wish that I could play the violin.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:32 pm

You play with the violin THE RIGHT WAY by using it as an action figure with a red cape.

I wish for no cheese.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:32 am

You are now lactose intolerant.

I wish for envy

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:16 pm

You are now envious of yourself

I wish for all of the wishes, creating a black hole and sucking in all of the wishes to make a state of neutrality among all.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:33 pm

You are sucked into the black hole as well and are never heard from again.

I wish for secondsight

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:19 pm

You get secondsight after you've been mauled over by a truck, attacked by ravenous wolves, and are left in a coma.

I wish I had the same fate...

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:29 pm

You get it, but you die in the process.

I wish for a Tenacious D concert

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:33 pm

You do, but you end up having no tickets enter it in the first place.

I wish for sleep

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:37 pm

You sleep for twenty years rip van winkle.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:38 pm

I wish I had a pwny

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:56 pm

your wish was not understood and you got pwn'd instead.

I wish I had made a wish before. AGAIN!

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:58 pm

You just wasted another wish

I wish for a shooting star