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Souji
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:15 am Posts: 187 Images: 1 Location: In the Void.
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This is probably the worst thing to read at 3 in the morning. I don't think I've ever felt more awake this early in the morning, due to all the laughing. Dx
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Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:38 am |
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19147 Location: Italy
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Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ! So I speak!
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Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:55 am |
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Barkeron
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:01 pm Posts: 870
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Or anytime of the day. lol.
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Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:01 am |
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Jarr
Joined: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:13 pm Posts: 19
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I think the funniest part about this is all the people I've seen who write their fanfictions exactly like this, except they actually take it seriously and think that they're the greatest thing ever to happen to literature since Twilight (which is part of the problem in and of itself). These people are hilarious to mess with.
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rickgriffin
Site Admin
Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:36 pm Posts: 1882 Location: Greetings from beautiful Place!
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Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.
I am totally changing the comic now guys
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Foxstar
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:00 am Posts: 1689
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If the furret approves then so must I.
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:27 pm |
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Dissension
Devil Skirrl
Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:42 pm Posts: 8685 Images: 0
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*stumbles into this story*
Wow, this is awesome. Are you planning moar?
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:33 pm |
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Wolf
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:17 am Posts: 254 Location: The US of A
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Rick is a Furret? (Just kidding, I defiantly knew that.) *sideways glance* But yeah, I think this is the best story on the internet. Anybody who doesn't read it is obviously unloved.
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:29 pm |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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HAI MR RICK I AM GLAD THAT U R GOING TO IMPROOVE UR COMIC BASED ON THE FIXES I SUGGESTED HERE BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION I HAVE WRITTEN A COMIC IT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE" AND I WAS THINKING U CULD STOP WRITING HOUSEPETS AND JUST DRAW 4 ME AND MAYBE IMPROVE UR WRITING AND ALL THAT OFCOURSE I WULD NOT PAY YOU FOR IT ID JUST LET YOU DRAW IT 4 FUN BECUZ THATS HOW ALL COMICS IS DONE HOW DOES THAT SOUND??? - VALLERIE BELLATRIX EBONY NIGHTENGALE WHO EVERYONE LUVZ!!
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:49 pm |
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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KGUYS. AS AN AUTHOR, I HAVE TO BE BOLD!! AND ORIGIONAL!!!! SO I WILL BE WRITING THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER ENTIRELY IN FIRST PERSON AND NEVER REMEMBER TO TRY THAT AGAIN!!! YAY!!!!
==== PART FOUR - RICK GRIFFIN SEES WHO HE IS MEANT FOR ==== so it is another day in babalon gardens and VALLERIE BELLATRIX LESTREANGE NIGHTENGALE, WARRIOR PRINCESS is walking down the street, with all the people looking and commenting on how beautiful and sweet and cool and loved she is, like they always do every second of every day! so she is walking and meanwhile another person is in babylon gardens that day and it is rick griffin and he is lonely becuz he has not met his SOOOUUULMAAATE and that make him lonely and sad! so he is walking down the street when he sees none other than the most beautiful siberian tiger in the whole world with flowers and bows in her beautiful black horse's-mane (be-cuz i like them, it's my FURSONA guyz OK? i can be ME!!) and he is instantly struck with butterflies in his stomach and hearts in his eyes and he is in LUV!!!
so he goes over to P-nut (who is making out with his beloved gf grape) and says "who is that beautiful girl?!?!" so P-nut replies "she is VALLERIE BELATRIXE LESTRANGIE NIGHTENGALE, WARROR PRINCESS AND HERO TO US ALL AND BELOVED BY EVERYONE THERE IS!!!" so rick griffin is instantly in LUV! he has found his SOOOUUULMAAATE!!!!
so rick griffin goesup to her and he says "hi! you are pretty!" so vallerie looks over at him and says in her beautiful yet FOXXY tone "thanks. i kno." ==== TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! ====
KAY GUYZ THAT IS MY NEW CHAPTER HOPE U LIEK IT UNCONDITIONALLY!!!
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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My favorite part is how it's in the first person.
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:17 am |
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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Pffft......
*dies from laughing*
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:18 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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AS I SAY B4: WHO IS RACOON??? I AM VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE! THE WORLDZ NEXT GREAT WRITER!!11!! 1 DAY I WILL WRITE GREAT BOOK LIEK TWILIGHT (OMG!!! MAI FAV!!) AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BOOK EVAR!!!!! - VALLERIE BELLATRIXXX NIGHTENGALE OF CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:21 am |
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Hypergenesis
Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:48 am Posts: 1453 Location: Yesterday
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*Jaw Hits Feet* but I'm ROFL. XD
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:22 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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(( LOLXD I meant "present tense", but it turns out Vallerie doesn't know better... XD ))
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:42 am |
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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It's actually funnier this way. I figured it was intentional.
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:47 am |
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Blue Braixen
Ms. Sunshine
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5865 Location: Mountainous places
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Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:34 am |
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19147 Location: Italy
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RICK-SAMA!! NOOOOOO!!! You have been abducted by the lovable, beautiful Bellatrix! Quick! I must do something creepy to awake you from the spell, or the comic shall be no more! 
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:48 am |
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lightwolf21
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:43 pm Posts: 1295 Images: 7 Location: United States of California
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* Looks forward to the next chapter. * 
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:57 pm |
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Blue Braixen
Ms. Sunshine
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5865 Location: Mountainous places
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*Looks forward to "BEATRIX's" next post* 
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:00 pm |
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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I'm laughing so. Hard I. Can't even make a. Complete. Sentence. 
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:07 pm |
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Pecan
Game Master
Joined: Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:25 pm Posts: 797 Location: Idahoof
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This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this. Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:18 pm |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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WHO IS BEATRIX??? I DO NOT KNOW!!!!  MY NAME IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AND I AM TEH ALPHA OF TEH AWESOMEWIN PACK OF THARIUNS AND I IS A TROO HOUSEPETS FAN!!!! PLZ GET IT RIGHT OK THX!! , ALPHA VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AWESOMEWIN: THARIUN PRINCESS!
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:50 pm |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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HAY R U MAKING FUN OF ME!??!? Y U BEING MEAN!!!!!??? U R A HATER AND I SHULD CALL MODERATOR ON U 4 SAYING SUCH RUDE N UNNICE THINGS 2 ME OK?!??!? I AM NOT WIMPY PREP I WILL BEAT U UP IF U MEAN 2 ME OK!?!!? GET LOST PREP!!!!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:00 am |
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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From this one post alone I can conclude that you write too well to make something like this on accident. Don't worry about it.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:17 am |
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Buckdida
Juicy Wolf-Cat
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:59 am Posts: 2350 Location: Richardson Valley
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*shakes finger at Peacan*
HOW DARE you criticize such a brilliant WRITER. yOU WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LUCKY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED TO BEG TO RETURN TO THE GOOD SIDE OF THE AWESOME WHICH IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE.
Mrs. Nightengale, fear not the riffraff that is unwoooooorrrrrthy to lay eyes upon your glory!
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:17 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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THANK U BUCKDIDA BUT I THINK SLEET IS BEING MEAN 2 ME NOW 2 AND THAT MAKE ME SAD BECUZ I AM GOOD WRITER AND HE BEING MEAN 2 ME!!!!!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:21 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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CAN U DO SUMTHING ABOUT THAT?!?
- VALLERIE AWESOMESAUCE NIGHTENGALE THE EPIC
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:22 am |
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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I'm not mean, Rocky, and you don't know I'm a he. What do I look like, a prep? I'm not flaming you. Jeez.
Also, LADY-DOG YOU LOOK KAWAII.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:25 am |
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ctcmjh
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:42 pm Posts: 6020 Location: Washington
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Don't be so mean to Valerie, Sleet. She is an amazing writer, and you are just jealous.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:22 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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YAH SLEET U R A MEAN PREP AND POOPIE FACED **********************$%@#$$#%@%@#$%$@#%@#!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!! DON'T EVAR mack truck BACK 2 MAI STORY IF U ARENT GOING 2 PRAISE ME IF U DO I WILL BEAT U UP!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
AND HOW DARE U CALL ME A DOG I AM RAINBOW FIRE-DRAGON (MEANING MADE OF RAINBOW FIRE) AND I AM BUTIFUL AND COOL AND EVRY1 LOVES ME!!!!
- VALLERIE DEATHNOTE NIGHTENGALE, RULER OF THE FURREAN EMPIRE.
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:05 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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-snip-
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:13 am |
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yoyodude
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 546
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Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? 
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:43 am |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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When it's clearly the best? I dont know.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:43 am |
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Blue Braixen
Ms. Sunshine
Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:48 pm Posts: 5865 Location: Mountainous places
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I've been trying to figure that out myself. I'm sure that whatever one I write in the near future will be the worst fanfic.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:46 am |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:33 pm |
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Private Elliot
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:51 pm Posts: 2592 Images: 0 Location: Facepunch.
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_________________ hi I'm on steam that's it now
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Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:01 pm |
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Teh Brawler
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:26 pm Posts: 5133 Images: 2 Location: Someplace with Internet access
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_________________ DOH HO HO WELL THEN
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