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Post CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
this game is about chuck norris so post any fact it can be real fake you can make up your own

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when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down

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Chuck Norris Fact: He had his butt kicked by Bruce Lee.

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you fail and win at the same time Slip.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.

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Outerspace exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

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He once beat a brick wall at tennis

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Chuck Norris has magma flowing through his veins.

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Okay, it's an old meme, but I guess I'll go with the flow:
He won a staring contest against a statue;
He won a staring contest against the sun;
He doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is;
He doesn't read books, he just stares them until he gets the information he wants;
When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if there's Chuck Norris;
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the earth;
Etc, etc...

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Chuck Norris can divide by 0

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Chuck Norris won the game.

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chuck norris can change time by starring at his watch and flexing his muscles.

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There isn't an evolution, just species Chuck Norris chose to be left alive.

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chuck norris can grate cheese on his beard.

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow

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if you look at any flag long enough, a 3D picture of chuck norris will appear.

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Jesus walks over water, Chuck Norris walks over Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris actually died three years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

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The reason Osama Bin Ladin is hidding is because Chuck Noris is in America.
Chuck Norris only exists because he once round-housed someone so hard
they flew back in time, found a girl and had a son that they named... Chuck Norris.

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Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the butt.

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Zander wrote:
Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the butt.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world in 80 days 80 times.

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Under Chuck Norris Beard is another fist!

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris is so fast,
he can punch faster then he can punch

(P>P = Infinite)

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Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it until it stops growing.

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jack thats pretty close to devils post i mean its fine but... you know

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rempar11 wrote:
jack thats pretty close to devils post i mean its fine but... you know


sorry, didn't notice. :p

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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The Game wrote:
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


thats a good one! XD

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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

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Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even Chuck Norris is afraid of Chuck Norris...


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Chuck Norris.

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Zander wrote:
Chuck Norris.


Exactly. Nothing else needs to be said.
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A few facts from what I remember...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Every night, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Some kids wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Some fear Death; Death fears Chuck Norris
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it'd rather be roadkill than stay on the same side as Chuck Norris

I made that last one up :)


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Little kids pee their name into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.

If Chuck Norris had a weakness, it would be his uncontrollable pure awesomeness.

When Chuck Norris plays Halo, he doesn't need to use virtual guns. He just signs in as Chuck Norris and all the other players kill themselves.

The only thing slightly comparable to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even then the comparison is somewhat lacking.

Chuck Norris HAS to be his own father. How else could he have been born?

Chuck Norris. Nuff' said.


(I came up with all of those except the first one!)

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Chuck Norris was the first guy to recite EVERY figure of Pi. 10 Times!

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Chuck Norris caught the Swine Flu, nothing escapes from Chuck norris.
Ever since he was born, the chances of randomly getting round-house kicked by him have increased by 1300%

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Chuck Norris was in court for attempted murder. He was immediately released of charges because Chuck Norris does not attempt murder, he achieves it every time.


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Chuck Norris tells the sun when to rise and when to set.

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Chuck Norris's bible does have pancake mix.

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Chuck Norris allows furries to live because they remind him of his beard

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When Chuck Norris plays Halo Reach, all his competitors instantly get the Red Ring of Death.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa and the Sun, at the same time.

Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills... he blinked.

The fastest way to a man's heart.... is Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If you ever ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he will always say "2 seconds till." This is exactly 2 seconds until he roundhouse kicks you in the face

That's all I can remember right now. And also, I think these all apply to Kevin as well :D

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