The *GREATEST* Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
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This is probably the worst thing to read at 3 in the morning. I don't think I've ever felt more awake this early in the morning, due to all the laughing. Dx
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Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!
So I speak!
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Souji wrote:This is probably the worst thing to read at 3 in the morning.
Or anytime of the day. lol.
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I think the funniest part about this is all the people I've seen who write their fanfictions exactly like this, except they actually take it seriously and think that they're the greatest thing ever to happen to literature since Twilight (which is part of the problem in and of itself). These people are hilarious to mess with.
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Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.
I am totally changing the comic now guys
I am totally changing the comic now guys
I'm sure the cold hand of science will be able to overcome his magical powers
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If the furret approves then so must I.
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*stumbles into this story*
Wow, this is awesome. Are you planning moar?
Wow, this is awesome. Are you planning moar?
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Rick is a Furret? (Just kidding, I defiantly knew that.) *sideways glance*Foxstar wrote:If the furret approves then so must I.
But yeah, I think this is the best story on the internet. Anybody who doesn't read it is obviously unloved.
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There we go, I fixed it.Wolf wrote:Anybody who doesn't read it is obviously a prep.
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HAI MR RICK I AM GLAD THAT U R GOING TO IMPROOVE UR COMIC BASED ON THE FIXES I SUGGESTED HERErickgriffin wrote:Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.
I am totally changing the comic now guys
BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION I HAVE WRITTEN A COMIC IT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE" AND I WAS THINKING U CULD STOP WRITING HOUSEPETS AND JUST DRAW 4 ME AND MAYBE IMPROVE UR WRITING AND ALL THAT
OFCOURSE I WULD NOT PAY YOU FOR IT ID JUST LET YOU DRAW IT 4 FUN BECUZ THATS HOW ALL COMICS IS DONE
HOW DOES THAT SOUND???
- VALLERIE BELLATRIX EBONY NIGHTENGALE WHO EVERYONE LUVZ!!
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lol.RockstarRaccoon wrote:HAI MR RICK I AM GLAD THAT U R GOING TO IMPROOVE UR COMIC BASED ON THE FIXES I SUGGESTED HERErickgriffin wrote:Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.
I am totally changing the comic now guys
BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION I HAVE WRITTEN A COMIC IT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE" AND I WAS THINKING U CULD STOP WRITING HOUSEPETS AND JUST DRAW 4 ME AND MAYBE IMPROVE UR WRITING AND ALL THAT
OFCOURSE I WULD NOT PAY YOU FOR IT ID JUST LET YOU DRAW IT 4 FUN BECUZ THATS HOW ALL COMICS IS DONE
HOW DOES THAT SOUND???
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KGUYS. AS AN AUTHOR, I HAVE TO BE BOLD!! AND ORIGIONAL!!!! SO I WILL BE WRITING THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER ENTIRELY IN FIRST PERSON AND NEVER REMEMBER TO TRY THAT AGAIN!!! YAY!!!!
==== PART FOUR - RICK GRIFFIN SEES WHO HE IS MEANT FOR ====
so it is another day in babalon gardens and VALLERIE BELLATRIX LESTREANGE NIGHTENGALE, WARRIOR PRINCESS is walking down the street, with all the people looking and commenting on how beautiful and sweet and cool and loved she is, like they always do every second of every day! so she is walking and meanwhile another person is in babylon gardens that day and it is rick griffin and he is lonely becuz he has not met his SOOOUUULMAAATE and that make him lonely and sad! so he is walking down the street when he sees none other than the most beautiful siberian tiger in the whole world with flowers and bows in her beautiful black horse's-mane (be-cuz i like them, it's my FURSONA guyz OK? i can be ME!!) and he is instantly struck with butterflies in his stomach and hearts in his eyes and he is in LUV!!!
so he goes over to P-nut (who is making out with his beloved gf grape) and says "who is that beautiful girl?!?!"
so P-nut replies "she is VALLERIE BELATRIXE LESTRANGIE NIGHTENGALE, WARROR PRINCESS AND HERO TO US ALL AND BELOVED BY EVERYONE THERE IS!!!"
so rick griffin is instantly in LUV! he has found his SOOOUUULMAAATE!!!!
so rick griffin goesup to her and he says "hi! you are pretty!"
so vallerie looks over at him and says in her beautiful yet FOXXY tone "thanks. i kno."
==== TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! ====
KAY GUYZ THAT IS MY NEW CHAPTER HOPE U LIEK IT UNCONDITIONALLY!!!
==== PART FOUR - RICK GRIFFIN SEES WHO HE IS MEANT FOR ====
so it is another day in babalon gardens and VALLERIE BELLATRIX LESTREANGE NIGHTENGALE, WARRIOR PRINCESS is walking down the street, with all the people looking and commenting on how beautiful and sweet and cool and loved she is, like they always do every second of every day! so she is walking and meanwhile another person is in babylon gardens that day and it is rick griffin and he is lonely becuz he has not met his SOOOUUULMAAATE and that make him lonely and sad! so he is walking down the street when he sees none other than the most beautiful siberian tiger in the whole world with flowers and bows in her beautiful black horse's-mane (be-cuz i like them, it's my FURSONA guyz OK? i can be ME!!) and he is instantly struck with butterflies in his stomach and hearts in his eyes and he is in LUV!!!
so he goes over to P-nut (who is making out with his beloved gf grape) and says "who is that beautiful girl?!?!"
so P-nut replies "she is VALLERIE BELATRIXE LESTRANGIE NIGHTENGALE, WARROR PRINCESS AND HERO TO US ALL AND BELOVED BY EVERYONE THERE IS!!!"
so rick griffin is instantly in LUV! he has found his SOOOUUULMAAATE!!!!
so rick griffin goesup to her and he says "hi! you are pretty!"
so vallerie looks over at him and says in her beautiful yet FOXXY tone "thanks. i kno."
==== TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! ====
KAY GUYZ THAT IS MY NEW CHAPTER HOPE U LIEK IT UNCONDITIONALLY!!!
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My favorite part is how it's in the first person.
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Pffft......
*dies from laughing*
*dies from laughing*
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AS I SAY B4: WHO IS RACOON??? I AM VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE! THE WORLDZ NEXT GREAT WRITER!!11!!valerio wrote:Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!
1 DAY I WILL WRITE GREAT BOOK LIEK TWILIGHT (OMG!!! MAI FAV!!) AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BOOK EVAR!!!!!
- VALLERIE BELLATRIXXX NIGHTENGALE OF CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!
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*Jaw Hits Feet* but I'm ROFL. XD
What do you mean "watch my words"? It's my tongue that I sharpened.
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(( LOLXD I meant "present tense", but it turns out Vallerie doesn't know better... XD ))Sleet wrote:My favorite part is how it's in the first person.
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It's actually funnier this way. I figured it was intentional.
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*Dies of laughing*RockstarRaccoon wrote:AS I SAY B4: WHO IS RACOON??? I AM VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE! THE WORLDZ NEXT GREAT WRITER!!11!!valerio wrote:Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!
1 DAY I WILL WRITE GREAT BOOK LIEK TWILIGHT (OMG!!! MAI FAV!!) AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BOOK EVAR!!!!!
- VALLERIE BELLATRIXXX NIGHTENGALE OF CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!
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RICK-SAMA!! NOOOOOO!!!
You have been abducted by the lovable, beautiful Bellatrix!
Quick! I must do something creepy to awake you from the spell, or the comic shall be no more!
You have been abducted by the lovable, beautiful Bellatrix!
Quick! I must do something creepy to awake you from the spell, or the comic shall be no more!
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* Looks forward to the next chapter. *
Heh. Look at that... I started an actual Housepets! fan-fic.
https://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/v ... 70#p131370
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I'm laughing so. Hard I. Can't even make a. Complete. Sentence.
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This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this.
Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
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WHO IS BEATRIX??? I DO NOT KNOW!!!!
MY NAME IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AND I AM TEH ALPHA OF TEH AWESOMEWIN PACK OF THARIUNS AND I IS A TROO HOUSEPETS FAN!!!!
PLZ GET IT RIGHT OK THX!!
, ALPHA VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AWESOMEWIN: THARIUN PRINCESS!
MY NAME IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AND I AM TEH ALPHA OF TEH AWESOMEWIN PACK OF THARIUNS AND I IS A TROO HOUSEPETS FAN!!!!
PLZ GET IT RIGHT OK THX!!
, ALPHA VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AWESOMEWIN: THARIUN PRINCESS!
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HAY R U MAKING FUN OF ME!??!? Y U BEING MEAN!!!!!??? U R A HATER AND I SHULD CALL MODERATOR ON U 4 SAYING SUCH RUDE N UNNICE THINGS 2 ME OK?!??!? I AM NOT WIMPY PREP I WILL BEAT U UP IF U MEAN 2 ME OK!?!!?Pecan wrote:This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this.
Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
GET LOST PREP!!!!
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From this one post alone I can conclude that you write too well to make something like this on accident. Don't worry about it.Pecan wrote:This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this.
Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
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*shakes finger at Peacan*
HOW DARE you criticize such a brilliant WRITER. yOU WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LUCKY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED TO BEG TO RETURN TO THE GOOD SIDE OF THE AWESOME WHICH IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE.
Mrs. Nightengale, fear not the riffraff that is unwoooooorrrrrthy to lay eyes upon your glory!
HOW DARE you criticize such a brilliant WRITER. yOU WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LUCKY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED TO BEG TO RETURN TO THE GOOD SIDE OF THE AWESOME WHICH IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE.
Mrs. Nightengale, fear not the riffraff that is unwoooooorrrrrthy to lay eyes upon your glory!
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THANK U BUCKDIDA BUT I THINK SLEET IS BEING MEAN 2 ME NOW 2 AND THAT MAKE ME SAD BECUZ I AM GOOD WRITER AND HE BEING MEAN 2 ME!!!!!
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CAN U DO SUMTHING ABOUT THAT?!?
- VALLERIE AWESOMESAUCE NIGHTENGALE THE EPIC
- VALLERIE AWESOMESAUCE NIGHTENGALE THE EPIC
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I'm not mean, Rocky, and you don't know I'm a he. What do I look like, a prep? I'm not flaming you. Jeez.
Also, LADY-DOG YOU LOOK KAWAII.
Also, LADY-DOG YOU LOOK KAWAII.
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Don't be so mean to Valerie, Sleet. She is an amazing writer, and you are just jealous.
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YAH SLEET U R A MEAN PREP AND POOPIE FACED **********************$%@#$$#%@%@#$%$@#%@#!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!! DON'T EVAR mack truck BACK 2 MAI STORY IF U ARENT GOING 2 PRAISE ME IF U DO I WILL BEAT U UP!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
AND HOW DARE U CALL ME A DOG I AM RAINBOW FIRE-DRAGON (MEANING MADE OF RAINBOW FIRE) AND I AM BUTIFUL AND COOL AND EVRY1 LOVES ME!!!!
- VALLERIE DEATHNOTE NIGHTENGALE, RULER OF THE FURREAN EMPIRE.
AND HOW DARE U CALL ME A DOG I AM RAINBOW FIRE-DRAGON (MEANING MADE OF RAINBOW FIRE) AND I AM BUTIFUL AND COOL AND EVRY1 LOVES ME!!!!
- VALLERIE DEATHNOTE NIGHTENGALE, RULER OF THE FURREAN EMPIRE.
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Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"?
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When it's clearly the best? I dont know.yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"?
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I've been trying to figure that out myself. I'm sure that whatever one I write in the near future will be the worst fanfic.yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"?
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(( Fixed. ))Private Elliot wrote:When it's clearly the best? I dont know.yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"?
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You've won.RockstarRaccoon wrote:(( Fixed. ))Private Elliot wrote:When it's clearly the best? I dont know.yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"?
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