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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 The *GREATEST* Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
k guiz, here's my story! In it i attempt to fix everythin that mr Griffin did wrong in HP as well as introduse my own original char!! plz liek it and giv me praises!!
======== IT BEGINS! ======== Ebony Bella Nightengale flew over Babylon Gardens. She was the most beautiful rainbow fire gryphon to ever exist, and everyone loved her. She landed perfectly in her own way in the street and Grape said "wow, what a beautiful rainbow fire gryphon!" and she petted her and they both enjoyed it. Just then Peanut came outside and said "Hi" Ebony looked down and said "Hi" back. Peanut thought she was pretty but then he saw Grape and turned to her and said "I love you" and started kissing her and she kissed back because she loved him too. Max and Tarot (who is a dog and not a dragon because that arc never happened) looked at each other and were dismayed until they saw what they hadn't seen before which was each other and they fell in love at first sight and began to kiss too. And everyone was happy. ======== NEXT TIME: King and Sasha. ========
K! That was my story! Everyone tell me how much you liek!
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Last edited by RockstarRaccoon on Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Cornflakes
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:38 pm Posts: 11
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
ZOMG ... PRIZES!
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IceKitsune
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:35 pm Posts: 4803 Location: Ohio
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
...um wow Ok then this should be very interesting indeed.
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:17 am |
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ctcmjh
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:42 pm Posts: 6020 Location: Washington
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
As funny as this was, this doesn't really belong here. I'm tempted to lock or move this topic, but something in the back of my head tells me not to.  Edit: I won't lock this. Please continue 
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yoyodude
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 546
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Somehow it is the most amazing thing I ever read
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Buckdida
Juicy Wolf-Cat
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:59 am Posts: 2350 Location: Richardson Valley
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
When something is over the top like this, it's parody/hyperbole! It's fine. The funniest part is that I've actually seen fanfiction that's like this that's absolutely serious. 
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
It's like nothing I ever read on this subject. I like it! Keep it coming, Rock!
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Neko
Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:46 pm Posts: 1948 Location: Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
I tried to evade the profanity filter. It was funny. Awesome Read this waitin in line
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
HAI EVRY1! THANKS 4 ALL UR PRAISES I GLAD YOU LIKE! AND 2 THE HATERS: STOP MKING FUN OF ME!!!! IS IS A BRILLIANT WRITTER!!!!!!11!!!!111!!1!
SO HERE IS PART 2 EVRY1 ENJOY IT!!!
======== KING AND SASHA AND BINO ======== So, Alpha Ebony Nightengale Awesomewin (that's her name now I decided, she's the alpha of an awesome were-pack named the Awesomewin pack because she's so awesum!) was walking down the street and everyone was looking at her because she was the most beautiful snow-white dragon evar! So then she saw Sasha and Bino and he was being mean to her because he is a bad boyfriend, so she said "No!" and he stopped, and then Sasha's owner came and was mean too, so she breathed her awesome rainbow plasma fire on him and then she ate him. "Yay!" Sasha said, and she gave Ebony a fluffy hug, and Ebony was fluffy too, because she was also a furry dragon with soft beautiful fur, the most beautiful fur in the world and everyone loved her. Then King came along and was all cool and stuff and Sasha realized that he was the right one for her, and so she said "King! I luvz you! MARRY ME!!" and at first King was like "But I used to be human and it would be weird so I don't want to!" but then he realized how awesum it would be so he said "OK!" and they kissed and were happy. And so Bino was like "Aww... I has no GF now..." But then Rex came and said "Oh by the way I'm a girl and nobody knew it B4 so do you wanna go out?!" And Bino said "OK!" And they started kissing and they were happy and everything was great and once again Alpha Ebony Nightengale Awesomewin has fixed Rick Griffin's story for him! You're welcum sweetie! <3 ======== NEXT TIME: Can Ebony find LOVE? ========
So, everyone tell me how good it was, K?!? THANKS!!! BAI!!!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
 Fanfiction Character: Vallerie Nightengale (female, idiot)
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Hahaha seriously I can't stop laughing :3
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ctcmjh
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:42 pm Posts: 6020 Location: Washington
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IceKitsune
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:35 pm Posts: 4803 Location: Ohio
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
 My God Rockstar you do the best impression of a young teenage fan fic writer that is hyped up on sugar that I have ever seen. That was absolutely hilarious.
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Ogod! It's simply BEAUTIFUL! I laughed my kidneys off! A true hyperbolic gem, Rocket. We need MOARZ!
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Whos Rocket? My names Alpha Ebony Bella Nightengale Awesomewin, the most beautiful White Dragoness in the hole wide world!!!! <3 <3 <3
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:14 pm |
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Neko
Joined: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:46 pm Posts: 1948 Location: Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
I tried to evade the profanity filter. It was funny. Rex is a girl lol
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:33 pm |
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Barkeron
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:01 pm Posts: 870
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Hey rockstar, you forgot to add that "after King and Sasha gotten married, some time later they had poppies, er... I mean puppies". Oh man this is an funny fic. And poor Bino, lol.
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Nuuuu! That's chain of events!! they dont start has poppies until much laters! 
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
KEPTIIINN! AWESOMENESS AHEAD!
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44R0NM10
Former Mod of the Aura
Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:52 pm Posts: 4011 Location: England
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Hahahahahahahahahagahahahahaha ...that was very good... 
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Barkeron
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:01 pm Posts: 870
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Okay so it was a wild but obvious guess on my part, so I really can't call it a spoiler can I? 
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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Dude, it should be illegal to laugh as hard I'm laughing right now keep it up! Please!! 
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Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:27 pm |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
HAY GUIZ I SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE IN SO LONG BUT NOW I BACK SO YAY!
HERES PART 3 FOR YOU ALL TO LOVE UNCONDIIONALLY!!
---- PART 3!!! ---- So Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th, queen of the rainbow unicorns was walking down the street, her rainbow mane and tail flowing behind her sweet pink body. As she passed people who were in love they all sad "how beautiful!" and admired her. She saw all the people and smiled and everything was great and everyone was happy and Kind and Sasha were in luv and Peanut and Grape were in luv and Bino and Rex (who is a girl b-cuz I said so) were in luv and Fido and Sabrina were in luv, and Max and Tarot were in luv and everyone was happy! It wasn't hard for Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th to find luv in a loving world with so many people in luv. So to answer the question at the end of the last one, YES! Vallerie Ebony Bellatrix Nightengale the 15th CAN find luv and everything is great and everyone is happy! ---- THE END! ----
ISN'T IT GRATE U GAIZ? I AM BEST WRITER ON PLANET, I KNO!!! I WILL HAS NEW ONE OUT SOON! BAI!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
 Fanfiction Character: Vallerie Nightengale (female, idiot)
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:59 pm |
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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And I luve you and your avvie just fitz ya! THX for yupdating, yayz!
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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HAY I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I HOPE RICK GRIFFIN READS THIS B-CUZ IT CULD REELY IMPROVE HIS WRITING IF HE WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE AND WRITE HIS COMIC LIKE I SAY TO!!!! OK JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT BAI!
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
 Fanfiction Character: Vallerie Nightengale (female, idiot)
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:09 pm |
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Tiggy
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am Posts: 3916 Location: Sweeeden :3
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rofl.
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:14 pm |
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lightwolf21
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:43 pm Posts: 1295 Images: 7 Location: United States of California
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Ai lolz'd. Ai crized. Ai luvved. 
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:17 pm |
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Teh Brawler
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:26 pm Posts: 5133 Images: 2 Location: Someplace with Internet access
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 No, seriously. This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile. You are trolling so hard. 
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:34 pm |
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Barkeron
Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:01 pm Posts: 870
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 This is rich.
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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:37 pm |
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Teh Brawler I am glad you think my story is cool but you must understand that I IS NOT TROLLIN! K plez dun b a hater and say that i is. Vallerie Bellatrix Nightengale of the Seven Seas
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Is this just going to be My Immortal with a lot less MCR and a lot more fur? Gasp, Sleet posted in the Roleplaying and Fanfiction board.
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Teh Brawler
Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:26 pm Posts: 5133 Images: 2 Location: Someplace with Internet access
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I only read the first two chapters. Oh gosh that was stupid.
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:41 pm |
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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My friend did a reading of the first half (and then ran out of time) to a room of like 15 of my friends at a party I threw this summer. It was a ton of fun.
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Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:58 pm |
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Jarr
Joined: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:13 pm Posts: 19
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Am I the only person here who is familiar with what this is parodying?
Unless this isn't actually a parody of what I think it is and it just happens to bear a coincidental resemblance.
Or you all know and you just haven't mentioned it yet...
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:17 pm |
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ctcmjh
Joined: Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:42 pm Posts: 6020 Location: Washington
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
No. No, this is a parody. You are correct, good sir. Welcome to the forums, Jarr. I hope you have ton of fun here! 
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:17 pm |
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valerio
Game Master
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 6:53 am Posts: 19148 Location: Italy
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
welcome to the forum, Jarr 
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Sleet
Bringing Foxy Back
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:32 am Posts: 17074 Location: Nephelokokkygia
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Depends what you were thinking of. I noticed similarities to that. Was that what you were thinking?
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:21 pm |
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The Game
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm Posts: 3920
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
Well, I just read a little bit of My Immortal to see what you guys were talking about... It's terrible in a hilarious way, and I'm currently choking on laughter
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Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:48 pm |
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Jarr
Joined: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:13 pm Posts: 19
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Thanks for the welcomes guys! Actually, I thought it was a parody of this
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RockstarRaccoon
Worst Mod EVER!
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pm Posts: 4617 Location: South Florida
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 Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!
NO!! This is NOT aparody of ANYTHING!!! this is my own origonal writing to try and fixx what is wrong with rickgrifinz stories!!!! bcuz he dosnt kno how to write!!!!! Pleez dont come into my thread just 2 b mean and post hate guyz  i am profeshunnel trying to work on my MAESTROPIECE!!!!!! Vallerie Bellatrix Nightengale Way the 13th
_________________ Hey guys, I'm one of the RP section mods. Feel free to bug me any time: I'm not strict and I try to be very approachable.
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