True but I've never encountered one
TUBM puts off assignments until the last minute

Usually true, I try not to put things off too much though.
TUBM owns a guitar but no amp.

false
TUBM wants to learn to play bass

So true.
TUBM want to learn how to play the drums.

false
TUBM has been in a band before

actually yes, it was for school, i was the bass drum, man was that thing heavy, try marching with that $@# weighing you down, i'm surprised i dont have back problems.

TUBM has seen a ghost

False.
TUBM enjoys conspiracy theories.

false, I think they're silly
TUBM doesn't watch reality TV

I rarely watch TV. Never watched reality TV
TUBM has eaten Chinese food this week.

False, I tend to keep the consumption of Chinese food down, because I hate Chinese food that has sat in the fridge for any real period of time or reheated Chinese food.

TUBM has an avatar featuring King.

false
TUBM is a fan of the Ramones

False, I do not even know what that is.
TUBM has gone through a whole pack of gum in one day.

True (you're dead to me by the way )

TUBM has an avatar from the comic

Yes I do. And it is the best avatar of all time if you ask me.(Well, if you like King that is)

TUBM does two or more after school activities a year.

False. I haven't been in school for years!

TUBM saves their small change.

True
TUBM has bit their tounge sometime in the last week

True: ...
I don't need to explain myself to you on this one...

The user after me listens to music of a wide selection of genres.

Ummm...
True-ish
For most of my life I listened to county music because that is what my mom always had on in the car. And for that reason, I mostly just listened to country myself. But kind of recently I have been listening to other songs that are not country. And I like most of them, but I still put country on when driving.

TUBM had changed the oil in a car before.

True,
TUBM considers their favorite band "underground"

True, I suppose.
TUBM has been to a Disney park.

Yes I have.

TUBM follows some kind of national sports team.

I follow the U.S. teams during the world cup and olympics but that's it.

Nothing? Absolutely.
TUBM has an odd collection of something.

if you count teeth as odd then yes i do, dont worry its my own teeth, as a kid i never trusted the tooth fairy.

TUBM is a vegetarian

false, very, very, very,very,very false.
TUBM drinks skim milk

FALSE.

TUBM doesn't diet nor watch what the eat.

False, I don't diet but I do kind of watch what I eat.

TUBM eats 2 meals on an average day

About true, actually. It depends on how busy I am and how tired I am.
TUBM eats more at night than they do during the day.

True
I don't even eat before noon anymore, and even then it's not alot

I don't see a statement so...
TUBM has a sibling at least 10 years younger or older than them.

true, my sister is in her 40s and her kids are about my age so its really weird to have them call me uncle

TUBM bought a new video game this week

That would be wierd.

False, I have not.

TUBM is the the first child on both sides of their familey.

false, i'm a twin but i'm older by 3 minutes so i guess it could be true, but i have a ton of cousins so i don't even know exactly, probably not

TUBM has broken/fractured/sprained a bone in their body

true my hand, i had to wear a cast for one week, its an embarassing story dont ask.

TUBM loves the color purple

true, not my favorite, but still awesome

TUBM uses correct grammar 99% of the time

False.

TUBM forgot to do something important in the last week.

well sort of true, i just started using it but i use it most of the time now

TUBM likes ranch dressing on their pizza

False.

TUBM writes for the fun of it.

true all the time

TUBM tries going to the gym every week

Nope, never tried to go to a gym at all.

TUBM owns a guni pig.