false. i wish i had a russian relative that will be so awesome cause i love russia!
TUBM wants to be friends with me!

true
TUBM has never owned a reptile

True-ish, my mum had a snake.. Dose that count?

TUBM is alergic to peanuts

false
tubm has their own computer

True!
TUBM plays minecraft.

Only almost every day!
(also, I asked the same question on this very thread! great minds and all that..)

TUBM has an unusual pet. E.G: snake, lizzard, tarantula?

Nope
TUBM enjoys playing contact sports

False.
TUBM has a 4 letter name either as a first, middle, or last name.

True
TUBM likes their middle name

Not really. Mark is kinda boring, even if it does mean warlike.
TUBM learned how to play an instrument when they were little.

True I picked up clarinet in 5th grade.
TUBM has a job

False False Fasleidy False!
TUBM is really good at staring

True I've been told my stare can be unnerving.
TUBM likes zero punctuation

False. I love my grammar.

TPBM likes to read?

Very much so
TUBM has walked into something because they were trying to walk and read at the same time?

False, I have lots of things to do while just walking, check my back every 20 seconds, check for hazards, think about random stuffs and avoid making eye contact with no-gooders.
TUBM talks to him/her self

True, I talk to myself all the time.

TUBM has braces on their teeth.

False I needed them when I was younger but it's a bit late to get them now.
TUBM is able to vote

False i cannot vote, tho i wish i could.

TUBM likes to hunt animals.

false. Never had a chance to do it though I do think it would be cool to hunt for my own food at least once.
TUBM listens to an "underground" band.

False,
TUBM loves bacon

But of course!

TUBM Hates Marmite (Urgh!)

never had it
TUBM likes tacobell

False.
TUBM has gotten food poisoning from fast food before.

True. Subway, I will never eat there again.

TUBM loves the smell of coffee.

Very true
TUBM likes the smell of gas

depends what type of gas? gasoline: yes i actually do, gas as in a fart: nope.

TUBM favorite music is classic rock.

Well, at the least it's part of my favorite music, so yes.

TUBM is a gamer.

Trrrrrue

Someone owes money to TUBM

couple people actually. I have a bad habit of loaning out small sums of money and forgetting to get them back.
TUBM has watched a trial before

False, because I'm sure you mean IRL and not a movie.

TUBM watches a lot of movies.

False, I'm more of a gamer/writer myself.

TUBM has gone to a real concert.

True
TUBM has seen their favorite band live before?

False
TUBM owns a laptop.

Yep. posting from it.
TUBM works part-time.

Yep. Little ceasars.

TUBM has driven an ATV.

Nope
TUBM has had a haircut in the past month

Nope, not a one in over a year.

TUBM has a base understanding of calculus.

Heck no. math beyond about algebra 1 in high school is too complex for me.
TUBM enjoys Shakespeare

True.
TUBM knows how to speak a language other than English.