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Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:57 pm ]
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Here comes Underdog! Quick, ask him for help.

Help! My firefox is fighting with my Geico gecko.

Author:  Aarden [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:48 pm ]
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They will fight it out to the death!

Help, Cpt. Mactavish has been shot.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:23 pm ]
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Quick! Free the slaves!

Help! You shot me and missed!

Author:  copper [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:20 am ]
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Don't worry, I have a few more rounds left...

Help! I'm bluffing and I can't stop.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:25 am ]
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Here, eat this. It'll cure your bluffingness...

Help! I need a non-pill pill!

Author:  copper [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:41 am ]
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Just imagine it.

Help! My books speak to me.

Author:  p33wii [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:19 am ]
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Quick, break it's back. Reference. Not an exclamation.

Help, this topic is giving off a bad aura through my aura reader.

Author:  Aarden [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:47 am ]
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Seek tech support.

Help I just went negative in a game of team snipers.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:05 pm ]
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Here's night vision goggles.
You: Why do I need--
*blows up the sun*
You: Oh...

Help! He's dividing by zero!

Author:  exranio [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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The answer is "Undefined" According to Official math people everything is okay.

Help Someone stole the master emerald

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 pm ]
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Don't worry, it was me. *blows up world*

Help! The world has been destroyed!

Author:  copper [ Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:26 am ]
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Only in your diseased mind, pal.

Help! I don't know what I'm talking about.

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:31 pm ]
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Start a vlog.

HELP! I want to make a Beatles reference, but its probably already been done! WHAT DO I DO?

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:33 pm ]
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Make it anyway!

Help. I can't concentrate!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:53 pm ]
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Here's a distraction. This should help you concentrate on this.

HELP! CaptainPea has stolen my pea!

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:55 pm ]
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Here's another one.

Help me, I have a twitch!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:58 pm ]
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Here's a cream that will make you feel all better...*places anesthesia gas on you*

HELP! CaptainPea stole my other pea!

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:59 pm ]
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Simply leave the money in the park, under the big oak tree, and we can forget all about this mess.

HELP! I don't own a Shoedini, and I need to put my shoes on!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:02 pm ]
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-"Don't worry, you won't need them."
-"But I--"
*places gas mask w/ anesthesia on CaptainPea*

Help! He's sleeping!

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:03 pm ]
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Author:  Blue Braixen [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:04 pm ]
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Help! Captain Pea and dalonewolf no longer make any sense!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:06 pm ]
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This should help you out:
Quote:
Help! He's still sleeping!
*passes 3 days*
Oh wait, nvm.

Help! He's awake!

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:08 pm ]
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And I've come for my vengeance!!!!

Help! I don't have any rigged boxes of catnip handy!

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:09 pm ]
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Here's Bino's.

Help, I need assistance!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:13 pm ]
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Here you go! *passes piece of paper with the word, "assistance"*

Help! He's coming for vengeance!

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:14 pm ]
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*Gives DLW a gun*
Help, somebody's chasing me!

Author:  CaptainPea [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:15 pm ]
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If you would just slow down, the chase would be over already!

HELP! I'm dehydrated now!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:17 pm ]
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*places water pill in gun* Here ya go! *changes water pill for a water balloon*

Help! CaptainPea is still running!

Author:  rempar11 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:59 pm ]
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use a net gun

help peanut wont wake up!

Author:  copper [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:16 pm ]
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Tell him that Grape is in need of assistance. He is too chivalrous to sleep when there is a DID.

Help! I'm having a ... you know, a headache with pictures.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:34 pm ]
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Here's some glasses to go with the glasses you already have/don't have. They'll help you recognize pics better.
Help! I've lost my tazer!

Author:  copper [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:45 pm ]
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That is because I have it. Now I will tazer you for not realizing that I was talking about an idea (Futurama reference)

Help! I had to explain a joke to someone.

I wear glasses because I have a phobia about things getting too close to my eyes, so I can't wear contacts.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:48 pm ]
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Don't worry, that's why you must make an app that can track down the quotes for you!

Help! I turned 16 today and I can't go to sleep!

Author:  copper [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:06 am ]
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Then remember your sweet 16.... wait, it hasn't happened yet. Nevermind

Help! The redcoats are coming and I have no horse.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:09 am ]
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Here's a red coat. Good luck trying to be a spy!

Help! I need another kitteh!

Author:  copper [ Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:44 am ]
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There is one right behind you

Help! My reaction time has slowed down somewhat.

Author:  exranio [ Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:18 pm ]
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Press the Triangle button.

Help the triangle button is broke.

Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:02 am ]
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Turn off the game and go outside. That's what all the cool kids are doing now. 8-)

Help! My food is touching!

Author:  p33wii [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:44 am ]
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Well stop having mental disorders!

Help, the next door neighbours dog has been pitchforked!

Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:29 am ]
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Well don't just stand there. Catch Him!!

Help! I misunderstood what he was saying.

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