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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:57 pm
by copper
Here comes Underdog! Quick, ask him for help.

Help! My firefox is fighting with my Geico gecko.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:48 pm
by Aarden
They will fight it out to the death!

Help, Cpt. Mactavish has been shot.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:23 pm
by dalonewolf25
Quick! Free the slaves!

Help! You shot me and missed!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:20 am
by copper
Don't worry, I have a few more rounds left...

Help! I'm bluffing and I can't stop.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:25 am
by dalonewolf25
Here, eat this. It'll cure your bluffingness...

Help! I need a non-pill pill!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:41 am
by copper
Just imagine it.

Help! My books speak to me.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:19 am
by p33wii
Quick, break it's back. Reference. Not an exclamation.

Help, this topic is giving off a bad aura through my aura reader.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:47 am
by Aarden
Seek tech support.

Help I just went negative in a game of team snipers.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:05 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's night vision goggles.
You: Why do I need--
*blows up the sun*
You: Oh...

Help! He's dividing by zero!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:40 pm
by exranio
The answer is "Undefined" According to Official math people everything is okay.

Help Someone stole the master emerald

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, it was me. *blows up world*

Help! The world has been destroyed!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:26 am
by copper
Only in your diseased mind, pal.

Help! I don't know what I'm talking about.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:31 pm
by CaptainPea
Start a vlog.

HELP! I want to make a Beatles reference, but its probably already been done! WHAT DO I DO?

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:33 pm
by Blue Braixen
Make it anyway!

Help. I can't concentrate!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:53 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's a distraction. This should help you concentrate on this.

HELP! CaptainPea has stolen my pea!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:55 pm
by Blue Braixen
Here's another one.

Help me, I have a twitch!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:58 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's a cream that will make you feel all better...*places anesthesia gas on you*

HELP! CaptainPea stole my other pea!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:59 pm
by CaptainPea
Simply leave the money in the park, under the big oak tree, and we can forget all about this mess.

HELP! I don't own a Shoedini, and I need to put my shoes on!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:02 pm
by dalonewolf25
-"Don't worry, you won't need them."
-"But I--"
*places gas mask w/ anesthesia on CaptainPea*

Help! He's sleeping!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:03 pm
by CaptainPea
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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:04 pm
by Blue Braixen
Help! Captain Pea and dalonewolf no longer make any sense!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:06 pm
by dalonewolf25
This should help you out:
Help! He's still sleeping!
*passes 3 days*
Oh wait, nvm.
Help! He's awake!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:08 pm
by CaptainPea
And I've come for my vengeance!!!!

Help! I don't have any rigged boxes of catnip handy!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:09 pm
by Blue Braixen
Here's Bino's.

Help, I need assistance!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:13 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here you go! *passes piece of paper with the word, "assistance"*

Help! He's coming for vengeance!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:14 pm
by Blue Braixen
*Gives DLW a gun*
Help, somebody's chasing me!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:15 pm
by CaptainPea
If you would just slow down, the chase would be over already!

HELP! I'm dehydrated now!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:17 pm
by dalonewolf25
*places water pill in gun* Here ya go! *changes water pill for a water balloon*

Help! CaptainPea is still running!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:59 pm
by rempar11
use a net gun

help peanut wont wake up!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:16 pm
by copper
Tell him that Grape is in need of assistance. He is too chivalrous to sleep when there is a DID.

Help! I'm having a ... you know, a headache with pictures.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:34 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's some glasses to go with the glasses you already have/don't have. They'll help you recognize pics better.
Help! I've lost my tazer!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:45 pm
by copper
That is because I have it. Now I will tazer you for not realizing that I was talking about an idea (Futurama reference)

Help! I had to explain a joke to someone.

I wear glasses because I have a phobia about things getting too close to my eyes, so I can't wear contacts.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:48 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, that's why you must make an app that can track down the quotes for you!

Help! I turned 16 today and I can't go to sleep!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:06 am
by copper
Then remember your sweet 16.... wait, it hasn't happened yet. Nevermind

Help! The redcoats are coming and I have no horse.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:09 am
by dalonewolf25
Here's a red coat. Good luck trying to be a spy!

Help! I need another kitteh!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:44 am
by copper
There is one right behind you

Help! My reaction time has slowed down somewhat.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:18 pm
by exranio
Press the Triangle button.

Help the triangle button is broke.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:02 am
by copper
Turn off the game and go outside. That's what all the cool kids are doing now. 8-)

Help! My food is touching!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:44 am
by p33wii
Well stop having mental disorders!

Help, the next door neighbours dog has been pitchforked!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:29 am
by copper
Well don't just stand there. Catch Him!!

Help! I misunderstood what he was saying.