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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:24 pm
by sonic id furreh!!!
then ge he vacien
help, I have no ceiling.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:27 pm
by Teh Brawler
Quarantine. I hate doctors.

...and lawyers and cops.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:52 pm
by Kazuo1G
COME ON, DO IT ONE MORE TIME, FAT MAN!

*as Spy* HELP ME DEFEND! *as Sniper* MEYDIC! MEYDIC! MEYDIC!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:12 pm
by Psykeout
explode everything. always the answer.

help i am alla lone.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:03 am
by rempar11
1word: my space

help Ive dropped my sandwich that was a PB and J

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:06 am
by Psykeout
just eat it (bombobow, bobowbobow)

help im insane!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:40 am
by Ebly
You need none!

ボクは英語を話せません!助けって!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:26 am
by Andrea
Your proble is so obvious that doesn't even need a solution

My teapot is going to explode in 5 minutes...

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:53 am
by Psykeout
then make sure to explode some sugar too! (unsweatened tea is so awful)


help, ebly is gonna ruin the countin game!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:34 pm
by The Game
Call him Elby and he'll either run away or send a nuclear bomb on you!

Ack! This yarn is strangling my cat!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:15 am
by Agent Sandwich
Untangle the yarn.

Help! My A340's engines have retarded to Idle mode despite moving the thrust levers to TOGA. I'm too high to land on the runway and I desperately need the maximum thrust mode to safely make a missed approach. Otherwise my plane will crash into the petrol station outside the perimeters of the airport! (I wonder how the next person is gonna solve this!).

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:30 am
by Ebly
You should go post in the make a wish topic.

いいえ、本当に、英語を話すない!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:01 am
by Aquablast
No? You really can't speak English? Use a translator!

Help! I want to make a journal! What should I write!?

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:20 am
by Andrea
Try to write about your life.

I forgot my problem!!!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:26 pm
by Jack
stop wasting my time.

help, im too good looking for my shirt! D:

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:39 pm
by Psykeout
then ask weird al what to do! king of parodies!
help, i lost my mind! (did i alredy say that? hm.)

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:30 pm
by Jack
take someone else's brain.

help, someone is trying to take my brain!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:45 pm
by Psykeout
help me get his brain!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:47 pm
by Jack
stop confusing people!

help, something weird has occurred and i don't know how to name it!!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:49 pm
by Teh Brawler
Jack wrote:stop confusing people!

help, something weird has occurred and i don't know how to name it!!
Go to TVTropes.

I don't have a problem.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:02 pm
by Jack
shoot yourself in the leg and we'll see if you still don't have a problem.

help, im giving out bad advice! D:

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:07 pm
by Psykeout
give out horrible advice instead.
help i just gave bad advice

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:52 pm
by 44R0NM10
give 'em good advice instead!

Help, that there robot's trying to eat me!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:12 pm
by exranio
Use the power of love it wont comprehend and self destruct

Theres a zombie on the lawn

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:11 pm
by Psykeout
turn on the sprinklers and watch him stumbe around in the mud
help it rainin and pourin and old men are snorin!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:27 pm
by TurtleCopter
Play the crash cymbals on mount everest.

Help, SO MUCH RAIN!!!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:17 pm
by The Game
Sing "rain rain go away, go away so i can play!" while dancing with an umbrella!!!! in the rain!!!

on noez, it Godzilla!!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:50 pm
by 44R0NM10
Actually, due to international copyright laws...it isn't. 8-)

STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:16 pm
by sonic id furreh!!!
don't ferget about charmander XD
were is it!?!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:49 am
by p33wii
Where is it? *Chuckle* Whenever someone asks where anything is I always say "On the roof.".

I am confused by a mix of things including bad grammar, Charamander and Godzilla. HELP ME!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:04 am
by copper
Watch the Austin Powers Movies.

Help! The key to all of my secrets are on the back of a golden elephant.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:10 pm
by dalonewolf25
Eat Tiggy's cookie in order to gain agility to get on the back of the golden elephant.

Help! I lost my cookie!

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:57 pm
by copper
Im not really the person you need to ask for help omnomnomnom


Help! I ate a random cookie and I'm still hungry. I repeat, a RANDOM cookie.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:10 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here! Eat this banana! Image

Help! My soul has been taken away!
Image

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:30 pm
by copper
Well, if you stopped using that image, maybe your soul will return from limbo.

Help! my mind has gone blank

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:01 am
by exranio
Its okay we have markers just draw on it.

We seem to have misplaced our fortune cookies
withought them i cant protect myself.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:58 am
by copper
That's great! Now we have an excuse to gorge ourselves at the local chinese restaurant.


Help! My fortune cookie has no fortune in it.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:24 pm
by yoyodude
Write your own! Take control of your own life!

I just threw my sandwhich in the air

Singing AYYYYYYYYOOOOOO

THEY FORGOT THE MAYO

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:35 am
by copper
Stop being a jerk and start asking for mayo on the side.

Help! I've been smelted and made into bronze.

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:50 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here, take this pill. It'll help you sleep...

HELP! I Need Help!