Housepets!

Posted: **Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:24 am**

Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!

Help! The bulls want me!

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:48 pm**

give him pile of hays.
mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing

Posted: **Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:49 pm**

rub some bacon on it.

I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:36 am**

Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.

Dear Dr. Housepets Forums,
I have little to no free time! What should I do?
From Zukio

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:27 am**

you should cut college and go wild
help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:10 pm**

Burn!!
Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick!
Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:59 pm**

Cut it more!

Help! I am having trouble getting to sleep!

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:02 am**

Use a tranquilizer!

Help Im stuck on a spider web!

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:40 am**

Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.

I'm freezing!

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:41 pm**

really big group hug!

we're out of milk!

Posted: **Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:51 pm**

milk a cow!

my cat is awfully snuggly today!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:35 pm**

Shave it!

My arms are on fire!

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:53 pm**

Lick them!
My face hurts!

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:35 am**

Well stop slapping yourself.

My freezer is on fire!

Posted: **Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:19 am**

try some liquid nitrogen.

Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:01 pm**

Eat them first!

Help! My nose is blocked up!

Posted: **Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:31 am**

Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.

Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!

Posted: **Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:15 pm**

Go to iCarly.com!

Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:07 am**

Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.

I can't transform into an animal!

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am**

find a witch and make her mad.

I need a vacation

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:39 am**

Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.

I need some chocolate cows.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:53 am**

Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows.

Help! I need a new secret identity!

Posted: **Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:25 am**

As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.

I need a rock.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:24 am**

Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.

Help! I need a lot of pancakes.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:09 am**

The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.

I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:25 am**

mix the 1st and 3th season together
help , i think I'm becoming a stalker

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:41 pm**

Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!

Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:09 pm**

Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.

Help, I forgot to buy Onions.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:04 pm**

*throws bag of onions*
Help, my cat ate a bear!

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:01 pm**

Get an elephant to stomp the car.

Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:07 pm**

realize it was a cat and not a car

help, my brain hurts

Posted: **Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:19 pm**

Stop performing facepalms when I deserve them...

I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:36 pm**

Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.

Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:35 pm**

You need no help, it's fully ok.

Help, I ran out of ice cubes.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:47 pm**

It's frozen water, just make some more!

Help, I'm bored.

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:49 pm**

Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!

Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...

Posted: **Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:53 pm**

Turn on a radio.

Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:23 am**

get grape ! And peanut !
help , I think the broom's coming for me

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:52 am**

Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.

Help, there is only rubbish in TV...

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:07 am**

Stop throwing your trash inside the TV.

Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.

Housepets!

Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly right?)

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ

Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ