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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:24 am
by dalonewolf25
Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!
Help! The bulls want me!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:48 pm
by 0404
give him pile of hays.
mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:49 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
rub some bacon on it.
I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:36 am
by Zukio
Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.
Dear Dr. Housepets Forums,
I have little to no free time! What should I do?
From Zukio
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:27 am
by Luvindonesia
you should cut college and go wild
help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:10 pm
by 0404
Burn!!
Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick!
Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:59 pm
by yehoshua
Cut it more!
Help! I am having trouble getting to sleep!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:02 am
by MapleRatty
Use a tranquilizer!
Help Im stuck on a spider web!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:40 am
by Zukio
Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.
I'm freezing!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:41 pm
by NightFox
really big group hug!
we're out of milk!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:51 pm
by 0404
milk a cow!
my cat is awfully snuggly today!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:35 pm
by SirSlappy
Shave it!
My arms are on fire!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:53 pm
by yehoshua
Lick them!
My face hurts!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:35 am
by TurtleCopter
Well stop slapping yourself.
My freezer is on fire!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:19 am
by Leopard97
try some liquid nitrogen.
Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:01 pm
by yehoshua
Eat them first!
Help! My nose is blocked up!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:31 am
by Honorable Intentions
Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.
Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:15 pm
by yehoshua
Go to iCarly.com!
Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:07 am
by Dr. Prower
Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.
I can't transform into an animal!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
find a witch and make her mad.
I need a vacation
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:39 am
by Dr. Prower
Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.
I need some chocolate cows.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:53 am
by GeckoZY
Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows.
Help! I need a new secret identity!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:25 am
by Dr. Prower
As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.
I need a rock.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:24 am
by GeckoZY
Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.
Help! I need a lot of pancakes.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:09 am
by Render
The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.
I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:25 am
by Serence Frostbite
mix the 1st and 3th season together
help , i think I'm becoming a stalker
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:41 pm
by Argent
Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!
Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:09 pm
by Render
Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.
Help, I forgot to buy Onions.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:04 pm
by Kateleo007
*throws bag of onions*
Help, my cat ate a bear!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:01 pm
by Render
Get an elephant to stomp the car.
Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:07 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
realize it was a cat and not a car
help, my brain hurts
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:19 pm
by Render
Stop performing facepalms when I deserve them...
I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:36 pm
by GeckoZY
Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.
Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:35 pm
by Render
You need no help, it's fully ok.
Help, I ran out of ice cubes.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:47 pm
by Kateleo007
It's frozen water, just make some more!
Help, I'm bored.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:49 pm
by VEB152
Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!
Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:53 pm
by Kateleo007
Turn on a radio.
Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:23 am
by Serence Frostbite
get grape ! And peanut !
help , I think the broom's coming for me
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:52 am
by Render
Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.
Help, there is only rubbish in TV...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:07 am
by GeckoZY
Stop throwing your trash inside the TV.
Help,
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.