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Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:10 pm
by CaptainPea
Hearing Aid technology is getting better every day.
HELP! Hearing Aids don't help you read!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:33 pm
by copper
Here take my glasses....... because this is an emergency.......... JUST TAKE THEM, ALRIGHT!!!??
Help! My cat has imprisoned me at my computer by sitting on my lap.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:34 pm
by CaptainPea
Constantly cross and uncross your legs; pretend you don't know your cat is there.
HELP! Rocks are my only friends; my only friends are rocks!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:44 pm
by copper
Then keep your igneous close, and your metamorphic closer.
Help! I don't know the mass of the higgs boson particle.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:33 am
by p33wii
Ok, John is that you? I know you are scared, but you have to stay calm. What?! Quickly, put down the phone and google it quickly! No, just put it down and look it up!
Help me! I am in my house, it is me, John and I don't think anyone in the world will get my quotes! I'm so scared...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:45 pm
by copper
Then stop quoting others and start speaking as yourself.
Help! I gave advice. I always give HORRIBLE advice. The poster above me is doomed. DOOOOMMMED!!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:16 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, he doesn't care. Reverse psychology will help him live!
Help! I nommed my last cookie!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:19 pm
by p33wii
Quick, stay calm and pm MarioMarc.
Help, I momentarily wished that the poster below me would actually respond like an emergency services person.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:22 pm
by dalonewolf25
Hello? I'm sorry, the number you have reached has temporarily been disconnected. Please try your emergency call again later, preferably after the incident has occurred.
Help! I'm stuck in da telefone!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:27 pm
by p33wii
Ok... How are you stuck...Oh, I get it, try bending a bit to the right... Oh, stop then.
Try pulling yourself a bit upwards but don't touch the-:Your call has been disconnected:-
Help, my house is on fire from an electrical socket!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:39 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, 911 has been temporarily disconnected. Call them after your house has been burnt to ashes.
Help! I lost the happy tree friends from across the street!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:52 am
by copper
Oh, they do that all the time. They'll have regenerated by tommorrow morning, when more fun can begin!
Help! My cat is stalling for time. I think it is conspiring with my dogs to overthrow the human regime that oppresses them (i.e. me).
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:16 am
by p33wii
Ok... See if we can book an appointment at the looney bin Mental department Police department, so you can tell us your problems.
Help, I forgot to post a problem in 3 seconds and had to edit it!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:43 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, it's fixed now!
"-but I---"
*is put to sleep*
Help! The Pea is missing!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:39 pm
by p33wii
I'll help yo-Your call has been disconnected by "Peakiller"
Help me, my phone doesn't work!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:33 pm
by The Game
then call someone for a new one!
help, this sheet of paper has a whole in it!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:09 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here, let me take the "W" out for you. There you go! Now you have a hole in your paper.
Help! There's an internet bridge troll at the gates of Maurya!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:48 pm
by copper
Trolls are notoriously greedy. Send him the nigerian prince spam letter and he will destroy himself.
Help! The pets have won! I don't know how long it will be before they can figure out that I am on the int-
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:16 am
by dalonewolf25
Quick! Give them a cookie!
-/\-_/\---/\-----------------------
We've lost him, sir...
Help! Copper's been caged!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:54 am
by TurtleCopter
Don't worry, with new Cagebreaker technology, wecan bust you out in at least 5 days if you aren't dead.
Help, i wanna start a webcomic but i have no drawing skills!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:45 am
by exranio
Then get a friend who can draw and you do the Writing
Help I gave REAL advice.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:23 pm
by dalonewolf25
Give him false hopes!
Help! I've lost my piece of candy!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:00 pm
by copper
Join us and you will have all the candy you could ever want Wolfie!
Help! The revolution is on and we need weaponry, recruits, and computer classes. That stupid cat is chewing on the mouse.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:31 am
by dalonewolf25
Here ya go! *gives "Trade Skool" sign*
Help! We ran out of sticky grenades!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:59 am
by TachyonWolf
Eat a sandvich!
Help I can't click the close button for minecraft!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:20 pm
by dalonewolf25
Quick! Rub a magnet on your hard drive!
Help! I've not fallen and I can get up!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:31 pm
by copper
Here, let me give you a push!
Help! I cannot speak of what I have seen!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:51 pm
by CaptainPea
Than see that which you speak of.
HELP! The serfs are on their way!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:05 pm
by copper
Well then grab a board and ride the wave!
Help! I was trying to be funny again.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:57 am
by p33wii
Don't worry, I'll schedule you an appointment for 4:30 tomorrow. Is that okay for you?
Well, I have had to juggle 6 books at once and it is hard because (1..2..3..4..) 4 of them have deadlines to return them in.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:40 pm
by dalonewolf25
You get a Person to carry all your books now.
Help! I need a "Q!"
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:57 pm
by copper
The mysterious person named "Q" is hard to find, but I tracked him down. Go to the running of the bulls and he'll find you.
Help! The bulls are about to gore me.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:19 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, here's a cattle prod and a Red Bull.
Help! I lost my tazer gun...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:29 pm
by copper
Don't worry about it. Here is your cattle prod back.
Help! I shocked myself with the cattle prod by grabbing it at the wrong end.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:34 pm
by dalonewolf25
Don't worry, here's a stun gun.
Help! I need a helper!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:41 pm
by copper
Right here, sir! *Bzzzat!* Nevermind...
Help! I've been shocked again.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:58 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's a shock-resistant suit, use it well...
Help! I need a cannon...
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:16 am
by copper
Just ask for Bino. He is a loose cannon, after all.
Help! The sandman is beating me with an ugly stick!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:20 pm
by dalonewolf25
Here's a piece of knockout candy.
Help! We have one man down!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:10 pm
by copper
Then kick him. You might as well.
Help! There is a gang of people trying to hurt me.