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Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly right?)
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:53 am
by TurtleCopter
I tell a problem and the next poster must Solve the problem(In a funny or serious way if you want) and then he must state a problem.
Demonstration:
Ilovehousepets:Help, Too many toasters!
FlintTheSquirrel:Remember, All toasters toast TOAST!
Help, My Sister was turned into a goat by nanobots.
Medli:Sell her to the local Freak show.
Help, I'm a Monster!
And so on.
Help, Babylon Gardens is on Fire!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:00 am
by FlintTheSquirrel
Get a bucket of water and throw it at the screen. 
Everyone wants to eat me. 
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:04 am
by Psykeout
cover yourself in spinish (the mushy kind, no vinigar)
help, my radio is boogie boogie oogie-in' till it just can't boogy no more!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:18 am
by TurtleCopter
Change the Station.
Help, I the whole topic.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:46 pm
by Teh Brawler
Add verbs.
I was as in the why for worse than anyone.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:56 pm
by Psykeout
speak human!
Chunky Herons Eat Willy's
Stuff, Taking Up Four Feathers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAacronymAAAAAHHHHH
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:10 pm
by TurtleCopter
I think your gonna need to find some help for that.
Help, Aqua is making a snowman and laxan is losing the race.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:36 pm
by Teh Brawler
Stop eating tamales before bed.
My phone won't finish charging.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:40 pm
by Tiggy
Shoot it with lazer!
I can't stop listening to this idol audition!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:45 pm
by 44R0NM10
Get out a sword, look at it for a few seconds. Start singing into it. 'Nuff said.
Help! I'm out of ideas!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:56 pm
by Psykeout
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:07 pm
by Medli
"!TSAOT !retaW !retraW !retaW" lley dna semit eerht dnuora nruT
I have got an headache.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:22 pm
by FlintTheSquirrel
Come now, you should know me by now. *Hands Medli Day-Quil*
The sky is falling. D;
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:22 pm
by dynaslash
Pick it up!
Help! I'm being eaten by a toaster!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:26 pm
by Medli
Turn it off!
Help, I have got squirrel chewing problems!
(Solved, but wanna know what others say
)
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:27 pm
by Psykeout
eat some cake.
*spins around three times* water. water. water. TOAST!
Help, i need me some C4!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:28 pm
by Medli
Buy it at the explosions store!
Help, Jakkal is online but does not update the wall! D:
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:41 pm
by Psykeout
blow up the wall with ryming C4!
help, i lost my pillow!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:43 pm
by TurtleCopter
Get a Very Fluffy cat.
Help, I got AIDS And now they're singing about it!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:17 pm
by dynaslash
Get out of Family Guy!
I'm a skunk, help!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:22 pm
by The Game
Watch out for cars!!
Ah! The moon is in my brother's ear!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:23 pm
by Medli
Quick, get a Q-Tip!
اوهایو درایو ، قدرت هسته ای ، 12 خیابان اصلی -- شهرستان!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:25 pm
by Tiggy
Nej.
Medli skrev på turkiska! Fast han är tysk, Hjälp!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:28 pm
by Medli
I did NOT turn into a turk..ian? Turkese? Turkey? Whuteva.
Tiggy has run out of cookies! Hjälp!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:29 pm
by The Game
Go get Betty Crocker!
There's a dinosaur in my back yard!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:31 pm
by Medli
Tame it, huggle it and name it squishy.
OHMIGOSH TEH SUN HAS DISAPPEARED!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:32 pm
by Zlashdrive
Shoot tobee with a lazer.
HELP! TOBEE HAS BEEN SHOT!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:34 pm
by The Game
Shoot him with a reverse-a-shot laser!
My pen! It's ALIIIIIIVE!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:35 pm
by Medli
Kill it!
I have discovered that squirrels are nutritious, what shall I do? D:
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:37 pm
by dynaslash
Eat Flint!
I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:38 pm
by Psykeout
eat justin beiber!
(turk)
help, my hair is made o snakes!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:41 pm
by TurtleCopter
Stare at a weegee.
help, I'm going from cherry to mint!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:43 pm
by Psykeout
replace "ch" with "b"!
help, my mom ate my turtle!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:00 pm
by Andrea
get a surgeon.
help, OH SHEEZ, MAH HEAD IS ON FIRE!!!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:05 pm
by Psykeout
dip it in some lava and call me in the mornin.
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:13 pm
by Medli
Post a problem.
HALP the chat is silent! :<
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:23 pm
by Andrea
Beat it.
@Somebody, the lava didn't work, Im still on fire : P
A 40 tons tank just rushed in my living room!!!
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:33 pm
by Medli
Push it back out.
MY EEEYES! MY EEEEEEEEEYES! OHMIGOSH MY muffins and cookies EEEEYES! D:
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:39 pm
by Andrea
Eyedrops.
Fire put off, tank pushed out, I'm fine now
Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:52 pm
by Psykeout
help, my error is contagous!