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then ge he vacien
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Quarantine. I hate doctors.

...and lawyers and cops.
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COME ON, DO IT ONE MORE TIME, FAT MAN!

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explode everything. always the answer.

help i am alla lone.
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1word: my space

help Ive dropped my sandwich that was a PB and J
when it nonsense work try try again if that cant work hit it with a frying pan
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just eat it (bombobow, bobowbobow)

help im insane!
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You need none!

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Your proble is so obvious that doesn't even need a solution

My teapot is going to explode in 5 minutes...
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then make sure to explode some sugar too! (unsweatened tea is so awful)


help, ebly is gonna ruin the countin game!
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Call him Elby and he'll either run away or send a nuclear bomb on you!

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Untangle the yarn.

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You should go post in the make a wish topic.

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No? You really can't speak English? Use a translator!

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Try to write about your life.

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stop wasting my time.

help, im too good looking for my shirt! D:
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then ask weird al what to do! king of parodies!
help, i lost my mind! (did i alredy say that? hm.)
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take someone else's brain.

help, someone is trying to take my brain!
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help me get his brain!
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stop confusing people!

help, something weird has occurred and i don't know how to name it!!
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Jack wrote:stop confusing people!

help, something weird has occurred and i don't know how to name it!!
Go to TVTropes.

I don't have a problem.
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shoot yourself in the leg and we'll see if you still don't have a problem.

help, im giving out bad advice! D:
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give out horrible advice instead.
help i just gave bad advice
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give 'em good advice instead!

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Use the power of love it wont comprehend and self destruct

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turn on the sprinklers and watch him stumbe around in the mud
help it rainin and pourin and old men are snorin!
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Play the crash cymbals on mount everest.

Help, SO MUCH RAIN!!!
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Sing "rain rain go away, go away so i can play!" while dancing with an umbrella!!!! in the rain!!!

on noez, it Godzilla!!
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Actually, due to international copyright laws...it isn't. 8-)

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don't ferget about charmander XD
were is it!?!
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Where is it? *Chuckle* Whenever someone asks where anything is I always say "On the roof.".

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Watch the Austin Powers Movies.

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Eat Tiggy's cookie in order to gain agility to get on the back of the golden elephant.

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Im not really the person you need to ask for help omnomnomnom


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Here! Eat this banana! Image

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Well, if you stopped using that image, maybe your soul will return from limbo.

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Its okay we have markers just draw on it.

We seem to have misplaced our fortune cookies
withought them i cant protect myself.
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That's great! Now we have an excuse to gorge ourselves at the local chinese restaurant.


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Write your own! Take control of your own life!

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Stop being a jerk and start asking for mayo on the side.

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Here, take this pill. It'll help you sleep...

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