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dalonewolf25
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:22 pm Posts: 572 Images: 0 Location: Somewhere in Pretoria, South Africa, where tiny colorful horses reside.
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 Re: Housepets Emergency hotline(You wanna post so badly righ
Here's a cattle and a prod. Now run!
Help! The bulls want me!
_________________ Everyone has a story. What's yours?~
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:24 am |
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0404
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give him pile of hays. mayday mayday mayday, I can't sing
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Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:48 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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rub some bacon on it.
I have too many feels and am entirely unable to can.
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:49 pm |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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Watch some emotionally traumatizing movies and damage for feelings beyond repair. Now you should feel nothing.
Dear Dr. Housepets Forums, I have little to no free time! What should I do? From Zukio
_________________ I like Pie!!! Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:36 am |
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Luvindonesia
Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:51 pm Posts: 56 Location: Jakarta,indonesia
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you should cut college and go wild help!!! i can't open this mayonaise jar!!
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 we always have a choice in life so choose wisely and always believed in the choices you've made.
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Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:27 am |
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0404
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Burn!! Jk, strap the tap of jar with a belt or any kind of strap and try to open it, more friction and surface area will do the trick! Help I got a really bad haircut yesterday.
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Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:10 pm |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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Cut it more!
Help! I am having trouble getting to sleep!
_________________ Sent from my conifer.
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Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:59 pm |
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MapleRatty
Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:14 pm Posts: 842
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Use a tranquilizer!
Help Im stuck on a spider web!
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:02 am |
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 492 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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Burning down the spiderweb, and the house.
I'm freezing!
_________________ I like Pie!!! Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:40 am |
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NightFox
Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:40 pm Posts: 106
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really big group hug!
we're out of milk!
_________________ there is no such thing as luck. if there was, there would surely be at least one person with all of it, and nothing bad would happen to them ever. but as far as I can tell, bad things happen to everyone.
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:41 pm |
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0404
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milk a cow!
my cat is awfully snuggly today!
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:51 pm |
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SirSlappy
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:16 pm Posts: 139 Location: Brussels, Belgium
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Shave it!
My arms are on fire!
_________________ [insert witty comment here] You can PM me if you feel like it.
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Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:35 pm |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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Lick them! My face hurts!
_________________ Sent from my conifer.
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Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:53 pm |
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 81 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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Well stop slapping yourself.
My freezer is on fire!
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You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:35 am |
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Leopard97
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:20 pm Posts: 7 Location: Michigan
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try some liquid nitrogen.
Help!! Squirrels keep trying to eat me.
_________________ If you have a 3DS pm me your fc and I'll give you mine.
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Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:19 am |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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Eat them first!
Help! My nose is blocked up!
_________________ Sent from my conifer.
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Fri Dec 28, 2012 4:01 pm |
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Honorable Intentions
Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:18 am Posts: 184 Images: 1 Location: IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE
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Invest in C4! That should get rid of the blockage and as a bonus all that pesky stuff on your face like your eyes.
Help I can't stop watching Whose Line Is it Anyways videos and I haven't slept in weeks!
_________________ At the end of the day I often think about what I have done for the world. What I have changed, perhaps made better or worse. I then sit at a computer for hours and look at pictures of cats.
RP Character: Lucky Abbot: S-9 P-6 E-7 C-6 I-7 A-4 L-3
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Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:31 am |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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Go to iCarly.com!
Help! The Funday Pawpet show is too long!
_________________ Sent from my conifer.
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Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:15 pm |
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Dr. Prower
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 1446 Location: Here, Back and Better Than Ever!
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Hold the producer hostage until he agrees to increase the length of the show.
I can't transform into an animal!
_________________ I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
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Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:07 am |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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find a witch and make her mad.
I need a vacation
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:27 am |
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Dr. Prower
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 1446 Location: Here, Back and Better Than Ever!
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Hijack a plane and fly it to Hawaii.
I need some chocolate cows.
_________________ I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
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Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:39 am |
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GeckoZY
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:39 am Posts: 517 Location: 16 Dimensions, 13th Hyperplane No. 47.54,3674.06,6378.13; Randomly travelling in between Hyperplanes
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Build a time machine, kidnap Michelangelo, give him huge blocks of chocolate and force him to carve chocolate cows. Help! I need a new secret identity! 
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 Want to split a pineapple? Collaborative Fan-Fiction:
 El Psy Congroo
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Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:53 am |
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Dr. Prower
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 1446 Location: Here, Back and Better Than Ever!
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As of now, your secret identity is Super Hyper Molasses Dude.
I need a rock.
_________________ I ship Grape&Peanut and support King&Bailey
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Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:25 am |
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GeckoZY
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:39 am Posts: 517 Location: 16 Dimensions, 13th Hyperplane No. 47.54,3674.06,6378.13; Randomly travelling in between Hyperplanes
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Blow up the moon, pick up the fallen rocks that land near you.
Help! I need a lot of pancakes.
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 Want to split a pineapple? Collaborative Fan-Fiction:
 El Psy Congroo
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:24 am |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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The best will be to ask somebody to drop them for you.I need the DVDs of the 4th season of The Big Bang Theory.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
 
 
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:09 am |
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Serence Frostbite
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:49 am Posts: 5587 Location: dark frost fortress
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mix the 1st and 3th season together help , i think I'm becoming a stalker
_________________ My RP characters viewtopic.php?p=766287#p766287 a reminder
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:25 am |
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Argent
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:34 pm Posts: 5065 Location: Noonkkot <32,64,51>
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Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!
Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!
_________________ Cinnamon "Sixtoes" Walton (M Pine Marten #B06060) @ Pitchpipe (F Jackrabbit #808060) @
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:41 pm |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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Place your spaghetti in the sun, the hippo will run to avoid a sunburn.
Help, I forgot to buy Onions.
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:09 pm |
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Kateleo007
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:43 am Posts: 647 Images: 1 Location: SoCal in the US
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*throws bag of onions* Help, my cat ate a bear!
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Jack the Eevee and Barb the Buizel
George "Geo" Walker......S-8 P-4 E-7 C-7 I-6 A-7 L-3 Thank you kurowolfe for the banner!
3DS Friend Code: 1006 0495 4065
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:04 pm |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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Get an elephant to stomp the car.
Help, my bear was eaten by someones car.
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:01 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20538 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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realize it was a cat and not a car  help, my brain hurts
_________________ I'm a shape-shifter. I'm currently in whatever form I feel like Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:07 pm |
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Render
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Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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Stop performing facepalms when I deserve them...  I always fall asleep while listening to audiobooks.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
 
 
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:19 pm |
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GeckoZY
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:39 am Posts: 517 Location: 16 Dimensions, 13th Hyperplane No. 47.54,3674.06,6378.13; Randomly travelling in between Hyperplanes
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Replace all of your water with coffee. You'll never fall asleep again.
Help, I'm addicted to cheesecakes.
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 Want to split a pineapple? Collaborative Fan-Fiction:
 El Psy Congroo
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:36 pm |
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Render
Wanna play a game?
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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You need no help, it's fully ok.
Help, I ran out of ice cubes.
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
 
 
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:35 pm |
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Kateleo007
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:43 am Posts: 647 Images: 1 Location: SoCal in the US
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It's frozen water, just make some more!
Help, I'm bored.
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Jack the Eevee and Barb the Buizel
George "Geo" Walker......S-8 P-4 E-7 C-7 I-6 A-7 L-3 Thank you kurowolfe for the banner!
3DS Friend Code: 1006 0495 4065
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:47 pm |
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VEB152
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:37 pm Posts: 249 Location: Land of vowels with dashes and consonants with commas
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Get someone else bored, and have fun while doing it!
Help! I keep re-listening the same song over and over again...
_________________ Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:49 pm |
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Kateleo007
Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:43 am Posts: 647 Images: 1 Location: SoCal in the US
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Turn on a radio.
Help, there's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater at my door!
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Jack the Eevee and Barb the Buizel
George "Geo" Walker......S-8 P-4 E-7 C-7 I-6 A-7 L-3 Thank you kurowolfe for the banner!
3DS Friend Code: 1006 0495 4065
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:53 pm |
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Serence Frostbite
FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
Joined: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:49 am Posts: 5587 Location: dark frost fortress
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get grape ! And peanut ! help , I think the broom's coming for me
_________________ My RP characters viewtopic.php?p=766287#p766287 a reminder
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:23 am |
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Render
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Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm Posts: 10860 Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
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Pretend you are anything but a raccoon.
Help, there is only rubbish in TV...
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If life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
 
 
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:52 am |
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GeckoZY
Joined: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:39 am Posts: 517 Location: 16 Dimensions, 13th Hyperplane No. 47.54,3674.06,6378.13; Randomly travelling in between Hyperplanes
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Stop throwing your trash inside the TV.  Help, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is out there looking for me.
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 Want to split a pineapple? Collaborative Fan-Fiction:
 El Psy Congroo
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