Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:23 pm**

(what glaciers? i just blew up the planet... for the 23rd time...)

I chuck you into the sun for forgetting to attack.

Posted: **Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:30 am**

Yeah, about that 23 planet pulverizing cataclysmic, Buster ...
There are 7.3 billion people who are really furious about that ... so ....
My solar rays pulsate out your name, phone number, address, and store nearest your home which sells inexpensive combustibles, sharp objects, and destructive heavy moving equipment....

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:01 pm**

I explode (again) and deal splash damage to everyone around.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:24 pm**

Oh, that's easy now, I just sit there and watch you burning out.

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:31 pm**

I put a thumbtack on your seat just before you do

Posted: **Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:34 pm**

i force you to spend an afternoon with Chloé Bourgeois

Posted: **Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:40 pm**

I trick her into becoming Anti-Bug and she blathers your brain into a catatonic stupor.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:58 pm**

I akumatize you into the dumbest looking villain ever! Ser Mailbox!

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:57 pm**

I ostracize you for replacing a clever, unique, and elegant avatar for that....whatever.

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:58 am**

I push you into an Openermas tree.

Posted: **Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:09 pm**

I bury you alive in the bizarre and jaggedly pointed ornaments with which Jessica decorated the tree when Ink was out...

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:40 pm**

I paint you green

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:52 pm**

....and I look FABULOUS! And I paint you with battery acid.

Posted: **Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:54 pm**

I lock you in a room with this dog.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:38 pm**

Aww, cute doggo. I put you in the cell with their puppies.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:48 pm**

...and this touching canine family proceeds to dig me out of the cell and chase you panic-striken from the county.

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:36 pm**

where did i put that mask...

Oh! here it is!

Quick question, how much of the continent can you cross in three days?

Posted: **Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:45 pm**

Um...eek! Ah ha, the dogs become a sled team and we escape doing the "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon" bit.

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:24 am**

I explode. No real reason for it and NHWestoN is already long gon so... yeah. Just exploded for no reason and missed tuam.

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:25 am**

Gather up a variety of the scattered components from TUAM's remains to revolutionize my sled and accelerate my drive for global domination !!!! Oh...and the dogs are in the back seat...

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:10 pm**

one of the dogs stabs you with a butterfly knife before turning into a frenchman in a redish brown suit in a puff of smoke.
"Suprise! I never really was on your side."

Posted: **Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:18 pm**

Ahh! Treachery and transmogrification, I never suspected! But, I have a German shepherd (oh, alright, a small but very articulate dashund) who thwarts your evil schemes....

Posted: **Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:14 pm**

Oh, that? i threw it off a cliff after it bit me.

Enjoy being a datacard!

I can tell you, from experience, it's ten times as boring as it sounds.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:16 pm**

I summon the In Space Rangers to beat you up.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:31 pm**

I lock you in a room full of fully-formed Rinshi Beasts without your teammates.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:53 pm**

I secret the Comic Book Guys into the room and they bombard you and Rinshi beasts into catatonia with a mind dissolving flood of obscure nerd trivia references.

Posted: **Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:33 pm**

Who said i was in there with him? I'm in monster form trying to fend off the Astro Megazord!

Also, i think i just stepped on your car... Also deflected a finishing attack into your house...

Posted: **Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:29 pm**

Uhh... what am I supposed to do with this sword?

Posted: **Sun Mar 11, 2018 7:19 pm**

Er...you could help Buster against Megazord; it's been chasing her all over the Forum !
Oh, wait, I'm supposed to attack you. I forgot...okay...I pour marmalade all over your shoes!

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:35 am**

I poke you with a ... remote control.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:42 pm**

I...feel distant and yet somehow....someone's really PUSHING MY BUTTONS!!!

I twist a set of discarded rabbit ear antenna around your neck until you are overcome by an insatiable drive to paint chicken eggs and secretively distribute them to unsuspecting domiciles. Off you hop and I win!

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:06 pm**

I throw you back to the last poster wins thread because this isn't the correct thread to win.

While everything's fine, I put on fire everything.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:17 pm**

i blindfold you with your own scarf and superglue your arms and hands to your sides.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:13 pm**

I dunk you into a pool filled with tadpoles and you get smooched into immobility.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:06 pm**

I DuNk yOu WiTh a DaNk mEmE.

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Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:21 pm**

I destroy your mind by unleashing the oompah-loompah chorus incessantly singing "I'm a little teapot" throughout your sleep.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:27 pm**

because your lack of image makes coming up with a thematically appropriate demise needlessly difficult, i just re-do everything that's been done in this thread to you. at once.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:26 am**

I simply throw you at the mess that is happening to NHWestoN.

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:19 pm**

i grab your head and pull it off, carying it with me into the maelstrom of madness i'm now falling toards.
bet you're regretting having one that's not solidly attched now.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:33 pm**

I force you to watch the top twenty most depressing moments in existence. (Attack those emotions.)

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