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I take the bread and toast it, then throw toast at the crowd.

Toast for everyone!

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Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:01 pm
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I toast for a better future!

And then "accidentally" hit you in the face with the glass

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i stuff your entire head into a 1 pint tankard.

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Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:44 pm
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I bash the chalkboard that hellish k9 is using over your head

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I make you think that a bottomless pit is actually a vending machine, and laugh when you fall in.

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Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:46 pm
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I push you into the bottomless pit. Then I drop some buttered toast with jam after you.

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Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:14 pm
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I blow up the moon, causing many debris to fall all around you.

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I step on you messing up all the chalk. Then I redraw you as this smiley: :ugeek:

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Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:53 pm
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I do this to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGZ-bHE5H_4

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I turn CD into a lama instead, and force you to go on a goofy-hyjinx-filled journey to stop him.

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I build a giant summer palace on top of your neighborhood-hill.

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I pull the wrong lever while you're standing over the trap door.

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I pull the trap door crocodile off of me and throw it at you.

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While you are distracted by Buster I throw a banana peel into your path and you step on it, sending you tumbling face-first onto the floor.

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i push the secret trap door button dropping you into the lava pit beneath the volcano lair.

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I punch you...

using the moon as a fist.

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!

MOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

*Blasts your moonfist with the makankosappo*

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While you're occupied with that, I rise up from the depths of Tartarus. I then push you into the hole I left before it closes.

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I ride a shooting star and crash it into you.

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I give you up

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I laugh so hard my fire breath incenerates you.

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I choke you out from behind with a whip that's lawsuit level similar to a certain adventurer's.

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I cause the flames surrounding me to incinerate the whip and you get caught in the fire.

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i throughly extinguish you in time for AN88's next attack.

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*Hugattack*

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I DON'T LIKE BEING JUMPED!

*elbows in the chest*

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I break a glass root beer bottle over your head!

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Tue May 02, 2017 11:58 pm
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Oooh, a bar fight!
I hit AN88 across the room with a pool cue.

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I whack you over the head with the pool table.

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Wed May 03, 2017 9:28 pm
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I pick up the entire building and drop it on your head.

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i take MT apart and reassemble him with his head attached to the wrong end.

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MT first responds by shooting you with his railgun, then with his flamethrower, then with his micro-missiles before the MK I Firebrand self destructs in response to MT's deconstruction.

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While you're distracted watching that, I drop kick you in the face!

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i kidnap your past and future selves, and strap them to my boots so i can dropkick your face with your face. the resulting paradox explodes your face(s).

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I abuse the fact of the recurring paradox and shove you into it.

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I bite you.

Cause, i figure lots of tiny sharp teeth are far more dangerous to a stylized balloon than my usual inventive attacks.

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I have Deus throw a tree at you.

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I summon every alternate version of myself from across the multiverse to Zerg Rush you.

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I send a worldship-sized hive of Zerg/Tyranid hybrids after you.
(for those unfamiliar, a worldship is any vessel that uses one or more whole planets as it's hull.)

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I telekinetically grab your worldship and punch you in the face with it.

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