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I staple your beak to your left foot

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I set up a dream catcher, which traps nightmares. Good luck getting out before the sun rises.

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I tamper with your computer so you can no longer post anything containing the number 0.

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I hack your computer and lock it on a webpage that plays a nonstop remix of the most annoying sounds ever, while downloading hundreds of Gigabytes of sandwich recipes.

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Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:29 am
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I remove the ethernet line from the server you live in and replace it with a 14k dial up modem.

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I bash your face in with my bells n howl terminal!

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I modify your spell checker so that it gets you in very embarrassing situations.

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I superglue a green and white rabbit themed fursuit onto you.

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Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:09 pm
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I superglue a red and white tnt to your butt

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I slap you with a trout.

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Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:13 pm
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I slap you with a beluga sturgeon.

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Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:17 pm
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I slap you with a cake

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I slap you with a pie!

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Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:24 pm
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i fill up all available hard drive space, ram, and external storage in the system you live in with superfluous copies of minesweeper.

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Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:31 pm
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I grant you immortality and throw you into the sun

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i grab hold of your wrist and pull you along for the ride.

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I upload a virus onto your computer that cripples your OS.

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I put thermal paste under your processor and insert it back the wrong way so that some of the pins break, then proceed to replace a capacitor on your power supply with a mislabeled and incredibly small 10 farad one without telling you, then ask you to look up something for me on the internet.

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I laugh at you for thinking I'm still only stored in one computer after all the attacks on my house (read server). I then reach out and pull you into cyberspace, modify your mesh (read body) replacing it with a teapot mesh, and then put you back into the physical world a mile in the air.

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Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:00 pm
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I EMP every computer in the local galactic cluster save for the old 286 i stuffed you into earlier.

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I get you arrested by the police because of looking like a certain other purple humanoid. As the cops drag you away, I giggle fiendishly as I count the money I have gotten from the bounty.

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I steal your fancy hat.

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:45 am
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I run a low-level format on all memory and storage within your server.

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I jump into the physical world so you stop messing up my servers and I slap you silly. Seriously, have you attacked me any other way?

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:49 am
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I DDOS you while I enter your server room, remove every single fan and close every liquid cooling loop from your system.

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:56 am
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Being in the physical world now, that has absolutely no effect on me personally, and so I slap you too. And then hire a repair man to fix my house that people keep destroying. Thus forcing you people to be more original with your attacks, as hitting the server is no longer going to impact myself.

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:35 am
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now that you can nolonger hide in that machine, i make a batch of dragon soup, enough for every pet on the forum.

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(finally something different!)

I melt your cooking supplies with fire breath, then hit you in the face with a broom.

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:36 pm
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I beat you with a cane a la Andrew Jackson style before taking out a elephant gun and blasting you with both barrels. I then get dynamite and blow you up before running you over ten times with a Sherman Firefly, then repeat said actions ten times just to be sure..

(Sane Side:Jeez a bit overkill, don't you think?
Crazy Prepared side:There is no such thing as overkill.)

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I tie you up, melt your face with a blowtorch, encase you in concrete, launch your concrete prison into jupiter, detonate the 1GT nuke that was attached to the rocket, knock jupiter into the sun by launching all of the other planets in the solar system at it, chash other stars into the sun until it goes nova, and then to be extra thurough, colapse THAT into a black hole that consumes the entire universe.

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I hack reality and bring the universe back.

I then pick up Fancy Hat's Sherman Firefly and drop it on your head.

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Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:07 pm
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i strap you down, chop off your wings, and force you to heat the fryer i put them in.

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Not a Furry alcanza a Búster a tres brazas de la mar,
alza su espada Colada, un fuerte golpe le da,
los carbunclos de su yelmo todos se los fue a arrancar,
luego el yelmo y la cabeza le parte por la mitad,
hasta la misma cintura la espada fue a penetrar.

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he raises his sword, a strong blow he gives,
all the carbuncles he ripped from his helm,
the head and the helm he slices in half,
all the way to the waist the sword penetrates


Did my best to make it rhyme, english sucks. This is from Cantar del Mio Cid

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I tell a cat lover that you have similar interests. Now he/she won't stop bugging you.

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I take colorful chalk to your face. I'll make you the happiest drawing yet!

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I send you to escalator land.

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I take grape away from you.

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I take grape back away from you and give her back to Saturn381

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*Throws bread at dragon*
Toast please!

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Wow man that was too much, I mean, we've tortured people in this thread in horribly imaginative ways but that? Beelzebub himself will have to make an entire new circle of hell just for you.
I let you look at yourself in the mirror, since I can't think of a worse punishment for you than making you acknowledge your crime.

-Edit: Originally replied to that Buster monster, I kick hellish in the butt

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