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Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:40 pm
by copper
I am reincarnated as a killer bee. You are still stuck in the Netherworld.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:01 am
by dalonewolf25
I'm so glad I have the Tele Key...but I don't really need it.
*teleports inside impenetrable, indestructible, impenetrable tent with internal a/c and carbon dioxide/oxygen controller/stabilizer and food*
*activates anti-teleport shield, also internal*
*drops nuke outside*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:25 am
by copper
Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:06 pm
by Beagle
copper wrote:Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.
If it's a bottomless chasm, how do you die on impact? There's no bottom to splat on. O.O

I call Snorlax! He eats you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:47 pm
by copper
Beagle wrote:
copper wrote:Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.
If it's a bottomless chasm, how do you die on impact? There's no bottom to splat on. O.O

I call Snorlax! He eats you.
The tent bangs on the sides, beagle.

In one end and out the other, Snorlax is asleep by then and you die from the stench. It may not be pretty, but it is pretty effective.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:49 am
by dalonewolf25
Actually, my tent is gravity-nulled, so it stays in the same position in space.
*noms tiggy's cookie*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:00 pm
by copper
The cookie is poisoned. You succumb to tiggy's revenge.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:02 pm
by Tiggy
I throw an anvil at you and eat my cookie as I am immune to the poison

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:16 pm
by dalonewolf25
I teleported through a wormhole to land up in a paradox where I stop myself from eating the cookie without the anti-poison. By the way, the anvil bounced off of the tent.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:53 pm
by copper
You die of boredom, destroying yourself in the constantly evolving tent.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:24 pm
by dalonewolf25
I eats 1-up and keep living

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:30 am
by copper
It becomes an endless cycle of death and rebirth. Of course, no one realizes what is going on inside that strange tent of yours.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:13 pm
by dalonewolf25
I come outside from time to time to bring "FOOD."

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:04 pm
by dynaslash
_Attack
>Magic
_Defend
_Flee
----
_Fira
_Blizzara
>Thundaga
_Curaga
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>Dalonewolf

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:25 pm
by dalonewolf25
*Miss*

Dalonewolf25 uses Limit Break

*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9998*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:46 pm
by copper
I attack by bringing you back into reality.

The oldest trick in the book should do it.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:57 pm
by dalonewolf25
*Goes back inside tent and noms*

Don't take me away!
Image

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:25 pm
by copper
Those effects suck you into an alternate reality where I have already attacked you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:13 pm
by Jimmy Jazz
I grab your shirt throw you to the ground and then roll the carpet over you, and basically make the equivalent of a sushi roll out of you. and then I tape that shut, and roll you into a river. of lava.


bam.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:41 am
by copper
I wasn't wearing a shirt. You got the wrong guy.

I push you into the molten river while your back is turned.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:51 pm
by dalonewolf25
*respawns inside tent*

*blows up copper*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:59 pm
by copper
The shrapnel from the explosion gets inside your tent, slicing through you. You forgot to zip the tent-flap.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:29 pm
by dalonewolf25
*heals and closes tent*

*Drops dark matter in copper's place*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:22 am
by copper
You put in too much dark matter and created a gravity well that sucked everybody in, including you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:29 am
by dalonewolf25
apparently i'm still in the tent...so yeah...

*creates a hellgate*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:29 am
by NoelL

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:39 am
by dalonewolf25
Finger of 1000 deaths!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:19 pm
by Wanderer
Eats dragon herb and breathes fire!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:23 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
shape-shifts into a dragon and whacks you with a flame-mace on my tail.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:23 pm
by Randomextra
Unleashes zombie extras!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:55 am
by Nurematsu Zenpaw
summons the kraken

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:57 am
by Wanderer
Reads blastwave scroll
(Damages everyone except me)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:12 pm
by Construction Boots
Hey look it's a wild Wanderer! :Throws a heavy rock painted up like a pokeball:

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:30 pm
by Tattorack
Fires Point Zero bolt!
(You may now call youself 'Deconstructed boot')

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:52 pm
by Nyaliva
Nyaliva summoned Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart used floral curtains!
It was Super Effective!!!!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:37 pm
by Wanderer
Unleashes the cyborg mamulians. They disintegrate everyone into thin air.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:04 pm
by Zukio
I change the air to carbon monoxide, and breath through an air tank. Have fun breathing.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:05 pm
by JeffCvt
I run in and jump on Zukio's head until his mask falls off.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:21 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
I hit Jeff with a sandwich.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:27 pm
by JeffCvt
I eat the sandwich and burp, thus making you pass out from my breath as it was an onion and garlic sandwich.