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Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:40 pm ]
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I am reincarnated as a killer bee. You are still stuck in the Netherworld.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:01 am ]
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I'm so glad I have the Tele Key...but I don't really need it.
*teleports inside impenetrable, indestructible, impenetrable tent with internal a/c and carbon dioxide/oxygen controller/stabilizer and food*
*activates anti-teleport shield, also internal*
*drops nuke outside*

Author:  copper [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:25 am ]
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Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.

Author:  Beagle [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:06 pm ]
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copper Wrote:
Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.


If it's a bottomless chasm, how do you die on impact? There's no bottom to splat on. O.O

I call Snorlax! He eats you.

Author:  copper [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:47 pm ]
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Beagle Wrote:
copper Wrote:
Thor's hammer creates an earthquake that opens a bottomless chasm beneath your tent. You die on impact, but your tent is fine.


If it's a bottomless chasm, how do you die on impact? There's no bottom to splat on. O.O

I call Snorlax! He eats you.


The tent bangs on the sides, beagle.

In one end and out the other, Snorlax is asleep by then and you die from the stench. It may not be pretty, but it is pretty effective.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:49 am ]
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Actually, my tent is gravity-nulled, so it stays in the same position in space.
*noms tiggy's cookie*

Author:  copper [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:00 pm ]
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The cookie is poisoned. You succumb to tiggy's revenge.

Author:  Tiggy [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:02 pm ]
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I throw an anvil at you and eat my cookie as I am immune to the poison

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:16 pm ]
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I teleported through a wormhole to land up in a paradox where I stop myself from eating the cookie without the anti-poison. By the way, the anvil bounced off of the tent.

Author:  copper [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:53 pm ]
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You die of boredom, destroying yourself in the constantly evolving tent.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:24 pm ]
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I eats 1-up and keep living

Author:  copper [ Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:30 am ]
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It becomes an endless cycle of death and rebirth. Of course, no one realizes what is going on inside that strange tent of yours.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:13 pm ]
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I come outside from time to time to bring "FOOD."

Author:  dynaslash [ Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:04 pm ]
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_Attack
>Magic
_Defend
_Flee
----
_Fira
_Blizzara
>Thundaga
_Curaga
----
>Dalonewolf

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Sun Oct 17, 2010 8:25 pm ]
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*Miss*

Dalonewolf25 uses Limit Break

*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9999*
*9998*

Author:  copper [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:46 pm ]
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I attack by bringing you back into reality.

The oldest trick in the book should do it.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:57 pm ]
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*Goes back inside tent and noms*

Don't take me away!
Image

Author:  copper [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:25 pm ]
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Those effects suck you into an alternate reality where I have already attacked you.

Author:  Jimmy Jazz [ Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:13 pm ]
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I grab your shirt throw you to the ground and then roll the carpet over you, and basically make the equivalent of a sushi roll out of you. and then I tape that shut, and roll you into a river. of lava.


bam.

Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:41 am ]
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I wasn't wearing a shirt. You got the wrong guy.

I push you into the molten river while your back is turned.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:51 pm ]
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*respawns inside tent*

*blows up copper*

Author:  copper [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:59 pm ]
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The shrapnel from the explosion gets inside your tent, slicing through you. You forgot to zip the tent-flap.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:29 pm ]
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*heals and closes tent*

*Drops dark matter in copper's place*

Author:  copper [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:22 am ]
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You put in too much dark matter and created a gravity well that sucked everybody in, including you.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:29 am ]
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apparently i'm still in the tent...so yeah...

*creates a hellgate*

Author:  NoelL [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:29 am ]
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Here I go!

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:39 am ]
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Finger of 1000 deaths!

Author:  Wanderer [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:19 pm ]
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Eats dragon herb and breathes fire!

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:23 pm ]
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shape-shifts into a dragon and whacks you with a flame-mace on my tail.

Author:  Randomextra [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:23 pm ]
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Unleashes zombie extras!

Author:  Nurematsu Zenpaw [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:55 am ]
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summons the kraken

Author:  Wanderer [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:57 am ]
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Reads blastwave scroll
(Damages everyone except me)

Author:  Construction Boots [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:12 pm ]
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Hey look it's a wild Wanderer! :Throws a heavy rock painted up like a pokeball:

Author:  Tattorack [ Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:30 pm ]
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Fires Point Zero bolt!
(You may now call youself 'Deconstructed boot')

Author:  Nyaliva [ Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:52 pm ]
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Nyaliva summoned Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart used floral curtains!
It was Super Effective!!!!

Author:  Wanderer [ Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:37 pm ]
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Unleashes the cyborg mamulians. They disintegrate everyone into thin air.

Author:  Zukio [ Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:04 pm ]
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I change the air to carbon monoxide, and breath through an air tank. Have fun breathing.

Author:  JeffCvt [ Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:05 pm ]
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I run in and jump on Zukio's head until his mask falls off.

Author:  Oblivious Adobo [ Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:21 pm ]
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I hit Jeff with a sandwich.

Author:  JeffCvt [ Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:27 pm ]
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I eat the sandwich and burp, thus making you pass out from my breath as it was an onion and garlic sandwich.

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