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Author:  GeckoZY [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:40 am ]
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I poke you on two eyes.

Author:  SuperStar [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:11 am ]
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I poke you in all three eyes ( :shock: )

Author:  Render [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:12 am ]
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I make a hole in your head for a third eye.

Author:  SuperStar [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:21 am ]
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I kick you in the shin.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:30 am ]
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I add an infrared bullseye on your back for drones.

Author:  Render [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:20 am ]
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I snap rat traps at your ears.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:14 pm ]
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I install traps at every corner of your house

Author:  Jacey [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:04 pm ]
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I seal every door in your house with cement, locking you inside

Author:  GeckoZY [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:27 pm ]
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I disconnect every wire in your house.

Author:  Render [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:38 pm ]
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I connect those wires to your toes.

Author:  SuperStar [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:50 pm ]
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I pull your ear.

Author:  herobrineharry [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:46 pm ]
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Meteor swarm.
Soul Bind so you can't come back.

Author:  SuperStar [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:49 pm ]
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(oooh! Like Elder Scrolls!?)

I hit you with my Dwemer Claymore!

Author:  GeckoZY [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:41 am ]
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I drop an explosive pinata on you.

Author:  SuperStar [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:33 am ]
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I hit it back with my Nordic Warhammer.

Author:  InDaZone1219 [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:23 am ]
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I create a sink hole where you stand.

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:30 am ]
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Puts InDaZone InDaENDZone. Right in front of the Chicago Bears Offense. Gives him the football.

Author:  InDaZone1219 [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:38 am ]
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I ignite you.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:41 am ]
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I douse you with freezing cold water.

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:42 am ]
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I send you around to collect back rent from a local Mob boss.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:44 am ]
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I make you wear the American flag clothes and teleport you into the middle of the DMZ.

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:48 am ]
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I think of your face when you realise that I teleported your clothes with me and you used a shopping center teleport booth.

Author:  herobrineharry [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:58 pm ]
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SuperStar Wrote:
(oooh! Like Elder Scrolls!?)

No, like D&D.

I teleport you, but don't turn you back into matter.

Author:  Saturn381 [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:18 am ]
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I have you get mauled by a tiger.

Author:  Jacey [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:31 am ]
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I have you haunted by 20 ghosts

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:41 am ]
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I reform - in your brain.

Author:  SuperStar [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:11 am ]
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I call Ghostbusters.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:29 am ]
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I zap your brains with high voltage electricity.

Author:  SuperStar [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:38 am ]
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Being Azure Striker(:P) I absorb the electricity and shoot it back at you.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:41 am ]
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I feed you a plutonium pill.

Author:  SuperStar [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:15 am ]
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I turn into a Plutonian and attack you with my... alien... powahs?

Author:  GeckoZY [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:11 am ]
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Pours some newly made tea on your forehead.

Author:  SuperStar [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:44 am ]
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I spit in your face.

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:47 am ]
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I use alchemy to change your saliva to corrosive acid so it melts you from inside.

Author:  SuperStar [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:21 am ]
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I bit you in the heel while I still can.

Author:  herobrineharry [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:08 pm ]
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I surrender!

Author:  Mickey the Luxray [ Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:48 am ]
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'Yes, take $130'

I hit you with a brick anyway.

Author:  InDaZone1219 [ Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:17 am ]
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I use Earth Power.
It's super-effective!

Author:  SuperStar [ Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:24 am ]
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I sneeze.

Author:  Welsh Halfwit [ Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:27 am ]
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I move at the speed of light and tape your mouth and nose before the sneeze leaves it, creating a backblast that blows out of your ears.

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