Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:40 am
I poke you on two eyes.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:11 am
I poke you in all three eyes ( )
)Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:12 am
I make a hole in your head for a third eye.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:21 am
I kick you in the shin.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:30 am
I add an infrared bullseye on your back for drones.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:20 am
I snap rat traps at your ears.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:14 pm
I install traps at every corner of your house
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:04 pm
I seal every door in your house with cement, locking you inside
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:27 pm
I disconnect every wire in your house.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:38 pm
I connect those wires to your toes.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:50 pm
I pull your ear.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:46 pm
Meteor swarm.
Soul Bind so you can't come back.
Soul Bind so you can't come back.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:49 pm
(oooh! Like Elder Scrolls!?)
I hit you with my Dwemer Claymore!
I hit you with my Dwemer Claymore!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:41 am
I drop an explosive pinata on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:33 am
I hit it back with my Nordic Warhammer.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:23 am
I create a sink hole where you stand.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:30 am
Puts InDaZone InDaENDZone. Right in front of the Chicago Bears Offense. Gives him the football.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:38 am
I ignite you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:41 am
I douse you with freezing cold water.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:42 am
I send you around to collect back rent from a local Mob boss.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:44 am
I make you wear the American flag clothes and teleport you into the middle of the DMZ.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:48 am
I think of your face when you realise that I teleported your clothes with me and you used a shopping center teleport booth.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:58 pm
No, like D&D.SuperStar wrote:(oooh! Like Elder Scrolls!?)
I teleport you, but don't turn you back into matter.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:18 am
I have you get mauled by a tiger.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:31 am
I have you haunted by 20 ghosts
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:41 am
I reform - in your brain.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:11 am
I call Ghostbusters.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:29 am
I zap your brains with high voltage electricity.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:38 am
Being Azure Striker(:P) I absorb the electricity and shoot it back at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:41 am
I feed you a plutonium pill.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:15 am
I turn into a Plutonian and attack you with my... alien... powahs?
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:11 am
Pours some newly made tea on your forehead.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:44 am
I spit in your face.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:47 am
I use alchemy to change your saliva to corrosive acid so it melts you from inside.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:21 am
I bit you in the heel while I still can.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:08 pm
I surrender!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:48 am
'Yes, take $130'
I hit you with a brick anyway.
I hit you with a brick anyway.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:17 am
I use Earth Power.
It's super-effective!
It's super-effective!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:24 am
I sneeze.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:27 am
I move at the speed of light and tape your mouth and nose before the sneeze leaves it, creating a backblast that blows out of your ears.