Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:50 pm
I send in Chuck Norris, Mr T, and Terry Crews to "help" with that "chat"
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Attack the above poster
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:54 am
I staple your lips to your forehead.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:41 am
I let you ride a cannon ball.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:52 pm
I hit you with a baseball bat.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:49 pm
I fire a Davy Crocket.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:57 am
I force you into a room filled with British "celebrities" like Joey Essex.
You facepalm yourself to death.
You facepalm yourself to death.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:40 pm
I remove your femoral artery.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:35 pm
I phlebotomize you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 5:48 am
I let you get stomped by elephants.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:48 pm
I let you get eaten by dingos
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:28 pm
I let you get eaten by dingos too.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:33 pm
I subtract 2 years from your current age. 
(diabolical planning)
(diabolical planning)
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:58 pm
I take those two years, multiply them by 10 to the tenth power, add them to your current age.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:49 pm
I remove all of your electrons.
Why?
FOR SCIENCE!
Why?
FOR SCIENCE!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:22 pm
My electrons zap you and return to me.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:02 pm
This is madness! (You)
Madness? (Me)
This. Is. Sparta!
*KICK*
Madness? (Me)
This. Is. Sparta!
*KICK*
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:22 pm
I push you into the pit after him.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:30 pm
I generate a black hole inside your head.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:35 am
I turn you into the hulk
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:50 am
I inject you with random military pharmaceuticals.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:02 am
I turn into a superhero and throw you into the ocean.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:32 pm
I freeze you in a block of orange juice.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:41 pm
GRAVATIAC WEAPONRY!
THE EARTH IS NOW DUST!
THE EARTH IS NOW DUST!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:12 pm
I force you to watch a show that you eventually fall in love with, only for it to be canceled permanently after the cliff hanger first season.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:23 pm
I make you sit down and listen to a very annoying song for 10 hours.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:53 pm
I actually enjoy the song, and you are forced to hear me sing it for another 20 hours.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:26 am
I place you in a very large centrifuge.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:13 am
I make you clean up the mess.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:38 pm
I hit you with a wrecking ball.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:36 pm
I cast:
Disintegrate.
Fireball.
Ray of frost.
then, I plane shift.
Disintegrate.
Fireball.
Ray of frost.
then, I plane shift.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 12:48 am
I shoot you with a bazooka.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:55 am
I push mercury through your skin.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 2:35 am
I make you eat a timed explosive device.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:00 am
I lace your drinking water with tasteless, odorless and colorless laxative.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:37 pm
GRATUITOUS UNESSECARY VIOLENCE
PERFORMED WITH: spoons, computer mice,
micrometers, and C02 powerlets.
PERFORMED WITH: spoons, computer mice,
micrometers, and C02 powerlets.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:46 pm
I go all out with just a paper cup.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:07 am
I set that cup on fire while you're holding it
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:14 am
I cram a flaming coal down your throat.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 7:33 am
I pour thermite down yours.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:56 am
I cover you with termites.