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Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:46 pm
by hypernovatic
I make you literally eat those words.
Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I hug you whilst on fire.
I hugged people while on fire before it was cool. :lol:

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:08 pm
by Crux
I hit you with a sledgehammer

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:32 am
by Kyuunado
hypernovatic wrote:I make you literally eat those words.
Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:I hug you whilst on fire.
I hugged people while on fire before it was cool. :lol:
So it was cold fire? :lol:

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:48 am
by aBritishfox
I set you alight with a sub-zero flame.

(You just need to set liquid hydrogen on fire, yay for science)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:58 am
by SuperStar
I charge a Super Star Burst and obliterate every last one of your molecules.
HAHAHAAAH!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:09 am
by That_Red_Folf
I create a nuclear weapon out of a potato and throw it at you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:13 am
by SuperStar
I somehow survived the attack, but have lost all memories, save for you attacking me, and some mysterious girl. I swear vengeance on you as I believe you killed the girl(whoever she is), and start hunting you down. I eventually find you, and throw a star spear at you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:23 am
by aBritishfox
I throw a comic at you.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:28 am
by Kyuunado
I remove you from the cast list.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:38 am
by Render
I throw you down from a large bridge.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:14 am
by RatHead
I pull those ropes up higher and hang you from them

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:13 pm
by Render
I tear your wings to tatters.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:21 pm
by RatHead
They grow back again, I use them to take you high into the sky, and throw you into the engine of a passing passenger jet Then fly behind it for the free meal of chopped roasted Render :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Did I mention my other name, Mephistopheles?

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:43 am
by VEB152
Nooooooo, you've ruined the turbine! :evil: Off you go, report to ICAO!
...Wait, wings? You fly? I want to ride! Please! Please! Please! Please! *goes on like that in an anoying high-pitched voice for several hours*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:41 am
by Kyuunado
I spray you with a bottle of water.
Shoo! Bad Aircraft! Bad!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:07 am
by SuperStar
I pull your eye lid down farther than it should go.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:51 am
by aBritishfox
I throw my video camera at you and post the video onto youtube :)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:58 am
by SuperStar
i scream in your ear.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:18 am
by That_Red_Folf
FUS RO DAH!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:36 am
by Render
That_Red_Folf wrote:FUS RO DAH!
:? What kind of language is that :?:

I prick you with needles.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:47 am
by aBritishfox
I slice you with my Daedric sword for not knowing Dragontongue

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:04 am
by hypernovatic
I stab you in the forehead with the Master Sword.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:19 am
by SuperStar
I pull the Master Sword out of his head, and smite you where you stand!

(You aren't the only Zelda LARPer here!)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:00 am
by aBritishfox
I open up your head and replace my damaged brain, from that sword, and replace it with yours. Me smrt again :P

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:30 pm
by RatHead
Riiiight!
*Bops him on the head*
VEB152 wrote:Nooooooo, you've ruined the turbine! :evil: Off you go, report to ICAO!
...Wait, wings? You fly? I want to ride! Please! Please! Please! Please! *goes on like that in an anoying high-pitched voice for several hours*
FINE! *takes him up to the stratosphere,* *drops him* *rescues him before he hits the ground* *does this a few times*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:42 am
by VEB152
...Nah, I have a better idea for flying...

=10 minutes later, I crash into your house on a burning saw blade, wrecking most of it=
That was an accident!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:01 am
by Kyuunado
I have you scrapped as a dangerous vehicle.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:28 am
by Hlaoroo
I put you in that car while it goes through the crusher.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:52 am
by Kyuunado
I lunge out and stab you with a big pair of scissors. (Clocktower reference!)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:10 am
by Hlaoroo
I swoggle you softly with a pillow. (I bet nobody gets that reference!)

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:21 am
by SuperStar
Image
'I shoot ch'you liek dis.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:27 am
by Render
I turn on the heating and melt you down.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:30 am
by Hlaoroo
I give you a good dunking in liquid nitrogen.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:07 pm
by GeckoZY
Pushes you into a vat of liquid oxygen. Now you're hot and you're cold.

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:39 pm
by RatHead
Makes you listen to Katy Perry on repeat for that bad attack

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:03 am
by aBritishfox
I place you into a door frame, now you're in and you're out!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:57 am
by RatHead
I kick you into an active elevator shaft, now you're up and you're down!
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Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:04 am
by VEB152
I get you off at the top of that building and drop down.
For playing with elevator, yes!

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:16 am
by RatHead
Uhh dude, Wings? Duh! *flies back up and Grabs VEB, then stuffs him headfirst down a manhole*

Re: Attack the above poster

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:20 am
by VEB152
Oh, right *facepalm/paw/wing?*
Then I hope you engoy this tar rain that's falling on you. And no, you can't refuse!