Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:33 pm
Reptiless Medusa turns Cthulhu to stone.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:33 pm
I push off a cliff.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:49 pm
I push you after it
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:04 pm
I slap a stick on your fingers.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:05 pm
I stick you to a wall.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:10 pm
I walljump you
Well you really se3em to like SLAPSTICK humor don't you?Render wrote:I slap a stick on your fingers.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:20 pm
I poke you with a stick.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:16 pm
I poke you with a schtick and then slap you in 3 stooges fashon
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:59 am
I stomp on your feet.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:45 am
I pour liquid wax on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:40 am
I smash a door into your face.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:42 am
I smash the door with you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:46 am
I smash the dor on you and sit on it.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:47 am
I hit you with my glass desk.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:32 am
I throw the shards at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:33 am
I slap some sense into you, like Goku does to Frieza!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:52 am
I slap you in between those two characters...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:53 am
I strike you all with a sea bass.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:57 am
I hit you with a bass like a base-ball bat, and you go fl 
ing, flying away that is...
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:00 am
I slap you with a blue whale.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:15 am
I slap you with the Space Shuttle Endeavour.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:16 am
I throw the moon at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:18 am
I kick you into the the star Betelgeuse
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:20 am
I punch you into a wormhole into a wormhole into a wormhole into my fist and so and so forth...
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:24 am
I break through the walls of the wormholes, causing you to get sucked in and then the wormholes to collapse upon themselves, and you to be crushed out of exsistence.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:44 am
I have you get attacked by a tiger.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:11 pm
I have a panther jump you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:58 pm
I have you get eaten by a lion.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:15 pm
I eat you before getting eaten myself.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:08 pm
I slay the lion and reanimate your body, before firing the brass beast at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:14 pm
I turn you into a brass knocker, inciting many bad jokes in the process, which you will hear forever.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:57 am
I high five you for the mythbusters/chicken gun thing, and then beat you with it!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:29 pm
I fire the omachao gun at you.
Die painfully as you are also bored to death!
Die painfully as you are also bored to death!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:59 pm
I create a weapon that fires lit lightsabers at you!
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:01 pm
I shoot you with a rocket propelled chainsaw.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:23 pm
A load of Agent Smiths stand in front of the rocket propelled chainsaw and stop it. Then hundreds of them advance onto you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:58 pm
I throw an atomic bomb on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:38 pm
I hug you whilst on fire.
Re: Attack the above poster
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:18 pm
I CHOP YOU UP INTO LITTLE PEICES AND THEN SMASH EACH WITH A HAMMER, THAT'S RIGHT MY DAD'D TAKING MY COMPUTER AGAIN 