Attack the above poster

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:02 pm

I use you as the rocket fuel.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:08 pm

I rip Your face off for that smug look and for not lettin me do that

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:10 pm

Oh, you want to be rocket fuel, too? Sure!
-snap- *replaces myself with RatHead*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:12 pm

My anger causes the "rocket" to explode, showing you with shrapnel and pieces of Weshie

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:15 pm

*sigh* we need more duct tape next time...
And you, young ca-- werewo-- werecat, are going to the anger management classes! And for that, we'll need one liiiiittle adjustment! *saws RathHead's teeth and claws off*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:22 pm

Regrows them, Has all your powers taken

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*puts you in the oven and sets at 250 degrees for 10 hours, slow roasting you alive*
I then eat you, while your spirit is not allowed to leave and must watch

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:25 pm

250 Celsius? *shakes ashes from respawned-self* Not as slow as it could have been. Here, watch and learn! *sets overn to 140, puts someone random inside and locks the oven.* Here, wait for a few hours.
Oh, don't worry about the sirens, just police that came followed the tral of clues. *throws smoke grenade and disappears*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:28 pm

*Escapes on Pete/veb. Tickles him whilst flying so he goes headfirst into a rock.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:38 pm

I release a hoard of Matatabi upon you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:21 pm

I have you get stung by bees.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:47 pm

I superglue your two faces together

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:56 pm

I push off a cliff.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:12 am

I tie you guys at the base of a launching rocket.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:31 am

I light your tail on fire and watch as you run screaming to the base of the rocket and light the fumes and therefore the fuel Incinerating you, and Saturn, and Saturn

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:32 am

I launch you at Saturn as a payback for Saturn.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:41 am

I rip Saturn out of orbit and throw it at you and Saturn and Saturn

SmileWolf · Post by **SmileWolf** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:19 pm

I send Rathead to the vet for a tooth cleaning. And neutering.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:21 pm

I staple the bag to your head.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:39 pm

I feed you to Grape

SmileWolf wrote:I send Rathead to the vet for neutering.

Don't even joke about that.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:45 pm

RatHead wrote:I feed you to Grape
SmileWolf wrote:I send Rathead to the vet for neutering.
Don't even joke about that.

((I think he's just asking you to calm down, Bud.))
I plant a defamatory news story about you on a Paper's website.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:54 pm

I give you to Slenderman

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:27 pm

I force you to watch the rest of the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:58 pm

I force you to watch Ishtar. Twice.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:11 pm

I force you to watch a "the Ring" video marathon

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:07 am

I force you to watch psychedelic zoom videos for days.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:11 am

trap you in a never ending loop of Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole and Cliff Richard songs.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:21 am

Annnnnnnnnd I hit you with a CD case.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:41 am

I play pong (the old arcade game) and use you as the paddle.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:54 am

I introduce you to the baddie at the end of r-type. And forget to give you a ship.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:01 am

I put you in a production of "The Wizard of Oz" in the role of the Wicked Witch of the East.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:42 am

I chuck water over you and watch you melt.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:45 am

I set your tail on fire.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:47 am

I tie both your tails together to my truck and go off-roading

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:59 am

I give you a speeding ticket

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:16 pm

(i'm off road, so that doesn't happen dude…ette)

I call you a female, in front of your friends, and they believe me.

Post by **Render** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:57 pm

I slap you in the face with a piece of meat. And you are not allowed to eat it.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:03 pm

You're Beating me with ~~Meat?~~- actually i don't think i can say that here…

I eat your other meat….

You have to go to the store to restock your fridge

While you are out I trash your house and since your toilets are all clogged up and your bedsheets are all nice and comfy… I use them

Post by **Render** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:46 pm

You can say pork leg.

I wrap you in the bedsheet and throw you out of the window.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:49 pm

Well your mattress and floor are soiled too, I made sure everything is covered, unlike with your insurance

*sets house on fire*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:51 pm

Helps fire brigade douse flames and Rathead.