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I inform you of a place you can conquer, but neglect to tell you how cold it would get. Summer clothes don't work too well in frozen lands.
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Well, so we are going to need some heat, eh?

*jumps into the zord and fires the zord's flamethrower at D-Rock and No?SoyFurry*
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Unbeknownst to you, I already have settlements in those frozen no-men's lands, from Patagonia to Alaska, so I conquer it and then burn a bunch a bunch of armadas to contribute global warming so it becomes hot and tropical while you two burn in the desert :twisted:
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*turns ON the zords air conditioner* :mrgreen:

*travels to where NSF is and fires laser at him*
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I use your body as a bat, and your head as a baseball, to hit a home run.
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I bust you :lol:
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I turn you to stone.
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I call you cyclops
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I call you a fu...

*NSF goes SSJ3*

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ENTERS WEARING TF2 MEDIC OUTFIT

"MEEEEM"
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"HRR DRHRRD HRRR!"
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*FWOOSH*
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*stabs eye with metal finger*
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:*stabs eye with metal finger*
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Not A Furry wrote:
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:*stabs eye with metal finger*
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*Baseball bat to the face*
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I invite you to a pier and give you a pair of cement sneakers. Then I push you off the ledge.
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While you are doing that, I steal your Zord and use it to attack Angel Grove, then hide. You are eventually detained for your "crime".
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I give you a Grape with a broom. Now deal with that.
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I give you a Dictionary with a Unp, deal with that.
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I lock you in a room with a bus-sized man eating head-on-an-arm.
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I lock you in a room with a room in which you will be locked :P
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I lock your head in one room, and the rest of you in a completely different one.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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that reminds me of an inappropriate song...

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I drown you in butter made from your flesh.



It's not creepy, his avatar is a peanut! With Peanut on top!
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I blast you from a distance with a tranq rifle.

What? I couldn't afford one of those capture-ball thingsI know what they're called. so I had to go with the next best thing..
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i stuff you into the masterball you were too cheap to buy.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I try to make you really depressed by attacking you with all your loved ones, all of whom are furiously apologizing for attacking you and begging you not to hurt them.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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I duct tape your mouth and your head inflates until it explodes.
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I give you a necklace
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...*Adventurer used MACHETAY!*

*It's super effective*
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I trigger an allergy of yours and make you suffocate :twisted:
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I eat you :P
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I change your background to pink so it clashes with your scarf! Muahahahaha!
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I arrange your transfer to New Zealand (or Broome, WA)
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i relocate you and your entire house to Texas while you're asleep.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I relocate your head to Alaska and your body to the Malvinas
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I use you as target practice..AKA just so I can brag about actually hitting something that small with a bullet which costs me nearly 250$ per box of EIGHT.
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I release an ambush of tigers upon you.
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I give you a severe allergic reaction and you die from a laryinx obstruction
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I turn you into a lama.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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