Attack the above poster

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:23 am

*choo choo~*
BNSF sends their regards...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:56 am

I send your address to all your ex-girlfriends with a message that you want to see them again...

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:05 am

It's a good thing I don't have any ex girlfriends.

But maybe the same would work for you?

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:34 am

I stuff an invitation in your mouth along with a piece of paper saying 'No longer at this address'.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:54 am

I turn you into a character in this comic.

Mickey · Post by **Mickey** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:35 pm

I rip up the page and give you papercuts.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:52 pm

I lock mickey in a room with a hungry stray cat.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:30 pm

I specify that you are the hungry stray cat.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:26 pm

I point out that a black panther is a pretty big cat. Big enough to say, find corgis far more filling than mice...

Convenient, for me, how you happen to be in the room with us...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:08 pm

I turn you into a kitten.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:07 pm

Since i'm now about your size, and much more energetic, I feel like playing 'jungle'. I call hunter!

*pounces on you*

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:45 pm

I call man! *pulls out rifle*

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:49 pm

*Plugs the end of the rifle with my finger, causing it to backfire on you in a hilarious cartoon fashion, leaving you with a black, soot covered face and me totally unharmed*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:06 pm

I throw a pie in your face.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:41 pm

I proceed to run you over with my motor scooter because I was driving it when you pie'd my face and I could not see where I was going.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:50 pm

I put you in a straight-jacket while you are dazed by the collision with Saturn and leave you on your own to figure out how to get out.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:03 pm

I drop you off in the tropics in black leather clothing.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:37 am

I drop you off in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Full of plastic sharks!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:20 am

I glue your acorns to you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:59 am

I have you get eaten by this.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:02 am

Amazing what you can animate with tons of moola.

I make you the direct hatred and ire of every shonen protagonist.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:53 pm

I push you off a cliff.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 12:00 pm

I push you into said cliff.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:52 pm

I launch said cliff into the air landing it on you.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:50 am

I throw a bust statue of a random important person at you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:27 am

I throw the random important person the bust was designed after at you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:50 am

I poke you with an imported bust of you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:21 pm

I bust you with an imported poking stick.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:02 pm

I stick you to a busted importation form.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:34 pm

I bust your wallet with the import fees.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:22 pm

I tie the other end of your ponchocape to an Pachyderms' tail 're wearing it)(whilst youand scare it.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:30 pm

I kick you in the shins.

Niftyness · Post by **Niftyness** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:39 pm

I knee you in the face.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:48 pm

I poke you with a fork.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:49 pm

I swap your cap for a Brooklyn Dodgers one.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:51 pm

You took my cap?
MY?! CAP?!

I use you as a target for calibrating a plasma cannon

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:57 pm

I alter your GPS so you target both yourself and the next poster.

Niftyness · Post by **Niftyness** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:07 pm

I kick you in the che-wait a second, what's that noise OH GOD A PLASMA CANNON!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 5:09 pm

I put highly explosive material next to you to amplify the explosion and run a safe distance away.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:40 pm

I block your escape path and pull out an odd looking Daito...
"Hunt, Fōringukurō!"
...Which is suddenly a bladeless hilt and a cloud of mist that's shooting straight towards you...