Attack the above poster

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:13 am

I drag you with us into the forest. [Nice, now I have back-up supplies]

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:14 am

I chop down all the trees around you to make them fall on you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:17 am

I throw some over-ripe fruits at you.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:19 am

I slice them with my sword and toss that at you.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:20 am

I overrun you with my spaceship.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:21 am

I shoot at it with the rocket

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:24 am

I throw you into a plane turbine.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:29 am

I place that turbine right behind you (Hello, 600 C!)

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:31 am

I throw the plane at you

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:41 am

I throw an aircraft carrier at you. (How are we even doing this?)

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:45 am

((Magic?

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I drop a music player, that constantly plays Your most hated songs on max volume
(What? Noone told that psychological weaponry is not allowed!)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:50 am

I hit you in the most dishonorable place in your body with a iron boot.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:52 am

I pull off all but one of your tails.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:53 am

I strangle you with the tails you pulled off. That's right, they live!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:56 am

I tie you to the chair that is glued to the floor, so you have to watch a random Brazilian soap opera.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:59 am

I enclose you in a sound proof and blast proof room, with just North Korean Propaganda music playing in it.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:34 am

I put you in the pillory, glue your eyelids open and make your stare at http://www.leekspin.com/ for 10 hours straight.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:40 am

I smack the screen with your face.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:48 am

I smack your face with the screen.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:07 am

I screen you for weapons using high energy gamma radiation.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:16 am

I cover you in breadcrumbs and release a hoard of very hungry pigeons.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:26 am

I put you in the middle of a high-energy, high intensity electromagnetic field. Any movement you make will send the electrical activity in your brain haywire.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:27 pm

I push you off a cliff.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:52 pm

I throw you to a pack of feral man eating hamsters

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:19 pm

I throw a camera at you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:42 pm

I throw a DVD player at you!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:43 pm

I throw a VHS at you.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:56 pm

I point a lazer pointer in your eye!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:04 am

I hit you with a hockey stick.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:16 am

I hit you with a hockey puck!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:18 am

I hit you with a football.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:28 am

I lock you in a sauna room with some sumo wrestlers.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:43 am

I shoot ya'z with a spase leyzour!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:45 am

I throw pancakes at your face.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:47 am

I hit you with my 90's Nokia!

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:49 am

I throw a flashbang on your face.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:50 am

I stuff a hand grenade down your throat.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:52 am

I drop you into a vat of napalm.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:54 am

I send Cartman at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:57 am

I hit you with bonk atomic punch, over and over again.