Attack the above poster

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:16 pm

I freeze you with ice water then sell you as a sculpture

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:53 pm

I force you to watch "All dogs go to heaven"

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:07 pm

I lift you 15ft into the air.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:18 pm

I cover you in gold and sell you as a sculpture as well

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:39 pm

I throw a pokeball at you to see if you go in

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:02 pm

I axe kick you.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:28 pm

I hire Deadpool to go after you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:53 pm

I make you drink a tall glass of prune juice.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:09 am

I drag you to Detroit. I call upon my fellow homies abd we proceed to stab you. Repeatedly. With knives. Lots of them.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:16 am

I dig down deep enough to where the whole city collapses in on itself.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:12 am

I have a servant throw boiling tea on you

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:13 am

I reverse your spin.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:17 am

I blend and invert your colors, making you really weird looking.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:50 am

I pluck your tail fur one by one.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:53 am

I reverse your hues.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:01 am

I invert yours. e-e

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:02 am

I throw marmite at you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:12 am

My shadow comes and slashes you because I have one of those
sinister-looking shadows that look like feral version of the original person.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:13 am

I shine a bright light in your eyes and on your shadow

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:36 am

I poke your eyes.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:37 am

I pour talc down your nostrils.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:44 am

I tie you up and place you on the conveyor belt of an ore processing facility.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:45 am

I put you in a meat grinder

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:48 am

I smack you with a crowbar.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:49 am

I hit you with a blunt axe

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:51 am

I throw some knives at you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:59 am

I hit you with a piano

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:38 am

I drop 2 grand pianos on you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:43 am

I tune your teeth with a ballpen hammer. I get a perfect middle C after stamping on your foot.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:12 am

I force you all to listen to Justin Bieber

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:30 am

I pipe Des O'Connor into your headphones and glue them to your ears.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:17 pm

I give you a strong dose of botulinum toxin, courtesy of Clostridium botulinum.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:59 pm

I erase you with the crack from Dr. Who. Wait... Who did I erase again... Must have never existed.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:08 pm

I destabilize you with my sonic screwdriver, reducing you to a pile of flesh

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:15 am

I bury you under 100 m thick snow.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:12 am

I push you into an active volcano.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:56 pm

I appear inside your next dream, just standing there looking contemplative.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:31 pm

I fire a gravy gun at you.
(google it, first result.)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 9:53 pm

I cover you with molten gold.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:01 am

I cover you in molten lead.