Attack the above poster

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:59 pm

I dig up every bone you buried in the yard and threw them in the trash

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:42 pm

I light the trash can on fire and throw it at you.

Post by **Render** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:51 pm

I light your tail on fire and throw you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:31 pm

I kick you in the jaw.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:24 pm

Rednecks on trucks at full throttle and drunk in a demolition derby with you in the middle of everything.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:52 pm

I hit you with a bookshelf.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:14 am

I delete you from existence.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:31 am

I cease your involuntary functions.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:43 am

I erase your memory and make you my servant.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:03 pm

I transmogrify you back into a zygote. I let the environment do the rest.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:33 pm

I force you to watch this video all the way through - twice

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:45 pm

I flick a pen tip-sized black hole into your face.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:38 pm

I deep fry you with a side of fafa beans.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:41 pm

I turn you into a regular kangaroo

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:43 pm

I lock you in your kennel

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:45 pm

I bark incessantly while you're trying to sleep

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:46 pm

I don't allow you to sit on the couch anymore

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:50 pm

I glue you to your couch

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:55 pm

I send you to obedience school

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:57 pm

I ship you in a crate to a zoo halfway around the world by boat.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:28 am

I hit you with an iceberg.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:38 am

I tie an anvil to your foot and pushes it off a cliff.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:12 pm

I steal your duodenum.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:25 am

I light some fireworks on your tail.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:38 pm

I give you a punch to the neck.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:31 pm

I replace your lungs with gills and strand you in the desert.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:00 pm

I send a blade of compressed energy at you.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:12 am

I reflect your attack with a mirror sending it straight back to you

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:19 pm

I flick your nose.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:09 pm

I replace your intestines with fruit roll-ups.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:14 pm

I remove the muscles from your tail.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:57 pm

I give a you a power noogie.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:11 am

I push you into a large vat of molten cheese.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:24 am

I make you work from 10pm to 4 am at walmart.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:06 am

I make the song "Let it go" stuck in your head forever.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:20 am

I make you clean my room

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:24 pm

I clean your room off all valuables and electronic devices.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:21 pm

I change your chemical composition.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:22 pm

I sic a pack of wolves on you (since apparently that's one of my powers)

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:46 pm

I give you a blister on your cerebrum.