Attack the above poster

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:18 pm

I do the same to you, but instead of Barney, I make you watch Teletubbies.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:26 pm

I shove you into a portal leading to Gen 1 My Little Pony.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:51 pm

I shove you in a oven.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:08 pm

I grab you and drag you in with me!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:11 pm

I drop an anvil on your head.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:18 pm

I already did an anvil. *sidesteps* I smack you for lacking creativity.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:19 pm

I throw you in a snake pit.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:08 pm

Snakes... why did it have to be snakes...
I throw you into lava.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:11 pm

I lock you in a cage filled with lions.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:20 pm

I tame the lions and use them for an army against you!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:14 pm

I fill your entire house with expanding polyurethane foam!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:22 pm

I throw a beehive at you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:28 pm

I smoke the bees out, take the honey and wax, make some nice homey candles, sell them, and buy a nuclear water balloon which I launch at you from a safe distance!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:30 pm

I put a scorpion in your pants.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:34 pm

I'm a corgi - I'm not wearing pants!

Takes scorpion and genetically engineers it into an invincible super-scorpion with super painful, paralyzing venom and programs it to hunt you forever.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:35 pm

I hit you with a frying pan.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:36 pm

I sic PETA on you for animal cruelty.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:52 pm

I attack you with a shotgun-combo-scythe

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:57 pm

I have you get run over by a steamroller.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 12:00 am

I snap you into a slim jim

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:35 am

Halo four mammoth MAC CANON!

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:53 pm

I drop kick you over a balcony.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:24 pm

I have you get chased by a bull.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:41 pm

Except I pasted red paper on your back, so the bull is chasing you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:53 pm

I send you to space.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:26 pm

I direct a comet at you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:29 pm

I shower you with meteors.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:16 pm

I pull the trigger of this gun, igniting a small explosive charge that sends a 9x19mm slug of bismuth jacketed in gilding metal into your head, shattering the bone, and destroying your brain.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:18 pm

I dropkick you.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:35 am

I have chuck norris kick you

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:38 pm

I have you in a cage match with these guys.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:43 pm

*snickers* Heh heh...
I attack with flames of eternal light!

Post by **SeanWolf** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:54 pm

I call in The Expendables on you

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:27 pm

I counter your Expendables with Charlie's Angels.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:35 pm

*sigh* what lame attacks you guys have
I bring you up 1 mile high then hold you in front of a jet engine, eventually releasing you and letting you get sucked into the spinning blades, chopping you up and using you as propellant, then spitting your charred remains out the backside of the turbine, a fitting exit for any of my attack-ees.

(Mods: I hope that this isn't too gruesome, I have tried to tone it down, if it is too gruesome, tel me and I will edit it at the earliest time I can)

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:58 pm

I shoot you with a diamond meteor traveling at the speed of the Oh-My-God particle. Scroll to the bottom.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:00 pm

I trap you in a room with elaborate booby traps that you must make your way through. Oh, and I plucked out your eyes, so you must do it blind. And the walls have needles.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:05 pm

I put you in a room with Patrick Steward, who gives you a rather stern talking to about your behavior in this thread. Making you feel bad.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:18 pm

.... I'm too ashamed to attack further.

Post by **SeanWolf** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:22 pm

I send in Ian Mckellen to chat with Patrick Stewart