Attack the above poster

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:18 pm

I set you on fire.

Post by **Render** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:46 am

I put you under water.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:48 am

I turn you into a human.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:21 pm

I shrink your ears.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:46 pm

I turn up the volume on your ipod to make blowing out your headphones!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:01 am

I switch bodies with you and insult you.
Darn it, I attacked myself - this body is hideous.
Boom! Double meaning attack! X)

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:28 pm

I drop you in a vat of toxic waste.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:17 am

I pour broth on your head.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:52 am

I make you resit your exams

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 9:59 am

I make you their invigilating officer.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:42 am

I give you an American accent.

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:45 am

I tug on your tail.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:00 am

I dress as a native Australian dog and steal your baby.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:11 am

I cause you to have an American accent.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:14 am

I half strangle you with your own collar for repetition.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:43 am

(You mean repeatedly, right?)

I turn your armor into glass.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:50 am

I bite your small tail

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:57 am

Douglas Collier wrote:I give you an American accent.

Douglas Collier wrote:I cause you to have an American accent.

Douglas Collier wrote:(You mean repeatedly, right?)

Nope.

I trap you between the strings and the guitar and tighten the strings, slicing you like salami

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:04 pm

I hit you with the ax part of my guitar.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:18 pm

I restring your guitar with yarn.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:28 pm

I shrink you and insert you into his guitar so you can hear it REALLY loudly.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:31 pm

I have him play at your armor's breaking frequency.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:42 pm

I play loud enough to make you both deaf.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:47 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:
Douglas Collier wrote:I give you an American accent.

Douglas Collier wrote:I cause you to have an American accent.

Douglas Collier wrote:(You mean repeatedly, right?)
Nope.

How did that happen??

I reverse your spell that made me repeat stuff and put it on you.

Post by **Render** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:33 pm

I iron your ears.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:31 pm

I put dynamite in that baby doll.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:51 pm

I take away the detonator for it

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:07 pm

I get your pilot's license revoked - permanently.
(Welcome back VEB.

)

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:13 pm

"Noooooooooooooooo!" I yell at your ear on the highest volume possible.

(thanks, Douglas ^v^)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:48 pm

I change the composition of your airplane to lead.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:01 pm

Sudden increase in mass makes me crash in your backyard.
That's where the actual bad part of tolerating my presence begins.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:03 pm

I take your pilot's hat.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:10 pm

I turn everyone into kangaroos

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:12 pm

(Yay - a big long tail!)
I turn you into a wallaby.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:35 am

I make you even shorter!

(*Hops like a kangaroo*)

Post by **Render** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:31 am

I open your window.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:55 am

I strand you on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean, hundreds of miles away from shipping lanes.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:57 am

I poke your nose

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:09 am

I give you a poodle cut.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:05 pm

I dye your fur neon purple.