Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:08 am

I cover you in Molten chocolate, allow you to freeze solid and send you, Air mail, to the other Daryl.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:21 pm

I dropkick you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:22 pm

I take away your video games and paper bags.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:05 am

I tie you upside down.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:21 am

I turn you into a tackle dummy for Kevin

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:36 am

I force Maxwell to do a sexy dance in front of you, scarring your mind for life.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:27 pm

I teleport you to the Loper but I deliberately do it in a horizontal position and without resetting the height on the target.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 2:31 pm

I give you the blue screen of death.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:14 pm

I reboot the computer with a new primary function to crush_kill_destroy

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:41 pm

I furiously type on a computer in a trench coat like a 90's hacker. "kill.exe" loaded...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:08 pm

I make you watch 60s cartoons for 24 hours straight.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:37 pm

I write a scathing review of you in The Daily Prophet.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 05, 2014 11:49 pm

I deny your application to Hogwarts.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:15 am

I make you run headfirst into the wall of platform 9 3/4 just after the portal had closed.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:20 am

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:30 am

I take this opportunity to both curse you for a thousand years and haunt you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:43 am

Meh. You're already doing that anyway, remember?

I call the GhostBusters and the FoxBusters on you!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:53 am

I possess you before they can lay a paw on me. I also nom your soul a bit.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:57 pm

I attack you with a falling sheep that makes you fall asleep.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:19 am

BROOM TO YOUR FACE!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:24 am

DOGPILE!!!

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:44 am

I lock you, along with every previous poster on this page in a small prison filled with anti-sleep gas.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:52 am

I shove you in a wood chipper.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:02 am

I summon zombies to hug you. And chew you a bit.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:01 am

I summon a ring of fire around you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:44 am

I summon a column of fire right where you're standing.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:57 am

I counterattack with an expanding shield of water.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:03 pm

My fire boils the water, scalding you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:05 pm

I preform a 360 leg sweep from the stationary position of lying on my back.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:13 pm

You miss - I'm 10 feet away. Instead you end up embarrassing yourself in front of hundreds of people.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:32 pm

The leg sweep technique's circular movements create a hurricane. Hurricane Bino

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:36 pm

I have a storm shelter - you are blown away by your own hurricane while I am comfy and enjoying listening to the rain.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:42 pm

I call down lightning, covering myself with an electric barrier. With lightning conducting through
my body, I slam you into the ground.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:51 pm

Unfortunately the lightning also fries you.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:17 pm

I launch a wave of bot fly larvae at you...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:21 pm

I cause them to grow into their adult forms and send a wave of Bino-tracking mosquitos toward you (coincidentally the bot flies attach their eggs to them).

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:45 pm

I crush the oncoming swarm of insects into a dead mass and fling it at you, with sheer concentration.

(Seems you took heed of my Bot fly paragraph, Douglas.

)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:46 pm

You burn out your brain. I fling the mass back and score a direct hit while you're reeling.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:54 pm

I ride a wave of mud at you. After the initial wave, I pull you up to the shore.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:04 pm

I bite you.