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FALCON PUNCH!!!
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And then you got backhanded off the stage by a giant glove.
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I have the abominable snowman do this.

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I slam the door in your face
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I slam you into door.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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I point out that the door was made from your precious tree.
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I plant you in the ground.
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I hit you with the shovel you were using.
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I use you as a shovel to dig him out.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I used Backspace.
It's super effective.
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Yeah,no you ruined the joke i was trying to set up, so i'm just going to beat you with the Doc. K avatar i made instead.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The Anger, it burns... I'm on Fire!!!!
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I lock you in a room with this guy.
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I use his face to break through the bars and bludgeon you with whatever's left.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I set you on fire with a fire flower.
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I throw bowser's castle at you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I cut the rope on the bridge at watch you plunge into the lava.
... And then I steal your princess. :P
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I slap you with a fish.
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I tip an ice bucket on you.
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HoundInATree wrote:I tip an ice bucket on you.
Hehe, I did that already. (here) :mrgreen:

I throw the ice cubes at your head.
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I drop a large drone onto your head. :P
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I shave your fur off.
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I trap you in a room with the black beast of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I drop the Samurai Gigazord on top of all of you, then stomp on your remains.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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I steal it, Yellow style, and turn it against you next.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I pull a page from the evil Green Ranger, and enter the cockpit through the back door and toss you out.
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I turn your head invisible, but not your nose.
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I pull a page from the rough draft of Ninja Storm and get all the Megazords to fight each other, killing off all the life on the planet.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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I literally kick you out of the movie props cupboard.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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I have Lemongrab scream in your ear.
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I erase all previous evidences of Grapenut from Housepets! canon.
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I erase all previous evidences of Corgis from Housepets! canon.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I send every angry fan of King in your direction.
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I draw an upside-down moustache on you.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I ban trees.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I have Brent halve you like he halves our score in Members vs. Mods.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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I increase you by 2...sideways, not upwards.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I stuff you into the vending machine.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The vending machine dispenses a bomb.

You could say that really blew up in your face

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