Attack the above poster

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:25 pm

I mess with the metagame rules so that his loosing the game turns you into a Chihuahua who makes North star look tall by comparison.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:27 pm

I make your hairfur colour fashionable so thousands copy you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:33 pm

Uh... How is that a bad thing? Also, those the blue-gray streaks look good on you. That blender you're stuffed into on the other hand, not so much. Hope for your sake no one turns it on.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:05 pm

I force you to 'eat me' and poison you from the inside before escaping and reforming.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:04 pm

I chain you to a chair in a room you cannot escape from and make you listen to this on repeat. I'm evil, aren't I?

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:10 pm

I make you work at a whining booth for 12 hrs. Hah!

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:25 pm

I hit you with a Tardis. you said "booth", so...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:56 pm

I teleport a moderately heavy rock into the space occupied by your head, fusing them together. Have fun trying to breathe.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:51 am

I push you under the Rock Head.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:03 pm

I fill your tree with landmines.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:32 pm

I accelerate a small asteroid at your direction.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:16 am

I let your window crack.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:19 am

It's a mirror, I ensure that your seven years bad luck is all related to cornhole.

Post by **Render** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:01 pm

I use your open maw to play cornhole.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:22 pm

I make your avatar look like a fox . . . Oh.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:58 pm

I make you make his avatar look like Randy from FauxPas... And then I make you tell him a joke so he looks confused.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:21 pm

I poke you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:41 pm

I poke you in the eye with a finglonger.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:49 pm

I give you a double wet willy.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:51 pm

I send you to Dr Zoidberg for a cold.

Post by **Render** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:56 pm

I let Bender bend your legs.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:43 pm

I stick multiple wet durian flavoured lollipops to your fur.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri May 01, 2015 8:36 am

I break the room heater.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri May 01, 2015 8:46 am

I set up home between your ears and turn the TV up.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri May 01, 2015 1:52 pm

I throw lit magnesium in front of your tele.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:18 pm

I... don't have to do anything, because you just lit a demigod's head on fire. you're already in enough trouble.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri May 01, 2015 9:22 pm

I use duct tape to stick a "KICK ME!" sign to your back. Have fun pulling it off!
Oh, and... *kicks*

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:11 pm

I tranquilize you and take you to a zoo, where immature people jeer at you and throw food.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 02, 2015 2:02 pm

I throw you instead of the food.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat May 02, 2015 2:08 pm

I chop your tree up for firewood and forget to stop when I get to you.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 02, 2015 3:12 pm

I Use you as one of the logs in his funeral pyre.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat May 02, 2015 5:30 pm

I roll out of the pyre screaming and setting everyone one fire too.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 02, 2015 7:57 pm

i start screaming 'zombie' and attack you with a fire extinguisher.

Post by **Render** » Sun May 03, 2015 5:51 am

I think you are a zombie and smack you with a shovel.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun May 03, 2015 9:52 am

I block the shovel with the fire extinguisher, and it explodes spraying everybody on this page with freezing cold fire suppressant.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun May 03, 2015 4:55 pm

'It's Greek Fire, It didn't go out! Argh!!!'

I slap you with the remains of the fire extinguisher.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon May 04, 2015 1:31 am

I do not properly put out a camp fire and burn down your forest. Even the remains of your fire extinguisher can't save you now! Ha ha ha~

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon May 04, 2015 1:32 am

I make it so your last post can't be seen.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Mon May 04, 2015 1:41 am

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HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon May 04, 2015 6:53 am

I push you into the hidden post.