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....and I respond with vast waves of attack sea gulls who destroy your crabs and do those ... um ... other ... uh ... distasteful things that sea gulls ... you know ... sorry ... sorta.


Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:24 am
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I enact my scorched Earth policy. I self destruct my crab infested star destroyer (cuz I want one).

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Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:19 am
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i drop a dozen tanks on you and go on a bombing run of your base

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I laser your planet to death.


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...Aren't you also on earth though? Honestly i don't think i need an attack when your last one was suicidal.

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I throw pebbles at you.

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I eject and let my bomber crash into you after the engine gets gummed up.

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Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:31 pm
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I have a brother who's good at hitting a moving target. Falling one shouldn't be any different.

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I send my army of robot monsters after you.

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:45 am
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Oh look, your leg popped off.
both legs actually.
and your arms.
and your head...

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Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:44 pm
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I bomb you using your old avatar.

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Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:23 pm
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I bite you in the neck...

Mostly because I'm now a vampire doggo and I'm here to suck your blood.

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Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:52 pm
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*tongue slap*

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Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:37 pm
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I grab your tongue and use it as a short bungee cord to constantly bring your face to my fist.

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I pik phpl uhp wif thif all thh thim, why wub I beh thh onh gething thwown awound? wibbip?

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Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:12 pm
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I turn into a little bat and grab from your tongue and lift it up to see how much can that tongue stretch.

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Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:46 pm
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I put a coin into the vending machine of various harm.

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Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:14 am
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I push the vending machine over on top of you.


Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:59 pm
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i plant evidence that you've been messing with Abridged Popo's stuff.

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Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:22 pm
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I open a packet of intense pain, and pour all the contents all over you.

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Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:45 am
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I glue you with painful glue to Buster.

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I spray you with garlic juice.

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Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:24 pm
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Yum. I bury you in pasta, marinara sauce, and release the ravening gerbils!


Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:33 pm
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I drive a boat straight at you.

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Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:40 pm
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Unleash the dolphin desperadoes!! (...which is kinda hard to do because the leash buckles are sorta tricky and I can't hold my breath for very long.)


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My army of archers rain a volley of arrows coated with itchy powder unto you.

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Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:30 pm
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I lock you in a room with this guy.

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I pour a cauldron of a hot soup of 700 packets of unadulterated suffering-from-a-thousand-ant-bites onto you.

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I lock you in a room, chained to a chair with a TV on the info channel with the volume blasting

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Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:33 pm
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i rearrange your face to look like a cubist painting. using a spork.

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Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:49 pm
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I tie your tongue to lamp post.

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I drop the lamppost on your head, Buster and all!


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after escaping my tangled up costume, i impale you with the post and hang onto the lamp for later.

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You return to discover that I have escaped and conjured up an army of enraged lighting fixtures which enact a pulverizing and gore-splattering revenge on you for your abuse of small electrical furnishings.


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Hooray for nimbats being support characters with no health bar or hit detection!
*ahem*
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Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:27 pm
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I command my floating cursor to incessantly left click on you, tickling, poking, and holding you in place without end, making you repeat many lines over and over again like a pestered unit in an RTS.

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